I've heard a lot of derisive talk in certain cultural circles of late concerning surprise Best Picture nominee Juno. Seems a lot of left-leaning types think the film strikes some sort of disturbingly pro-life, anti-feminist chord beneath it's ultra-hip veneer. Like maybe the movie sends a dangerous message to young...

Inspired by the brilliant Doug Benson's column "I Love Movies!" at www.handheldcomedy.com, here are my reviews of recent films I haven't seen (and never will):

The Bucket List - I guess Jack and Morgan can cross "star in a worthless piece of shit" off their...

I'm a straight dude. A very straight dude. In fact, I can attest to having thoroughly enjoyed the heterosexual intercourse experience in my time, and, to prove it, I am the proud owner of one human child (that I KNOW of...heh heh heh).

But something about this...

Kraft Foods thinks you're an idiot.

We've all seen the recipes manufacturers often print on packaged food containers: directions for making a tasty cheesecake crust with crushed Honey Grahams, for example. Some are elaborate and ambitious culinary wonders; others are just simple and creative serving suggestions. But...

Friday night, Obama, Edwards, and Clinton were presented gold, silver, and bronze Iowa caucus medals by Princess Leia in an elaborate awards ceremony on Yavin IV, while Republican contenders put aside their differences long enough to team up and help with the Britney Spears intervention. But how are presidential candidates...

The music industry. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. You must be careful--so here's my predictions for what 2008 will hold for the world of music:

Oprah will disappoint the studio audience at the taping of her 23rd season premiere by...

Year's end is a time when all aspiring psychics (and psychos) gaze deep into their crystal balls and make ridiculous, desperate guesses as to what the future holds. Here's my stab at predicting what goings-on will occur in the world of politics during the coming year:

I...

Unless you're a connoisseur of the high artform known as "A.M. talk," you might not be aware that the smarmy, smirky, obscure-reference-loving comedian/commentator Dennis Miller has recently RADICALLY REINVENTED himself as a smarmy, smirky, obscure-reference-loving right wing radio host.

I've always found Miller impressive, if not particularly...