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Meatless Monday: Don't Be Cruel

Posted: 01/10/11 08:22 AM ET

They're probably still singing "You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog" at Graceland, despite the fact Elvis Presley is still dead. The King would have turned 76 on Saturday, had he not died in 1977, a time when America was practically another country. It was life before the internet, although 1977 was the first year Apple went on the market. This was the time of the (first) oil crisis, Jimi Hendrix was dead, likewise the recently pardoned Jim Morrison, Lady Gaga wasn't even born. Alice Waters opened Chez Panisse in the '70s. On the other hand, Burger King told us we could have it our way (hah). The signs of change were staring at us in the face, but we didn't want to see them. This is our standard operating procedure.

We live at a crazy disconnect. We love our animals, spending $35 to $45 billion a year on pet care. The weird thing is, despite the care we lavish on our pets, we don't have a problem eating animals for dinner. Whoops. I know, you don't want to look at this. Honey, I don't blame you, it ain't pretty. In fact it is against everything we believe we stand for. Certainly, it's against everything I stand for.

I always loved cows, their kind eyes, the solid, comforting bulk of their bodies, their serene nature. When I could make a connection between the animals I loved and what I was being served for dinner, I stopped eating meat. I was 13. My parents thought it was a phase. If so, it's been one long-ass phase, because I'm still in it. I literally can't swallow killing or cruelty.

And in many ways, neither can you. Remember the 2007 recall on tainted pet food? That more than last year's beef recalls and salmonella-tainted eggs seemed to galvanize Americans into demanding greater governmental action on food safety.

As psychologist Hal Herzog says in his breezy new book Some We Love, Some We Hate, Some We Eat, we have a complicated relationship with our animal friends. It's easier for our already beleaguered consciences not to look at the evidence of the cruelty that goes on in factory farms or at our own inconsistent behavior. But we do look at it, every day. As Jonathan Safran Foer says in Eating Animals, the truth is right there at the end of our forks.

I'm not saying we can figure out human frailty, but we do know much more about how our food is produced than when Elvis was singing about being a hunka-hunka burnin' love. PETA didn't launch until 1980. Knowledge is power. You have the power to examine your own choices. An occasional meatless meal might make you feel less conflicted.

It's not so hard. During the bitter winter months, swapping a bowl of vegetable soup for the usual animal sandwich just makes sense -- it's warming, filling, fortifying. Or if you're married to the sandwich concept, in honor of Elvis, try the King's favorite -- peanut butter and banana. The flavors are elemental, taking you back to a more innocent time, and it just happens to be meatless. So enjoy. And don't be cruel.


Elvis Presley's Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich

Many have bemoaned Elvis' fave eats as a nutritional nightmare. Not so. It offers potassium, fiber and protein. The bad rap came from the Fat Elvis of white jumpsuit days and the rumor the King ate a dozen or more of these at a pop. You can probably make do with one. Make it with organic whole grain bread instead of the preservative-laden wonderwhite Elvis ate, same with organic peanut butter, rather than anything weird and hydrogenated. Go with a pat of butter or vegan marg or a quick swipe of oil rather than quarter stick he preferred and you have a treat, but not one that'll turn you into Fat Elvis.

4 slices organic whole grain bread
2 tablespoons organic peanut butter
1 banana, sliced thin
1 teaspoons vegan marg (like Earth Balance) or butter or a spritz of spray oil

LIghtly lube a skillet or grill pan with butter, vegan marge or oil. Heat over medium-high heat.

Meanwhile, spread peanut butter over two slices of bread. Top with sliced bananas. Cover with remaining slices of bread and place in the skillet.

Toast on one side for about 3 minutes or until the bread turns golden and crusty and the peanut butter becomes deliciously creamy.

Flip sandwiches and cook another 2 to 3 minutes on the other side.

Cut each sandwich in half and serve immediately, so you get the interplay of crunch from the bread and the creaminess of the warm peanut butter and banana.

Serves 2 to 4.

 

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They're probably still singing "You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog" at Graceland, despite the fact Elvis Presley is still dead. The King would have turned 76 on Saturday, had he not died in 1977, a ti...
They're probably still singing "You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog" at Graceland, despite the fact Elvis Presley is still dead. The King would have turned 76 on Saturday, had he not died in 1977, a ti...
 
 
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OLJW00
right is right
05:03 PM on 01/20/2011
Animals taste good!
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dancingdogblog
15+ year animal welfare advocate
04:44 AM on 01/20/2011
We rain riches at their paws, travel with them, the famous sing about them; there are still people in the world who eat them - recent archeological findings show that we did too. We are full of contradictions we humans. The more we consider our peculiar segmentation of the animal world into those we eat and those we do not, and talk about it, the more possibilities for change. Vegetarianism began forty years ago here - now there's a trend in young teens toward vegetarianism because of a more thoughtful view of animals and the environment. Who would have thought there would ever be a vegetarian Iron Chef! Change is happening in the long view much as it is in animal welfare and rights: Slowly, but with meaning.

Thanks for the link to my blog, and the peanut butter banana sandwich recipe! I never had them fried or with bread as a child - just split the banana and spread the peanut butter - mmmmm:)
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02:41 AM on 01/18/2011
I read this a 2nd time, and I just don't get it. Why is eating meat automatically associated with cruelty? It simply shouldn't be. Who is this 'authority' that has decreed it to be always cruel? Why am I supposed to be guilty of "frailty"? There are no inherent moral failing in the choice to eat meat. If we know so much about how our food is produced these days, then why aren't clear and consistent distinctions made between CAFO & pastured meats?

If the effort here is to get people to eat less CAFO meat, then why isn't the free ranged/pastured meat alternative discussed? Seeing that alternative almost always costs more, it would follow that most people, who have finite budgets, would eat less CAFO meat.

What am I missing here?
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Ken Detweiler
04:12 PM on 01/17/2011
um, how much of that $35 to $45 billion a year goes for animals that our pets eat. That's the way biology works. Get real.
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billstu
Doing the least if not less
01:30 PM on 01/12/2011
Poor Ellen ... I hate to inform you but vegetables and plant life feel pain too ... they have done studies on the sound waves the plant life omits when threatened ... just because you cant hear the screams doesn't mean there are none ... its really interesting and needs to be further studied ...
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04:42 PM on 01/12/2011
Whether they feel pain or not, they are alive, and what right do we have to end their lives for our own pleasure?
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PhineasGage730
01:11 AM on 01/18/2011
What right???? Get real. Being the superior species. That's why we make dogs our pets. Put animals in zoos. Force mating.

Lets not play stupid hear (please tell me it's an act). I know it feels good to ask questions like that, but come on....grow up.
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12:01 PM on 01/12/2011
Only grass fed mondays for me, thank you.
02:07 PM on 01/12/2011
Same.
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elcerritan
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03:49 PM on 01/12/2011
Same.
09:20 AM on 01/12/2011
It is genuinely sad that vegangelicals are so extremely confused about the basic tenets of sustainable agriculture, that they actually think that the above sandwich is a more environmentally friendly wintertime food choice than a piece of sustainably raised meat from a few mile away. It's truly outlandish.

In reality, bananas require loose soil that is high in organic matter, so the ideal growing environmen­t for bananas is newly cleared rainforest­ which can be home to millions of creatures in a single acre!!! Speaking of cruel, it is an environmental nightmare that kills billions and billions of creatures.

After a few years, production on a banana field starts to wane, so new rainforest is cleared to make room for more bananas. 75% of the world's living creatures depend on the rainforests. A single acre of rainforest can be home to millions of creatures, and when it is cleared to make way for vegan peanut butter and banana sandwiches, the ecosystem for those creatures is completely obliterated.

On top of that, bananas are shipped in from thousands of miles away, which compounds the environmental catastrophe. Conversely, in most of the country, pastured local meat is available year round. The meat from one large cow could be the primary protein source for an entire family for a year, while actually improving the environment in the process. In reality, a banana habit will harm vastly, vastly more living creatures than multiple lifetimes of eating sustainable, locally raised meat.
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11:49 AM on 01/12/2011
I think there might be some denial going on.
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PhineasGage730
01:16 AM on 01/18/2011
HAHAHAHAH!

Wow, after what he wrote...that's your reply? Something tells me you don't know much except for what you are told. Even if he's wrong, you aren't saying how. I love progressive vegans, and vegetarians that have just heard the tip of an argument and abruptly change their lifestyle (and there's nothing wrong with that), but then does no research. And just lets others tell them what's what....and then regurgitate meaningless cliche's about cruelty and superiority.

Now that I think about it, it kind of sounds like religious people.

Go read a book.
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crom14
08:27 PM on 01/11/2011
Great article, great point, great recipe!
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c-tom
Badges we don't need no stinking badges
11:54 AM on 01/11/2011
"We love our animals, spending $35 to $45 billion a year on pet care. The weird thing is, despite the care we lavish on our pets, we don't have a problem " with hungry homeless people.

And didn't Elvis eat BACON, peanut butter and banana sandwiches?
02:19 AM on 01/11/2011
Looks good but if your going to get Peanut, think it needs to be Valencia. They are the least likely to have the fungus most people have reactions too.

Personally I would have gone with Almond Butter. No need for oil, butter or vegan butter those fats, just steal the fat flavor from the toasted Almond.
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09:46 PM on 01/10/2011
You can do it in the toaster oven for an easy cleanup.
09:38 PM on 01/11/2011
Yes, god forbid we have to clean up much.
10:38 PM on 01/11/2011
I doubt your life is busier, ever will be busier, than mine young man.
08:25 PM on 01/10/2011
If The King was able to make peanut butter and banana sandwiches, anybody can...or did he have his personal chef do it for him and his omnipresent posse?

This is no doubt the easiest MEATLESS MONDAY recipe ever! Thanks for your informative, and as always, delightful article, Ellen!
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Issaquah79
Look mom no head!
06:24 PM on 01/10/2011
Make the banana a GROW label banana and it's even less cruel! Those are the only bananas I eat when I do indulge in the occasional banana. Oh and organic coconut oil would be better than the marg.

http://www.organicsunlimited.com/organics/grow/values
02:32 PM on 01/10/2011
My friend is hosting a meatless monday potluck tn and Im trying to decide between one of the mushroom recipes. http://www.fourgreensteps.com/community/blogs/four-green-steps/meatless-monday-mushroom-madness
I hate how people try to put down green efforts saying it does nothing, when doing nothing is actually what doing nothing is!! all efforts count, big or small
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01:49 PM on 01/10/2011
LAFoodie's argument for vegetarianism over other eating styles is probably one of the best ones I've seen. The path of cruelty or morality for being a vegetarian is a misleading one. Plants experience pain and such as well. The difference is that our noses aren't sensitive enough to hear their pain, so therefore it's acceptable.
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Angie Cordeiro
We do all things through Grace which empowers us.
04:17 PM on 01/10/2011
Plants do not have a central nervous system...
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08:22 PM on 01/10/2011
The purpose of pain is to warn you of existing or approaching damage/injury. Most species (as far as I know) communicate these dangers in an auditory manner. Plants communicate this in an olfactory manner.
I personally have nothing against vegetarians, nor do I think of them in derogatory terms. It's the moral argument of why others should be vegetarians that I'm at odds with. I recognize that as an omnivore I take the lives of both plants and animals.
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anti politricks
better to light 1 candle than curse darkness
10:17 AM on 01/11/2011
nor do they have families or organs similar to ours.
nor are they intelligent like animals....pigs are in the top 10 smartest animals (dogs and cats aren't on the top 10)