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Emily Levine is a writer and comedian who lives in Los Angeles and in cyberspace as www.emilylevineuniverse.com.

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Partial Birth Ban Decision is Not Impartial Justice

Posted April 23, 2007 | 19:09:49 (EST)

I thought I was beyond outrage, that somehow I'd managed to slip through a wormhole in the red state/blue state universe and find a little place next door to the Dalai Lama - Dalai Lama adjacent, as the spiritual Realtors say. But then I read Justice Kennedy's majority opinion...

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Hey Dems, We Want Our Milk and Cookies

Posted November 10, 2006 | 15:49:05 (EST)


Okay, I've canvassed most of my friends since the election this past Tuesday and the prevailing mood seems to be not euphoria, but relief. It's as if the bully had finally been removed from the classroom, and we could go back to enjoying other, even have the...

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Which Side Are You On, Boys, Which Side Are You On?

Posted February 15, 2006 | 21:26:45 (EST)

According to news reports, Vice-President Dick Cheney - or a man closely resembling him - appeared on Fox television earlier today and "took responsibility for the shooting." This announcement will mollify one side of the ideological divide and enrage others. Unsure which side of the divide you come down on?...

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Extreme Monopoly

Posted September 13, 2005 | 17:35:07 (EST)

Just as I had found the silver lining in Hurricane Katrina -- at least it put the kibosh on Bush's promotional tour for "The Ownership Society" -- he goes and suspends the Davis-Baker Act. What kind of "Monopoly" game is he playing?

Granted, I'm not a good "Monopoly" player. I...

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Ironic

Posted August 4, 2005 | 18:46:00 (EST)

Not to diss Alanis Morisette – of whom I’m a huge fan - but when it comes to spotting irony, I’m as good as it gets. Like in today’s L.A. Times, President Bush says he plans to take a mountain bike ride in Texas “if I can survive the near-hundred...

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Why the Focus on Rove

Posted July 19, 2005 | 13:48:02 (EST)

Hilary Rosen says her shipmate buddies on a recent cruise “asked ...why the Democrats are focusing so much attention on Karl Rove and not, instead, on providing a better alternative story for the American people to hear. It’s a good question.”

Here’s another: What good’s an alternative story...

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Speculating on Specter

Posted July 14, 2005 | 16:17:05 (EST)

Forget Karl Rove, what’s up with Arlen Specter? The man who explained the magic bullet theory to the Warren Commission – my favorite piece of sketch comedy after “Who’s on first?” - the Senator who savaged Anita Hill during the Clarence Thomas hearings (Yes, I know he’s pro-choice but still,...

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