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I Braved An 'Absolute Beginner' Pole-Dancing Class

Posted: 08/16/11 01:24 AM ET

When most people hear pole dancing, their minds immediately jump to images of a seedy underworld complete with stripper heels, drunk old men and "downtrodden" young women. So when myself and HuffPost reporter Laura Stampler decided to try out a pole dancing workout class for HuffPost Healthy Living's "We Tried It" series, you can imagine some of the reactions we received from those around us -- as well as our own slight discomfort.

"I wonder if the instructor will be a former stripper ..." "Did they make you wear high heels?" "Were you totally embarrassed?" "I bet some of the girls only do this for their boyfriends." "Was there house music playing in the background the whole time?"

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The blogosphere is full of pole dancing detractors, especially since a recent LivingSocial survey revealed that consumers were more likely to purchase a discounted pole dancing class than a discounted gym membership. A post on The Stir, entitled "You Shouldn't Quit the Gym for This Dirty Little Fantasy," epitomizes these sentiments: " ... I would choose [the gym] over gyrating my hips and slithering up and down a nasty stripper's pole any day of the week," writes the author.

Even Ryan Gosling's character in "Crazy, Stupid, Love" weighs in on the subject. "The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise," he declares.

To be honest, we too were fully prepared to feel uncomfortable. But to our surprise and delight, the Absolute Beginner Pole Class at SHOCKra Studio absolutely defied our preconceived notions.

First of all, SHOCKra Studio is the least intimidating place I've ever been. The studio itself has a very laid back vibe and feels immediately inclusive (with a tagline of "anyone can dance!" it seems only appropriate). We walked into a small studio that included eight poles, clad, not in stilettos and bustiers, but loose-fitting workout clothes and $2 Duane Reade headbands. Even though we rushed into the class a few minutes late (damn you, 6 train!) our instructor Keisha (pictured below) was all smiles -- and ready to get down to business.

When we asked her about the kind of clientele she saw in her classes, Keisha replied that it was quite diverse. She spoke animatedly about the 65-year-old woman in one of her six-week workshops who "does her thing." Keisha herself has been dancing since she was 8 years old, although she only took up the pole about six years ago.

The Workout
To begin with, it was a killer workout. Two days later every muscle in my body was still sore -- and it felt kind of great. For someone like myself who danced for over ten years but has been out of practice since the end of high school, Pole was actually a really fun way to combine my dancer sensibilities with some new skills. The class began with some hip, shoulder and chest isolations as well as 15 solid minutes of core exercises. After the warm-up I was already grinning from ear to ear.

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After we were good and warmed up, Keisha began teaching us some simple choreography. We learned how to walk in proper form around the pole, do some well-timed body rolls and even a few spins. Every move had a fantastically silly name, from the quintessential "fireman" spin to the one-leg-out "martini" spin (any move named after a cocktail sounded good to us).

Since the class only consisted of Keisha, myself, Laura and one other woman, there was no need to feel self-conscious or competitive. (Besides, we were all too busy worrying about the placement of our hands and feet to even look at how the other two were performing.) The choreography was fairly low-impact but each part of it still managed to work our legs, abs and arms. As I was dancing my pants off -- and I don't mean that literally -- I was having a lot of fun and even felt at times (dare I say it?) sexy. Laura and I spent the class making eye contact every few minutes, mouthing "I love this!" to each other in surprise.

After we had the routine down and Keisha had kindly reassured us that we were by far not her worst beginner group, it was time to attempt the seemingly impossible ... climb the pole. After a moment of panic in which I had a flashback to my disastrous attempts at climbing the rope in elementary school gym class, I followed Keisha's instructions and voilá! -- I actually got up there with ease! Both Laura and I even managed to do the slightly more complicated "champagne" spin dismount.

Honestly, the only negative we could pick out about this workout was what Keisha termed "pole burn" -- and it is no joke. Luckily I made it out with only minimal bruising and some very sore muscles. (Laura fared slightly worse.) Though Keisha assured us that over time your skin adjusts to the pole, this may be important to consider if you decide to do this as a bachelorette party activity -- which the studio advertises on their class material. While we love this idea for a bachelorette party event, the bride-to-be might not want to sport bruised thighs in all of her honeymoon photos.

The Takeaway
Even with our bruises and tender muscles, we had a blast. After the class we wondered aloud where we would practice our newfound skills. "Maybe on the subway?" we quipped. Although it's unlikely that you'll see us spinning around an NYC subway car anytime soon (at least during peak hours), we -- and our muscles -- will always take pride in being able to do "the champagne."

Below are some photographs of more advanced pole dancing classes at SHOCKra Studio:

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If you too want to learn the art of the martini, fireman and champagne, there are a number of studios that offer Pole workout classes. We went to SHOCKra Studio in New York City's Gramercy neighborhood. Some other big names in the Pole Dancing world include The S Factor, New York Pole Dancing and Body & Pole. A simple Google search should turn up studios in your area.

Laura Stampler contributed to this blog.

 

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When most people hear pole dancing, their minds immediately jump to images of a seedy underworld complete with stripper heels, drunk old men and "downtrodden" young women. So when myself and HuffPost ...
When most people hear pole dancing, their minds immediately jump to images of a seedy underworld complete with stripper heels, drunk old men and "downtrodden" young women. So when myself and HuffPost ...
 
 
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04:30 AM on 08/20/2011
You have to be very fit to get anything out of a pole dancing class or not pull every muscle in you body. I'm somebody who has taken yoga classes and two and three day cycle rides and even when I was fit enough to do that I wouldn't have considered pole dancing classes without taking a course in lifting free weights as my arms aren't strong enough. If you haven't done any exercise or dance classes since leaving school why not start with rambling and swimming first then move onto cycling and yoga.
06:50 PM on 08/21/2011
The pole works you out. You do not need to work out *for* the pole. Someone who has little strength to begin with is not going to be doing gravity-defying tricks right out of the gate, but the idea that there is some sort of athletic prerequisite to pole dancing is untrue, both in my experience and from what I've seen others achieve. Pole is actually incredibly versatile in that it can be used to assist stretches, as a cardio work out for spins and simple standing moves, or as a heavy work out when climbing and doing more advanced inversions.

As long as the dancer is given good instruction, stretches properly, and doesn't exercise beyond their ability, it's incredible how much and how quickly pole dancing can increase one's strength and flexibility. Just like with any sport, injuries are generally a result of user error. Sure, you're going to be sore and maybe a bit bruised the after the first few workouts, but that's the trade off for beginning many new athletic endeavors, not just pole dancing.
07:59 PM on 08/19/2011
Thanks for beginning a piece about what is truly a challenging and fulfilling form of exercise by describing dancers like myself as "downtrodden" young women. Of course, some of us are "downtrodden" old women, and some of our customers are "drunk old" ladies, too. Don't worry about offending the majority of us who are happily independent and athletically motivated women; and our customers, whose ages, sexes, and demographics range about as wildly as your notions about strippers are misguided and narrow.

I would say something about how pole is a sensual, sexual practice, just like almost any other form of dance, and (dare I use the "E" word) empowering(!), but it tends to make me a bit embarrassed... especially since I only do it for my boyfriend.

Way to produce thoughtful, open minded stories, HuffPo!
06:57 PM on 08/19/2011
Getting people interested in fitness by pornifying it or cloaking it in dubious guises, is the same as trying to get kids to eat broccoli by dumping melted cheese all over it. The trade off is absurd.
05:12 AM on 08/20/2011
Well said. Unfortunately it's the way society is moving these days e.g sexy versions of fancy dress for women. In my post above I wrote that you need to be fit to take pole dancing classes not use them to get fit. If you are already very fit and I mean in all ways not just cardio then try it and if you like it stick to it but don't pretend that you're doing it for you when you're following the herd or responding to marketing pressures as being the latest 'hot' form of exercise.
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10:08 AM on 08/19/2011
I grew up being the only boy with five girls. Mom danced on the pole for other reasons, but my sisters and I found it to be a nice art. Not gay and I'm a boxer. Has nothing to do with sex. It's what the perverted population makes it. Plus, when the ladies saw me doing it they would want me to teach. Guess what? I taught. Some of the best pole dancers are men. I love the sport so lets compete. Do something other than sit on the coach.
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alteredstory
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04:09 PM on 08/19/2011
I never like sitting on coaches - they always complain :P
05:14 AM on 08/20/2011
There are other ways not to be a couch potato or meeting potato than taking up pole dancing; other forms of exercise. Funny how nobody has mentioned outdoor exercise; only pole dancing, yoga, pilates, gym weights and aerobics have so far been commented upon.
11:18 PM on 08/22/2011
Why is it bad, though? Why should it not be mentioned. In China they have pole acts in their circuses. They are not sexual. Maybe it would not be a great idea for a 12 year old since our society cannot separate anything. Once it is attached to a certain stigma it is there for life.
08:48 AM on 08/19/2011
sex should be banned all together then maybe folk would stop thinking of sex even when they look at a piece of steel......sex ... what a horrible thing ...what a curse humanity has to put up w/.... what horrible thoughts not even some steel can be immune from that curse
08:43 AM on 08/19/2011
the pole doesnt belong in some dirty bar with nasty men look'n on...but in every gym where women and men can exercise leaving sex and all thing sex at the door....why complicate life
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HerrMonk
Fighter, Trainer, Nat.Sec.Consultant, Libertine
07:20 PM on 08/18/2011
All the women photographed appear to be wearing way too much clothing.
05:20 PM on 08/18/2011
For the northern NJ pole fitness fans....pole classes and parties in the Ridgewood area!
Check out www.bepolefit.com. Hope to meet you! Rena
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mskittykat1326
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03:09 PM on 08/18/2011
Welcome to the club!! :D Pole dancing is the absolute BEST! I've attended pole and floor chair class for several years now and I absolutely love it. If I lived closer I'd teach if I could.

There are a lot of misconceptions from all parties, and yes people think eww "dirty", but no. There's no actual stripping involved, you wear your regular workout clothes and you go to your comfort level.

It's a stellar workout, we have women come in all shapes sizes and backgrounds and you come to know each other like family. So many have lost so much weight and increased flexibility. Just like the article notes, it works muscles you didn't know you had and helps you to feel comfortable about yourself and your body. No one cares who you are or how you look, everyone's there to just have fun and help each other out...and I'm not even into the "girl power" thing...lol

Above all, it's more engaging than a regular work out. Everyone has those lulls with that whole staring at a TV while on the treadmill. For pole class, every day it's something new and different but you still have a goal and a core group of muscles to work.
12:02 PM on 08/18/2011
I have not tried this workout, but any exercise that gets you moving while having fun is a-ok in my book. People who do this for exercise aren't taking their clothes off for money, they are working out in the comfort of a studio for the sole purpose of getting fit. And quite honestly, I think women are more likely to stick to a fitness routine that make them feel powerful, sexy, and confident--whether it's kickboxing, zumba, running, yoga, or pole dancing. I don't see a problem here.
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HerrMonk
Fighter, Trainer, Nat.Sec.Consultant, Libertine
07:21 PM on 08/18/2011
...well, Zumba is a scam and total waste of time... but I agree with your over-arching point.
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01:09 AM on 08/18/2011
What's with all the negative comments? Any exercise that is this challenging and fun at the same time sounds great.
12:00 AM on 08/18/2011
I am surprised to see all of the advocates of this dubious activity. I guess the word really spread like wildfire over at the "toddlers in tiaras" thread, lol...

Anyway; maybe some of you who are more entrepreneurial can start a business based on this. You can call it "hoochercise" or "skankarobics".
07:46 PM on 08/17/2011
I loved this article. I have been pole dancing for exercise for over 3 years and have been recommending it ever since then. Too many people have misconceptions about pole dancing for women. I don't stand there for an hour walking around the pole and taking my clothes off. I've learned to do tricks that have unbelievably strengthened my core and my arms. It's empowering to women too. My classes are usually full of women of all ages and all shapes and sizes and they have the most confidence I've ever seen. I highly recommend women to try it if they can! It's a fun work out and can be quiet addicting.
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05:51 PM on 08/17/2011
I have three poles in my basement, well ,i have a confession they`re not for
working out on they are holding up the ceiling ha ha.
04:31 PM on 08/17/2011
Ran out of space: I find pole dancing to be far less exploitative than Gold's Gym. At least I can walk through the pole studio without being accosted by some sweaty creeper who thinks women only work out in order to find men.
10:35 PM on 08/17/2011
Haha that's funny.Gold's Gym is the worst.