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Emma Tattenbaum-Fine is a comedian whose writing has been featured on The Huffington Post, Jezebel,, Gawker; in Time Out NY and Comedy Central’s Indecision 2012 in Tribeca. She has appeared on PoliticsNation with Al Sharpton, with Reggie Watts in a web series for JASH and also on Amy Poehler's Smart Girls at the Party. She has created content for Google's Original Channels, Funny or Die, and as a sketch comedian with a residency at YouTube's NY studios.

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This Is Why You Love to Hate Santa Con (Dubstep Video)

(0) Comments | Posted December 12, 2014 | 5:58 PM

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The Odyssey: In My Own Words (Part 3)

(0) Comments | Posted December 2, 2014 | 5:46 PM


Odysseus: Athena, 50 suitors is a lot for one man to kill. Also, what if the bronze weapons melt? I'm also unclear on the omen re: the dove and the eagle. Was it good? I urge you to consider these concerns.

Athena: Mmmkay,...

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Neurofeedback on Your Bookshelf: Two Great New Books

(3) Comments | Posted November 20, 2014 | 7:27 PM

The Body Keeps the Score, by Bessel van der Kolk, M.D., is currently at number 12 on the New York Times list of bestselling science books. It discusses the history of trauma treatment and the author's personal evolution within the field. Van der Kolk has been looking for breakthroughs in...

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F***-Buddy Pillow Talk (VIDEO)

(0) Comments | Posted November 16, 2014 | 10:19 PM

We're keeping it casual, but you could still be nice to me.

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Girls Who Code #CantStopWontStop

(1) Comments | Posted July 2, 2014 | 9:35 PM

"Girls Who Code aims to provide computer science education and exposure to 1 million young women by 2020."

Here's my interview with 18-year-old Girls Who Code alumna Roxy Banik.


Roxy: I remember that on the first day of...

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The Odyssey: In My Own Words (Part 2)

(0) Comments | Posted June 26, 2014 | 11:37 PM


Circe: Sleep with me. I'm a witch-goddess.

Odysseus: Yeah. I like your singing voice. Listen--

Circe: I knew it.

Odysseus: I haven't said anything.

Circe: I knew you'd bring it up.

Odysseus: You turned my men into pigs!

Circe: Are you mad?


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The Odyssey (In My Own Words)

(0) Comments | Posted June 25, 2014 | 11:28 AM


Calypso: Odysseus, I'm so much hotter than your wife. Just stay on this island forever, and let's be immortal together. I can totally arrange it.

Odysseus: There is no question that you are hotter than my wife, in large part because you have...

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Did You Ever Think You Might Be a Lesbian? (VIDEO)

(0) Comments | Posted June 6, 2014 | 11:39 AM

Reading live from my blog about growing up with two moms,

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Remembering Watching With My Two Moms as Ellen Came Out (VIDEO)

(0) Comments | Posted May 23, 2014 | 5:10 PM

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Ari and Emma vs. Facebook (VIDEO)

(0) Comments | Posted February 20, 2014 | 1:56 PM


Ari and I lament the burden of looking happy and productive on social media when inside your heart is actually breaking and you don't know what you are doing with your life.


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Two Mobsters Settle a Debt

(0) Comments | Posted February 3, 2014 | 12:50 PM

Two mobsters indulge their lifelong vendetta against one another with a high stakes game of-- You'll see.

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Birthright: Did I Have Sex With You in Israel?

(1) Comments | Posted February 3, 2014 | 12:01 PM

One long orgy in the Negev.

Ari and Emma reminisce on just how bizarre a program Birthright is, and just how much sex they had while they were there.

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Made-Up Disease

(0) Comments | Posted February 3, 2014 | 9:32 AM

Ask your doctor. You may be suffering from Made-Up Disease.

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Gchat: 'The Birth of a Drag Queen'

(0) Comments | Posted January 27, 2014 | 12:35 PM

This is my edited Gchat with Stephen (Stevo) Arnoczy aka "Liz Beta".


Emma Tattenbaum-Fine

my cat is trying to jump up so if you see nonsense on the screen, that's gonna be him.

Stevo Arnoczy

hi emma's cat! KJHAShkk to...

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Ari and Emma: Hold for Murder

(0) Comments | Posted January 23, 2014 | 9:57 AM

Quiet on set!!!

When a small film crew attempts to film a travel video in Prospect Park, the noises that the sound mixer picks up transcend time, space, and logic.

Watch all of Ari and Emma: The Sketch...

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Tara Lipinski Wins the Gold and Emma Has a Rough Night

(0) Comments | Posted January 21, 2014 | 4:43 PM

When Tara Lipinski won the gold medal for women's singles figure skating in 1998, I experienced the wake-up call of a lifetime. She was 15. I was 12. My fate met me as I reached up to place a towel on the upper shelf of the linen closet next to...

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Ari and Emma: 'Would You Rather?'

(0) Comments | Posted January 14, 2014 | 11:00 PM

Sacrifices must be made...

Emma doesn't want to play this stupid, stupid game, but Ari insists and does not let Emma off the hook.

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Meeting My Father (Sorta Kinda Not Really)

(0) Comments | Posted January 9, 2014 | 12:53 PM

When I was 8, my mom, M, helped me to draw what I thought my dad looked like.

Together we created the most butch heterosexual male that a lesbian femme and a little girl can muster. We gave him blonde hair like me and put him in a Dallas Cowboys...

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How to Turn on a Feminist (VIDEO)

(7) Comments | Posted January 9, 2014 | 8:42 AM

Writer and comedian Emma Tattenbaum-Fine demonstrates that feminism and sex are NOT mutually exclusive.

WATCH: How to Turn on a Feminist

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Ari and Emma Review Movies They've Never Seen: Gone With the Wind

(0) Comments | Posted January 8, 2014 | 11:00 PM

As Ari and Emma get increasingly inebriated, they proceed to interweave the plots of movies they've never seen, across genres, space, and time.

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