Itβs that time of year again, kids: that magical season when Halloween rolls around and with it, a new, ridiculous range of βsexyβ costumes for women and girls. Some are blatantly sexist (like sexy cop and sexy nurse), but some are just downright absurd β thereβs an actual Sexy Ken Bone costume.
Of course, thereβs nothing inherently wrong with wanting to look sexy on Halloween. But whereβs the variety? When it comes to womenβs costumes, the overwhelming majority out there are all about being the textbook, male-gazey definition of βsexyβ β no matter how arbitrary, random or absurd.
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Below, weβve gathered 27 ridiculous βsexyβ Halloween costumes.
1
Sexy Poop
2
Sexy Carrot
3
Sexy Hacker
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4
Sexy Ken Bone
5
Sexy Soccer Player
6
Sexy French Fries
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7
Sexy Nemo
8
Sexy Banana
9
Sexy Spongebob Squarepants
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10
Sexy Football Player
11
Sexy Sea Turtle
12
Sexy Blow Pop
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13
Sexy Olympian
14
Sexy Watermelon
15
Sexy Heart Eyes Emoji
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16
Sexy Fish
17
Sexy Siracha
18
Sexy Donald Trump
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19
Sexy Hillary Clinton
20
Sexy Referee
21
Sexy Firefighter
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22
Sexy Marine
23
Sexy Cat in the Hat
24
Sexy Inmate
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25
Sexy Taco
26
Sexy Charlie Brown