I'm ready for drunk, petty men. Bring. It. On. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/uZVUEAVz4i
— Briana (@brinanarama) May 23, 2017
how many seasons left until the bachelor/bachelorette franchise reveals itself to have been a full-on cult this whole time
— Erin 🎶Gloria🎶 Ryan (@morninggloria) May 23, 2017
When @chrisbharrison says it's going to be "the most dramatic season EVER." #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/CHux7ZblqX
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) May 23, 2017
I love the faux lawyer scenes from #TheBachelorette which are ripped straight from Legally Blonde. pic.twitter.com/4VWJFLrU80
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) May 23, 2017
Rachel already the best #TheBachelorette in franchise history pic.twitter.com/Q1BQo2HTnK
— Jessica Goodman (@jessgood) May 23, 2017
If a stranger ever tickled me, I'd probably stab him. #TheBachelorette
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) May 23, 2017
I refuse to normalize #whaboom by making it a part of my #TheBachelorette drinking game. This is not ok.
— Laura Stampler (@laurastampler) May 23, 2017
Some of these guys...... #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/Sj3n9COkVO
— Zoe N. (@AstoldbyZoe) May 23, 2017
Nick Viall who? #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/CRdO1J7dr9
— tay✨ (@tayrenner) May 23, 2017
Universal Rule of Dating: Guys who talk about sex experience & their penises aren't experienced & don't have great penises. #TheBachelorette
— Anon Bachelor Fan (@AnonBachelorFan) May 23, 2017
Petition for this panel of lady friendship to be a thing recurring throughout #TheBachelorette
— Amelia Burger (@ameliaburgs) May 23, 2017
We laugh but Whaboom guy will probably be President in 4 years so joke's on us. #TheBachelorette
— Nick (@TheFakeBachelor) May 23, 2017
"See you later litigator." I just melted. #TheBachelorette
— Princess Problems (@PrincessProbz) May 23, 2017
Rob with the glasses looks like a low-key serial killer. Like the kind you see in a Lifetime movie. #TheBachelorette
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) May 23, 2017
Rachel needs to do it for the culture and send all the white guys home first. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/2DlwlzXO9Z
— Melanin Monhoe (@PixieBakes) May 23, 2017
"When I met Rachel, I said once you go black you never go back."
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) May 23, 2017
Yeah, we're trying to forget that... #TheBachelorette
Megaphone. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/WRBRcZNQC5
— CatherineGiudiciLowe (@clmgiudici) May 23, 2017
We found the crazy one. #Whaboom #TheBachelorette
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) May 23, 2017
WHY DID ADAM BRING THIS DOLL?! I THOUGHT WE LEFT HIM IN NEW ORLEANS #TheBachelorette #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/zR1vnN8e3b
— Raven (@ravengates09) May 23, 2017
You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/JkfHMq3jT6
— AJ Jr. (@bachelorplease) May 23, 2017
Frankly, I'm pissed. Penguin guy is so far below Alexis. The costume game has been ruined #TheBachelorette
— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) May 23, 2017
🗣 ANY HUMAN WHO HAS EVER HAD SEX WITH "WHABOOM" — MY EMAIL IS RACHEL.MILLER@BUZZFEED PLEASE GET IN TOUCH #TheBachelorette
— Rachel W. Miller (@the_rewm) May 23, 2017
I'm calling this gaggle of shit talking black guys who only talk to each other "The Cafeteria Table" and you can't stop me #TheBachelorette
— Pete Souza Petty (@KendraJames_) May 23, 2017
If a guy ever purred in our ear, this is exactly what would happen:#TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/rjUABoze5u
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) May 23, 2017
When you realize there is still a half hour left. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/NE6OYMMqOz
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) May 23, 2017
I want to think Bryan is hot and then I see how he makes out and I'd just be worried I'd drown #TheBachelorette
— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) May 23, 2017
Scariest part of #TheBachelorette must be watching all the sportswriters tear you apart on Twitter, I wonder how these guys are holding up
— Charlotte Wilder (@TheWilderThings) May 23, 2017
I would like to thank this current batch of bachelorette guys for setting the creepiness factor so high literally no one will remember me.
— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) May 23, 2017
men crying on national tv cos they didn't get a rose from a pretty woman is my new fave soundtrack. (but miss you already, gracious blake k)
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) May 23, 2017
wait. is this what dating is like? #bachelorette
— Wesley Lowery (@WesleyLowery) May 23, 2017
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