No, you cannot eat the air, cutie pies. But we appreciate the attempt of whatever it is you're trying to do.
This compilation of "Dogs vs. Leaf Blowers" proves that lawn equipment isn't just for its intended use.
Besides, does this pooch look any sillier than this human?
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