Pro-tip: When you’re crying yourself to sleep on Valentine’s Day, wipe away your tears with candy hearts. The chalky texture will absorb tears faster than most other candies.
Oh hey, speaking of crying and candy, for HuffPost Comedy’s latest hashtag game, we imagined what the #WhiteHouseCandyHearts have written on them, and it went pretty well. Here are some of the very best tweets.
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