It’s the holiday season, and that means time for gifts! But what do you get the angry friend or family member who thinks one of the following:
- Barack Obama is a secret Muslim.
- The government creates mass shooting hoaxes with actors so they can come get everyone’s guns.
- Liberals and the MSM (mainstream media) really want white people to go extinct.
- Hillary Clinton and John Podesta are major players in a pedophilia ring, centralized in a DC area pizza place, based on bizarrely baseless claims made by internet sleuths with no evidence but a lot of MS paint diagrams showing “PROOF!” #Pizzagate
Yeah, that’s a tough one. But here are a few suggestions!
A set of two moody teenager cutouts to yell at on their lawn.
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A pillow in which to deliver all their loud and lengthy reverse racism speeches.
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A subscription to "Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams Monthly."
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A stress ball featuring some government-sympathizing puppy to choke the life out of.
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10,000 of those egg Twitter followers who can like and retweet them even if they've used the N-word!
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Pushpins, maps and red yarn to aid in their personal Pizzagate investigation.
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A calendar from the 1950s to look at fondly.
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A REAL Christmas tree, not one of those fake "happy holidays" trees you find in China or Osama Bin Laden's old cave.
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A home echo chamber. The sweet comfort of homogeneity from the sweet comfort of home.
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Socks. Everyone needs socks.
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