05/10/2016 03:40 pm ET

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Drain Your Bank Account, Spice Up Your Sex Life With $15,000 Gold Dildo

Your golden ticket to paradise.

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Gwyneth Paltrow signs copies of her new book "It's All Easy" at Barnes & Noble, 5th Avenue on April 12, 2016 in New York City.

If you're willing to go to extreme lengths for gold-plated pleasure, does Gwyneth Paltrow have the dildo for you. 

The actress' lifestyle site, Goop, recently released a list of "Not-So-Basic Sex Toys" and, boy, does it go above and beyond our bank accounts. Among the odd, eccentric and expensive items on the list, one stands out above them all: a 24-karat, $15,000 Lelo Inez dildo.

Behold, your golden ticket to paradise. 

Lelo Inez
Sometimes all that glitters IS gold.

"Sex toys have long since graduated from the floppy rubber things you hide in your bedside table to beautiful works of interactive art," reads the description of the sex toy list. We're not sure if we'd display this work of art next to our alarm clock, but then again, it is pretty spectacular. 

Of course, if you're in the market for something a little less pricey, try going for a $535 whip, a $395 nipple clamp necklace or a bottle of $13 organic lube. 


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