This fight came to a head when the sex toys got decapitated.
That's the accusation that Florida woman Lakenya Bristol, 32, is hurling at her former girlfriend, 37-year-old Regina Watts.
Bristol was arrested in mid-November for domestic violence, according to The Smoking Gun. After that, Watts packed up Bristol's belongings and told her to move. When Bristol went through her items, she saw her three dildos, but their tops had been chopped off.
According to a police report uncovered by The Smoking Gun, Watts denied any sex toy sabotage and said the dildo damage must have come after she gave Bristol back her stuff.
Investigators in Indian River County have since closed the probe, citing a "lack of further investigative leads."
We've reported on sex toy skirmishes before. In November 2012, Arteesha Donaldson allegedly threw an iron board at her girlfriend Latoya Hudson, when she couldn't find a detachable latex penis in their home in Rock Hill, S.C.
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