Women Deserve Better Than Two Clowns Reducing The Presidential Race To A Hottest Wife Contest

Women Deserve Better Than Two Clowns Reducing The Presidential Race To A Hottest Wife Contest
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I’ve been keeping a list, as this election season shambles toward its climax, of things that might mount a more dignified, qualified, intellectually rigorous fight for the presidency of the US than our two Republican frontrunners, Ted Cruz and Donald Trump. At this point, I have:

Two air horns in an off-balance washing machine.

Two baby bears who ate too much honey and are all tuckered out.

A melting butter sculpture of a lizard and a dried apricot that fell on the barbershop floor.

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