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Eric Feldman

Eric Feldman

Posted: August 6, 2010 01:04 PM

Let's recap the Albert Haynesworth tale.

Albert Haynesworth, 29, is a $100-million defensive lineman, who was rewarded by the Washington Redskins after a dominating 2008 season with the Tennessee Titans.

After a letdown season in 2009, Haynesworth did not show up to this year's off-season workouts, unhappy with the team's decision to switch defense schemes, according to tennessean.com.

Haynesworth, according to Fox Sports, told the Redskins he had been working out this off-season and was ready for the start of training camp.

So Redskins coach Mike Shanahan tested Haynesworth.

Since every other player on the team went to a sufficient number of off-season workouts, everyone was deemed fit enough to practice with the team, according to Fox Sports. No one had to take a conditioning test. That is, except for Haynesworth. Because Haynesworth did not show up to a single off-season workout.

The conditioning test is as follows: run a 300-yard shuttle, 25-yard increments, in 70 seconds or under; take a 3.5 minute break; then do it again, completing it in 73 seconds or under.

So Haynesworth took the test on the first day of training camp. He supposedly passed the first part of the test but then took an extended bathroom break. Needing to start the test over, he was too tired to finish.

Haynesworth failed.

He tried again on Friday, July 30. He clocked in the first round at 71 seconds, according to Sports Illustrated. Fail. Again.

And this wasn't some extremely harsh test concocted by Mike Shanahan. According to the Washington Post, former players claimed this was a test commonly used throughout the NFL.

This test is certainly not impossible for a defensive lineman. Detroit Lions rookie Ndamukong Suh just passed the test, according to Fan House.

Now, Haynesworth is complaining of a knee injury. He hasn't taken the test since July 30 and is now scheduled for an MRI.

But as ESPN reported, Mike Shanahan isn't blaming Haynesworth's knee for failing the conditioning test. Instead, he said Haynesworth missed too many practices last season. Shanahan wasn't even the coach then. Shanahan even downplayed the knee injury and called the MRI "a preventative measure," according to ESPN.

"His knee's been a little bit sore, more sore than it has been in the past," Shanahan said, according to ESPN. "In the past, every third or fourth day it would be a little sore, according the trainers, but now it's been a couple of days consistently sore."

During this soap opera, numerous reporters have attempted this now infamous conditioning test. Lindsay Murphy of Fox 5 in D.C. and Comcast's Ivan Carter gave it a go.

WTOP reporter Andrew Mollenbeck tried, too.

Mike Golic of ESPN attempted it. Watching the video, it was extremely questionable that he passed, but supposedly, Golic did.

James Fallows of The Atlantic succeeded. He's 61. Michael David Smith of Fan House and Pro Football Talk just passed, too.

So I decided it was time for me to try. I did 50-yard increments instead of 25-yard.

Watch the video below to see how I fared.

Let the record show that now, I have passed, as Ndamukong Suh called it, "The Haynesworth Test." My times were, approximately, 52 seconds the first turn and 54 seconds the second turn.

 
Let's recap the Albert Haynesworth tale. Albert Haynesworth, 29, is a $100-million defensive lineman, who was rewarded by the Washington Redskins after a dominating 2008 season with the Tennessee T...
Let's recap the Albert Haynesworth tale. Albert Haynesworth, 29, is a $100-million defensive lineman, who was rewarded by the Washington Redskins after a dominating 2008 season with the Tennessee T...
 
 
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IMWATIM
03:20 PM on 08/09/2010
As many have pointed out, your version of the test isn't the test. You not only take out 2 stops, the distance you ran is 300 yds. The distance of the real test is 500 yards. So you haven't proven anything.

The test is of stamina which is required not only for the longer distance and additional turns, but for the repeat after 10 minutes. I'd be willing to bet Mr. Haynesworth could pass your test with no problem.

You did duplicate one side of being a professional athlete. Thinking that the rules don't apply to you.
05:57 PM on 08/07/2010
They should cut him - there are better values out there in terms of talent and ability.

100 million must buy a lot of twinkies. Haynesworth should fire his agent and hire a personal trainer ASAP. He's in deep doodoo fo sho.
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antiprop1
See Things As They Are
11:34 PM on 08/06/2010
The signing of Albert Haynesworth to a 100 million dollar contract is the biggest blunder of many pulled by Daniel Snyder. The highest paid player on a football team has to be more then just a good player. He must be a team leader and a community leader. Haynesworth is neither. How could Daniel Snyder destroy my beloved Redskins in 12 years? Snyder is a self made billionaire in the communications business. How could he make so many boneheaded football decisions that any serious fan knew would be disasters. On a business level, the Skins are one of the most profitable teams in the NFL. But after last season, indifference is creeping in. Should the Skins just cut Haynesworth? Whatever happens, Snyder should not be allowed into Fedex field and the practice facilities. Just cut checks and count your money Danny boy, let Shanny do his job. The Burgundy and Gold is bigger then you!
edva
Capitalism vs Humanity
12:56 PM on 08/07/2010
damn right! Let Shanny do his job, then there's a chance at least.
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Simon Woodward
02:04 PM on 08/07/2010
you answered your own question - makes billions in one business, then comes in to p* $$ around in sport - we have lots of similar people in English football e.g. Ken Bates, Alan Sugar - it's a vanity thing. But in the meantime, get rid of this thug Haynesnotworthapottopissin. Last went to see the Redskins v Cowboys in December 2009 - what a waste of a trip from the UK that was!
07:12 PM on 08/06/2010
Haynesworth isn't trying to pass this test. He has the upper hand now. His reward for passing the test is to practice which he doesn't want to do. Shanahan has made this such a big deal, that if he doesn't pass the test, his last resort is to cut Haynesworth who doesn't want to be there. Why would Haynesworth want to pass the test?
TheBear
I still believe but I'm getting tired
05:50 AM on 08/07/2010
I don't know ( besides pride, he is kinda making a fool of himself IMO ), but if he is purposely dogging it can he be cut loose and his contract voided?
edva
Capitalism vs Humanity
12:57 PM on 08/07/2010
Shanny's no Einstein, but he's smarter than Haynesworth.
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Murphdogg
This micro-bio is literally a nano-bio on steroids
06:48 PM on 08/06/2010
Next time, intern, have some who knows something about sports proof your article. You know the internet is forever, right.
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Troff
I am not superstitious
06:19 PM on 08/06/2010
You do realize that taking out half the stops and turns makes the test significantly easier? It's not running the 300 yards that is challenging!
05:13 PM on 08/07/2010
Troff ->"You do realize that taking out half the stops and turns makes the test significantly easier?"

Especially if you're 6'6" and 320+ pounds like Haynesworth. Come on intern. Either take the test or don't. Making up your own and passing it is a Rand Paul, self certification type move.
05:35 PM on 08/06/2010
I doubt Shanahan could ever be as successful as the Titans' Jeff Fisher was in handling AH, even if he wasn't insisting on wasting Haynesworth's immense talent at nose tackle. The 'Skins will be giving up the larger part of his ability to disrupt, while paying him a sum that could be used to sign a half a dozen nose tackles.

Hiring Shanahan made AH a bad fit for the Redskins and a bad deal for Snyder, but wasting Haynesworth at the nose isn't going to make it any better for Washington.
04:40 PM on 08/06/2010
Good work on passing the conditioning test. How's your pass rush?
05:35 PM on 08/06/2010
Now go out on the field and get run over by 300 lb tackles for the next 16 weeks. Then try it again...
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Kenyatta J Yamel
10:41 PM on 08/06/2010
Is he ready to put the pressure on Peyton Manning?
04:37 PM on 08/06/2010
FYI

Doing the "test" in increments of 50 yards takes out half the stop and starts.... the part of the test that takes/requires proper conditioning.

I appreciated that after AH needed a 10 minute bathroom break, the coaches required him to start over. Coach Shanahan deserves credit for not putting up with the BS Albert Haynesworth is trying to pull. John Riggins call for the Redskins to cut him from the team, should be acted on so the team can move on.
04:34 PM on 08/06/2010
Washington Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth called into the "Kirk McEwen & Mike O'Meara Morning Show" today

Check out the video....

Link: http://www.theedge1059.com/article.asp?id=1906074&SPID=38037
06:11 PM on 08/06/2010
That's Funny!
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Puller58
Man of Mystery
03:05 PM on 08/06/2010
Shanahan will only be able to play this game for so long before Dan Snyder invites him to his office for a "chat."
03:47 PM on 08/06/2010
From what I've read, Snyder realizes he has to let someone who knows football call the shots if he wants the team to win. I double Shanahan would have taken the job if he felt he was going to be constantly second-guessed.