I am sure that you've read by now about the twin resignations of Senator Trent Lott and Representative Denny Hastert yesterday. These two were once the most powerful Republican slavedrivers on the Hill, cracking the Whip and tightening the sphincters of the Minority Party behind their voting buttons.

So I...

"Gentlemen may talk of the Age of Chivalry, but remember the ploughshare, poachers, and pickpockets whom they lead. It is with these sad instruments that your great warriors and kings have been doing their murderous work in the world."
--William Makepeace Thackeray


"Barry...

I recommend you start stocking up on medicine, food, gallons of water, toilet paper, reading material, Potassium Nitrate, Charcoal powder, and Sulfur. Because soon you will notice that things will start drying up from lack of interstate commerce, shortly after the upcoming Terrah-ist Attack...