(With a little help from Lisa Mende)
Thursday promises the same humdrum cavalcade of Thanksgiving foods for all: turkey, stuffing, cranberries, yams and pumpkin pie. But what really belongs on the menu of these notables this year?
BARACK OBAMA: A fine kettle of fish
MICHELLE OBAMA: One smart cookie
SARAH PALIN: (Media) cold turkey
JOE LIEBERMAN: Humble pie
HILLARY CLINTON: Revenge (a dish best served cold)
BILL CLINTON: Red herring
GEORGE W. BUSH: Pea soup, the thickest
RAHM EMANUEL: Cool cucumber
WARREN BUFFET: Milk of human kindness
CINDY MCCAIN: (Over) dressing
KARL ROVE: Shark's fin soup
JOE THE PLUMBER: Pie in the sky
BILL O'REILLY: Nutty fruitcake
SCOOTER LIBBY: Just desserts (until Bush's pardon)
TED STEVENS: Cooked goose
GENERAL MOTORS, FORD, CHRYSLER: Gravy Train
RACHEL MADDOW: Extra-sharp cheddar
RUSH LIMBAUGH: Small potatoes
LARRY DAVID: "Wackadamia" nuts
DONALD RUMSFELD: Devil's Food cake
DAVID AXELROD: Leek (leak?) soup
FRED THOMPSON: (Back to) chewing the scenery
JIMMY CARTER: Salt of the earth
CHRISTOPHER CICCONE: Spilled beans
LEVI JOHNSTON: Chopped liver
MICHAEL BLOOMBERG: Shortbread
GEORGE CLOONEY: My*T*Fine
ALBERT PUJOLS: Piece of cake
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