Who says that the Free Market doesn't solve all problems?

Michael Steele has been in hot water with republicans after saying that Obama is fighting a foolish war in Afghanistan because everyone knows "that's the one thing you don't do, is engage in a land war in Afghanistan?"

He must have watched The Princess Bride the night before. This clip...

Jennifer Lyon survived 37 out of 39 days on the hit show "Survivor." That's a show where people try to cling to life during the most life-threatening environments. She finished in fourth place. Because she didn't have health insurance she put off screening for cancer after she detected lumps in...

"Overdraft Fee" is such a harmless sounding name. Focus groups must have reacted negatively to the bank's second choice, "Kick You While Your Down Fee." I really hate overdraft fees. The Fed has made banks allow you to opt out of them, but my family has received calls from banks...

When the Publisher's Clearing House Van pulled up to the White House, Obama was surprised by balloons, cameras, and an over-sized check for one million dollars.

Obama said he was "humbled" that putting a gold sticker on a piece of mail could be so rewarding. He promised to continue to...

Because a few town hallers got more press time than sane people, the Democrats lost the month of August. Why are the cable nuts winning?

I can't believe Democrats are running around like wimps when 70% of Americans support health care reform. They are caving in to...

I wrote a piece making fun of the fact that a Trig Palin joke was given as the reason that Sarah Palin left office. I wrote jokes that were offensive but my intent was for them to be ironic and therefore not offensive. I was wrong. Within ten minutes of...

Former superstar athlete Michael Vick was released from prison today after nearly 2 years in prison for running a dog fighting ring. Before the cameras today he announced his partnership with EA GAMES to release new video games based on his life. The first allows players to fight dogs to...

Jesus of course would never masturbate to naked pictures of Miss California winner Carrie Prejean. He has some dignity unlike this Bible-loving hypocrite. Today naked pictures of her were released and in response, I'd like to change her name to "Carrie Pre-cum in my Jeans."

Recently, Carrie Prejean said that...

In India right now Mein Kampf is a bestseller among Indian Business School students who are looking to it as a Self-Help Book. This is beyond disturbing. Here is a list of other inappropriate Nazi Self-Help Books:

"How to Win Wars and Exterminate People"

"The Seven Habits of Highly Effective...

Now that the New York Times reports Dr. James Thomson and colleagues have discovered a way to create stem cells without killing human embryos, scientists will have to find another evil way to get their sadistic kicks. Many scientists had hoped they would one day create life so...