10/01/2010 12:14 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

I've Seen Too Much of Katy Perry's Boobs, and I Don't Like It (VIDEO)

As a woman who can appreciate a great jug appearance from time to time, I can't help but feel like I'm being boob-barded with images of Katy Perry's damn near perfect breasts (I've not seen them out of clothes, which is why I can't definitely label them as "perfect").

Which is why I'd like to introduce Katy Perry to the concept of "Leave Them Wanting More." And by "them", I mean "dudes". When a guy wakes up in the morning, grabs his smart phone and Googles "katy+perry+boobs+right+now" and comes up with zero results three out of seven days a week, is that a bad thing? Me thinks not!