03/11/2011 04:22 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

White House Report on Women Has Crappy News (VIDEO)

For 40 years women thought they were getting paid less than men, but short of digging pay stubs out of garbage cans, didn't really have hard evidence.

Until now.

Thanks, the government, for confirming what we already knew. Now I just wish I could afford to drown my sorrows.