My wife, she ain't from around here. She's Italian, I tell people. Or she tells them herself.
"Oh, and have you ever been to Italy?" they ask her.
"I'm Italian," she says, with as much patience as she can muster. "That's where I'm from."
"Ohhhhhhhhhh...," they say. "So...
Posted October 26, 2009 | 11:09 PM (EST)