As a jaded university student, a disenchanted Obama supporter and an outspoken critic of the merciless slaughtering of innocents, I've found myself in an electoral dilemma as of late.

That is, I want to like Ron Paul, I really do.

After all, he's the kind of guy I...

In the wretched political climate of today, openly debating the issues is kind of like being mercilessly bludgeoned with a 20-pound sledgehammer: It will almost certainly induce a headache of some kind, and the only tangible result will be a blunt device soaked entirely in blood.

If...

There is no denying it; I am a national security threat. With the stunts I've pulled, I probably shouldn't be allowed within 50 miles of an airport terminal. Take, for example, my recent trip to the Cincinnati-Northern Kentucky Airport (CVG). I was preparing to board a plane to Kansas City,...