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Flora Nicholas
Flora Nicholas is a (non) Oscar, Emmy and Golden Globe winning writer, producer, director. And an actual Huffington Post blogger.

Flora started her professional career in advertising and has worked for some of the world’s best agencies, including Young and Rubicam, Ogilvy and Mather, Arnold Worldwide, and Collett Dickenson Pearce. (Yep, this mad woman grew up in the real life world of Mad Men!!)

During the course of her crazy career, Flora has created advertising campaigns for a whole host of famous clients. Yes folks, the likes of McDonalds, Reebok, Heinz, Mobil, and Wrangler have all benefited from Flora’s ability to sell ice to Eskimos. So if you’ve ever been persuaded to eat, buy or wear anything you totally and utterly regret, you know who to blame!!

Flora is currently applying her brain and her skills to the world of TV, documentary and film production. In fact, her recent creations include prospective TV series such as “American Nose Pickers”, “Undercover Kittens”, and “Extreme Makeover: Igloo Edition.” (It’s that “selling ice to Eskimos” thing again.)

Flora will proudly tell you that she does have a bunch of actual awards to her name. Said awards include top advertising awards, a major Department Of Justice Award, and her personal all time favorite, the “Grey Flesh Eating Monkeys Assistant Coach Of The Year” award.

If the overwhelming desire to meet Flora ever hits you, you can find her living in the suburbs of Washington D.C. with her arty, farty hubby Paul, and her most creative productions to date, her two kids, Sophie and Andrew.

Entries by Flora Nicholas

Sanders Introduces Bill to Register Idiots in Response to Trump's Call to Register Muslims

(1) Comments | Posted November 23, 2015 | 1:00 PM

Photographer: Gage Skidmore

The furor over Donald Trump's call for a National Registry of Muslims escalated today as Democrats hit back with a call for a different kind of National Registry -- this time, one for "Idiots."

The idea was introduced by Senator...

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America Cancels Thanksgiving as Trump and Carson Still Lead in Republican Presidential Polls

(4) Comments | Posted November 20, 2015 | 8:08 AM

Photography: The White House (The White House Blog) Public Domain

For the first time ever, The United States of America canceled one of the most revered federal holidays on the nation's calendar -- the annual stuff your face with turkey, get totally drunk...

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Russia Offers Trump, Cruz and Fiorina Political Asylum

(3) Comments | Posted October 29, 2015 | 5:16 PM

Today, Russia carried out yet another audacious foreign policy move -- this time a blatant, unprovoked invasion of American presidential politics.

In an interview with Soviet newspapers, including The Daily Newsky and The Moscow Mouthpiece, Russian President Vladimir Putin, said:

"I have been watching the Republican race for the...

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Ben Carson Loses Brain Surgeon License After Making Numerous Brainless Comments

(1057) Comments | Posted October 14, 2015 | 3:24 PM

Photographer: Gage Skidmore

The Medical Boards for all 50 States in the Union announced today that they have revoked Ben Carson's medical license and will no longer allow him to operate as a brain surgeon any where...

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Pope Goes Green, Conservatives See Red and Boehner Stays Orange

(5) Comments | Posted July 7, 2015 | 11:55 AM

Photographers: Jeffrey Bruno, Michael Vandon, Gage Skidmore

Republicans who don't believe in climate change were in holy hell last week, as Pope Francis made an earth shattering statement on the issue.

In a short missive of...

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Chris Christie Launches Bid to Become New President of FIFA, Citing Ability to Build Bridges

(0) Comments | Posted June 3, 2015 | 7:07 PM

Photographer: Luigi Novi

In a dramatic week for world football, Sepp Blatter, the President of FIFA, gave himself a red card and announced his resignation, and Chris Christie declared his goal of replacing him.

At a hastily arranged news conference in a Dunkin...

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47 Republican Senators Write Letter to Queen Demanding Congress Approves Royal Baby Name

(148) Comments | Posted May 11, 2015 | 7:14 PM

Photography via VOA News (Public Domain)

The 47 letter writers, otherwise known as virtually all the Republicans in the Senate, have put pen to paper again.

Led once more by self-proclaimed international law expert Tom Cotton, the Senators have written to the...

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John Boehner Vetoes Hillary's Campaign for the Presidency

(293) Comments | Posted April 21, 2015 | 2:42 PM

2015-04-20-1429543225-7532755-johnBYard.jpg Photographer: Gage Skidmore - Flickr: John Boehner

The Speaker of the House has spoken. In an unprecedented political move, John Boehner today announced that he has vetoed Hillary Clinton's campaign for the Presidency -- effective immediately.

Looking even more smug than...

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Rand Paul Launches Absolutely No Chance of Winning the Presidency Campaign

(1) Comments | Posted April 8, 2015 | 3:51 PM

Rand Paul, the Tea Party politician from Kentucky, whose views are supported by a smidgeon of the population, today announced his candidacy for the Presidency of the entire United States of America.

In front of a wild crowd of approximately 7.5 people, Paul declared: "We've come to take our country...

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Democrats Introduce 'Free Indiana From Knob Heads' Bill

(0) Comments | Posted March 31, 2015 | 4:17 AM

Today, in a rare show of political testicles, the Indiana Democratic Party introduced the "Free Indiana from Knob Heads" bill. The law would make it illegal for Indianans to be Knob Heads in any way, shape or form. And it would also give individuals and businesses the right to refuse...

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A Memo From God to Bob McDonnell

(0) Comments | Posted September 9, 2014 | 4:11 PM

My dearest son Bob Rolex McDonnell,

It has come to my attention, despite the bad internet connection we've got up here -- still on dial up I'm afraid -- that you have sinned greatly in your time as Governor of that earthly kingdom of Virginia, and that a jury has...

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How the Firing of Jill Abramson Probably Happened

(1) Comments | Posted May 16, 2014 | 7:41 AM

The full transcript, as obtained by my imagination, is below:

Arthur: Ah Jill, my favorite New York Times, 60-year-old woman journalist, come on in!

Jill: Wish you wouldn't call me that, but hey, why did you want to see me?

Arthur: Well, I wanted to personally tell you about one...

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And the Oscar Nominees for "Funniest Political Movie of the Year" Are...

(0) Comments | Posted February 7, 2013 | 4:11 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, today for the first time in film history, I am very pleased to be able to announce the Oscar nominees for the funniest political movies of 2012. Heads up, according to the publicists, these movies have been inspired by some of the biggest comedians around -- our...

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A Conversation Between Paul Ryan and His Math Teacher

(2) Comments | Posted October 17, 2012 | 3:09 PM

SFX: The phone rings and an old man answers.

Ryan: Hello Mr. Addison, it's Paul Ryan here. You taught me at high school back in the 1980s, sir.

Math Teacher: Ah, Ryan, how the heck are you? Is your math any better?

Ryan: Well sir that's partly why I'm calling....

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Exclusive! Seamus The Roof Top Dog Reveals His Keynote Speech For The Republican Convention!

(2) Comments | Posted August 29, 2012 | 1:23 PM

"Good evening y'all!! I know that you were expecting Governor Chris Christie, our Republican big dog, to give the keynote speech at our convention, but I'm pleased to say that after weeks of lobbying from the "Mutts for Mitt" Super Pac, Mitt has chosen his top dog for the job!...

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What Does That 'Right to Bear Arms' Bit in the Constitution Say Again?

(173) Comments | Posted July 31, 2012 | 4:49 PM

July 20 was a Columbine, Virginia Tech déjà vu kind of day. In the early hours of the morning, an armed man -- allegedly James Holmes -- massacred 12 innocent people and injured scores more in a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado.

In the aftermath of this latest gun-related tragedy,...

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The Declaration of Independence 2012 (As Written of, by and for Women)

(11) Comments | Posted July 3, 2012 | 6:07 PM

Independence Day is almost upon us. Yep, that wonderful day every year where we celebrate the declaration made by a group of guys in 1776 -- aka our Founding Fathers -- that led to the birth of America. Much has changed in the last couple of hundred years, but as...

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Ted Nugent and Other Game Changing Running Mates for Romney

(2) Comments | Posted May 15, 2012 | 7:44 PM

The Republican presidential field is now down to one. (Well one and a bit, if you count Ron Paul, but hey, even Republicans aren't counting Ron Paul much these days.)

Yes ladies and gentlemen, Mitt is it. He's outlasted Herman and his ladies, Perry and his memory, Rick and...

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Tips on How to Keep Your Secret Service Secret

(1) Comments | Posted April 24, 2012 | 7:09 PM

So people, as we all know, twenty-one members of the Secret Service have been implicated in a scandal that continues to unfold by the day -- a scandal that will be forever labeled as "Secret Service Gate," "Getting Smashed And Having Sex With Prostitutes While On Official Duty Gate," and...

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