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Flora Nicholas
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Flora Nicholas is a (non) Oscar, Emmy and Golden Globe winning writer, producer, director. And an actual Huffington Post blogger.

Flora started her professional career in advertising and has worked for some of the world’s best agencies, including Young and Rubicam, Ogilvy and Mather, Arnold Worldwide, and Collett Dickenson Pearce. (Yep, this mad woman grew up in the real life world of Mad Men!!)

During the course of her crazy career, Flora has created advertising campaigns for a whole host of famous clients. Yes folks, the likes of McDonalds, Reebok, Heinz, Mobil, and Mars have all benefited from Flora’s ability to sell ice to Eskimos. So if you’ve ever been persuaded to buy, wear, or eat anything you totally and utterly regret, you know who to blame!!

Flora is currently the head honcho-ess at Brainwave Productions where she is busily applying her brain and her skills to the world of TV, documentary and film production. In fact, her recent creations include prospective TV series such as “American Nose Pickers”, “Undercover Kittens”, and “Extreme Makeover: Igloo Edition.” (It’s that “selling ice to Eskimos” thing again.)

Flora will proudly tell you that she does have a bunch of actual awards to her name. Said awards include top advertising awards, a major Department Of Justice Award, and her personal all time favorite, the “Grey Flesh Eating Monkeys Assistant Coach Of The Year” award.

If the overwhelming desire to meet Flora ever hits you, you can find her living in the suburbs of Washington D.C. with her arty, farty hubby Paul, and her most creative productions to date, her two kids, Sophie and Andrew.

Entries by Flora Nicholas

A Memo From God to Bob McDonnell

(0) Comments | Posted September 9, 2014 | 3:11 PM

My dearest son Bob Rolex McDonnell,

It has come to my attention, despite the bad internet connection we've got up here -- still on dial up I'm afraid -- that you have sinned greatly in your time as Governor of that earthly kingdom of Virginia, and that a jury has...

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How the Firing of Jill Abramson Probably Happened

(1) Comments | Posted May 16, 2014 | 6:41 AM

The full transcript, as obtained by my imagination, is below:

Arthur: Ah Jill, my favorite New York Times, 60-year-old woman journalist, come on in!

Jill: Wish you wouldn't call me that, but hey, why did you want to see me?

Arthur: Well, I wanted to personally tell you about one...

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And the Oscar Nominees for "Funniest Political Movie of the Year" Are...

(0) Comments | Posted February 7, 2013 | 3:11 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, today for the first time in film history, I am very pleased to be able to announce the Oscar nominees for the funniest political movies of 2012. Heads up, according to the publicists, these movies have been inspired by some of the biggest comedians around -- our...

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A Conversation Between Paul Ryan and His Math Teacher

(2) Comments | Posted October 17, 2012 | 2:09 PM

SFX: The phone rings and an old man answers.

Ryan: Hello Mr. Addison, it's Paul Ryan here. You taught me at high school back in the 1980s, sir.

Math Teacher: Ah, Ryan, how the heck are you? Is your math any better?

Ryan: Well sir that's partly why I'm calling....

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Exclusive! Seamus The Roof Top Dog Reveals His Keynote Speech For The Republican Convention!

(2) Comments | Posted August 29, 2012 | 12:23 PM

"Good evening y'all!! I know that you were expecting Governor Chris Christie, our Republican big dog, to give the keynote speech at our convention, but I'm pleased to say that after weeks of lobbying from the "Mutts for Mitt" Super Pac, Mitt has chosen his top dog for the job!...

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What Does That 'Right to Bear Arms' Bit in the Constitution Say Again?

(173) Comments | Posted July 31, 2012 | 3:49 PM

July 20 was a Columbine, Virginia Tech déjà vu kind of day. In the early hours of the morning, an armed man -- allegedly James Holmes -- massacred 12 innocent people and injured scores more in a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado.

In the aftermath of this latest gun-related tragedy,...

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The Declaration of Independence 2012 (As Written of, by and for Women)

(11) Comments | Posted July 3, 2012 | 5:07 PM

Independence Day is almost upon us. Yep, that wonderful day every year where we celebrate the declaration made by a group of guys in 1776 -- aka our Founding Fathers -- that led to the birth of America. Much has changed in the last couple of hundred years, but as...

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Ted Nugent and Other Game Changing Running Mates for Romney

(2) Comments | Posted May 15, 2012 | 6:44 PM

The Republican presidential field is now down to one. (Well one and a bit, if you count Ron Paul, but hey, even Republicans aren't counting Ron Paul much these days.)

Yes ladies and gentlemen, Mitt is it. He's outlasted Herman and his ladies, Perry and his memory, Rick and...

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Tips on How to Keep Your Secret Service Secret

(1) Comments | Posted April 24, 2012 | 6:09 PM

So people, as we all know, twenty-one members of the Secret Service have been implicated in a scandal that continues to unfold by the day -- a scandal that will be forever labeled as "Secret Service Gate," "Getting Smashed And Having Sex With Prostitutes While On Official Duty Gate," and...

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