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Mannaise, Mayonnaise for Men

Posted: 09/27/2012 8:25 am

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We weren't aware that ordinary mayonnaise was go girly. Nonetheless, Mannaise is the first mayonnaise product for men by men. So, what makes this mayo so manly? Well, for starters, the mascot has an awesome mustache. And this testosterone-fueled condiment includes roasted jalapeños which, as we all know, are the manliest of all jalapeños. Mannaise is currently in its Kickstarter phase -- but you can check it out and pledge here.

And remember, when using a manly condiment, to always practice safe lunch.

 

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We weren't aware that ordinary mayonnaise was go girly. Nonetheless, Mannaise is the first mayonnaise product for men by men. So, what makes this mayo so manly? Well, for starters, the mascot has a...
We weren't aware that ordinary mayonnaise was go girly. Nonetheless, Mannaise is the first mayonnaise product for men by men. So, what makes this mayo so manly? Well, for starters, the mascot has a...
 
 
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sharooni
The patients have overtaken the asylum
07:48 PM on 09/30/2012
Jalapeños? Most manly of all chiles? Well, maybe since the accidental, though providential, birth of the TAM Jalapeño - all bark and no bite, the painless way to bragging rights. Ladies? Does that beg comparisons?
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Ghostberry
All empty souls tend toward extreme opinions.
06:44 PM on 09/30/2012
The name...so many jokes...
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liberalbug
do you want fries with that?
01:38 AM on 09/30/2012
I love good ideas as much as I love mayo on a blt!. This is the kind of stuff that makes America great.
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11:38 PM on 09/29/2012
It takes less time to whip up mayonnaise at home in a blender than it does to pick it up at the grocery store - and no preservatives or chemicals. Also you can put jalapenos, garlic or whatever you want in it, but it is so much better it is great on its own. The Joy of Cooking has a very good recipe or you can google "blender mayo".

Try it!
02:39 PM on 09/28/2012
My wife would enjoy the roasted jalapeños - add bacon and it might be more "manly" but still a stretch - and I like good mayo either way
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TheWM
aka The Wrong Monkey
11:04 AM on 09/28/2012
Some men are really afraid of seemly unmanly, apparently. Entire marketable demographics of them. Why can't they just admit that they're gay and get on with their lives, enjoying regular and/or diet Dr Pepper and mayonnaise like normal sane people?
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RickinBoca
Thats my opinion and I could be...
02:20 PM on 09/27/2012
If were truly MANly they would use Habanero peppers or REALLY MANly Scotch Bonnets...not those pu**y Jalapenos.
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BlogBrasky
"How about a little fanfare?"
02:03 PM on 09/27/2012
Insert Marcus Bachmann joke here.
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Karl Wilder
Chef Stirring The Pot Harlem
12:19 PM on 09/27/2012
What a silly idea. What we really need is Duke's up North. That is the best commercial Mayo.
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11:28 AM on 09/27/2012
DOA product...at least under this name...
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JScott
John Galt's last name is McGuffin-Smithee
11:12 AM on 09/27/2012
Mayonnaise with jalapenos? They make it you can get it at Whole Foods. Hardly innovative.
Oh and more manly wasbi mayonnaise they already have that too.
08:58 AM on 09/27/2012
Ok - that is my chuckle for the day. Waiting for Womannaise.
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plantbasedpunk
live from the PHX
02:00 PM on 09/27/2012
Stir some beet juice into your mayo...Ta-da! Pink Wommanaise.
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RickinBoca
Thats my opinion and I could be...
02:21 PM on 09/27/2012
How about Man Coulteraise? Acerbic and leaves a bad taste in your mouth every time.