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Akedism: For Those Who Don't Care If God Exists

Posted: 12/27/11 10:12 AM ET

I write a weekly column about life and politics in Santa Monica, California, for a news website that covers the city. This week our city on the bay feels like ground zero in the culture wars, or at least in the fantasy-league "War on Christmas." That's because a group of atheists have managed to supplant with their own displays a traditional sequence of booths telling the Nativity story that local churches and service groups have mounted in Santa Monica's famous Palisades Park for nearly 60 years.

As has been reported now around the country, the atheists first complained about using a public park to display a religious message, which caused the city to instigate a lottery to allocate spaces in the park. This year the atheists flooded the lottery with applications and won nearly all of 21 spaces, leaving the churches with only two for what had been a display of 14 booths.

When I went over to the park to check out the first of the atheists' displays, I couldn't help but think of a good book I read over Thanksgiving. We were visiting at my mother-in-law's and she had a copy of the new book by Harvard professor Stephen Greenblatt called The Swerve: How the World Became Modern, and I hijacked it. The book is about the rediscovery in the early 15th century of a copy of On the Nature of Things, a long philosophical poem the Roman Lucretius wrote in the first century B.C. to expound the teachings of the Greek philosopher Epicurus.

I couldn't put it down.

Epicureans thought that gods existed, or that they could exist, but they did not believe that any gods could, by the nature of being a god, give the slightest damn about what we humans did, or what happened to us. For the Epicureans, there could be neither divine judgment nor an afterlife.

This theology resonated with me in a peculiar way, because my view about the existence of God is the mirror image: the Epicureans say God doesn't care whether we exist, while I don't care whether God exists.

If atheism is for those who don't believe God exists, and agnosticism is for those who don't know if God exists, then what I'd like to promote is a new category: akedism, based on the Greek word for "care," kedos, for those who don't care if God exists.

Why am I an akedist? Let's put it this way: if God isn't going to make it clear to everyone that he exists, then, as I see it, it's his problem. He's the omnipotent one; why all the mystery? As a result, the world has many different creeds, and I figure I should live as moral a life as I can based on standards that will be understandable by as many people and peoples as possible -- any reasonable god should understand that, right?

What does this have to do with Nativity displays in Palisades Park? It's a long introduction designed to establish my credibility: that I have no reason to promote religion or, since I'm Jewish, the Christian religion in particular, when I say that the atheists who pushed the Nativity scenes from the park showed the very same stiff-necked intolerance that they accuse religions of.

Imitation is the sincerest flattery, and what's happened is that some atheists can't help themselves from aping the current norm of combative religiosity. In so doing, they give atheism, a noble intellectual tradition if there ever was one, a bad name.

I may have an iffy relationship with God, but I believe in the First Amendment -- all of it. The amendment not only contains the no-establishment clause, but also the free exercise clause, and in the spirit of that it's reasonable for public property to be used at times for religious expression or celebration, so long as the uses are not permanent, overtly proselytizing, or aggressive towards anyone else's beliefs.

Agreed, the First Amendment does not permit a permanent cross in a park, or the Ten Commandments in a courthouse, or prayers in school; but calling a temporary Nativity tableau a violation of the separation of church and state is like saying a public radio station can't play Handel's Messiah.

The displays that have pushed the Nativity scenes from Palisades Park not only ridicule the beliefs of others -- juxtaposing, for instance, as examples of myths, pictures of Jesus, Santa Claus and the Devil -- which is bad enough, but the whole thing is slap-dash, showing minimal artistic effort.

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With the Nativity scenes non-Christians or non-believers at least got the benefit of modern folk art; with the atheists' displays you only get words behind chain link fences.

Note to the atheists: instead of a mere quotation from Jefferson (who, by the way, described himself as an Epicurean, not as an atheist), how about a display of him at his desk, with a razor, excising all supernatural verses from the Bible? I mean, if you're hell bent on making yourselves look like jerks, at least make an effort so that you don't look like lazy jerks.

But the bigger question is, why have this fight? Palisades Park is 1.4 miles long: plenty of room to allow, for the month of December, anyone to exhibit a display. The city should call the park a free speech zone for a month, and we could all celebrate that.

 
 
 
 
 
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Nebulon V
01:29 PM on 12/31/2011
Humorless activists spoil everything.
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Bob Metcalfe
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10:15 PM on 01/27/2012
In any large enough group there will be a mixture of personalities. Most atheists I know are fairly nice, tolerant people, most fundies I know are nice - until you question their beliefs. Atheists don't, on the whole go door to door trying to convert people. For which we should be thankful. Judging by reactions to an Aussie comedian who tried, it could lead to murder.
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intactive
04:33 PM on 01/28/2012
Did the nativity scenes have to be behind chain-link fences to protect them from humourless atheists?
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Nebulon V
12:55 PM on 01/29/2012
That's my point. Humorless activists spoil everything. From bible thumpers to atheists, and everything in between, it's the ones who can't laugh who take joy in ruining the pleasures of others.
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Leon Holston Sr
09:07 PM on 12/29/2011
when someone comes back and tell me what its like in heaven or hell i shall decvide which way to go.
04:37 PM on 12/29/2011
Frank, nice article. It is unfortunate that some atheists choose to respond to minimal and harmless displays of religion with anger, ridicule, and venom.
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On another note, you wrote, "He's the omnipotent one; why all the mystery?" Although you meant this as a rhetorical question, I find it to be an excellent question. Is there some purpose for God, assuming/if God exists, to "not make it clear to everyone".
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I believe there are great reasons for God to operate in this fashion. Perhaps you might ask yourself that question seriously rather than merely rhetorically. Who knows? You might find good reasons for this not immediately obvious behavior. Anyway, I have.
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Frank Gruber
11:41 PM on 01/02/2012
If God exists, God may have reasons to "work in mysterious ways," but then -- and I'm serious about this -- a reasonable God can't hold it against anyone who doesn't figure it out, or as with me, at a certain point doesn't care about figuring it out. I'd rather spend my time on philosophies that are logical or "true" based on something other than a divine mandate. It's like if the Bible is literally true, and the universe is 6,000 years old, then why did God trick us with all the physical evidence that it's billions of years old? (I recognize that this latter example has nothing to do with whether "God" exists.) But if He, She, or It is going to be like that, then what the use of trying to figure Him, Her or It out?
01:11 PM on 12/28/2011
Akedism would be a better word for atheism. They know God is there, but there is no fear of God before their eyes. http://atheistlegitimacy.blogspot.com/
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01:43 AM on 12/30/2011
Hmm. I say Christians don't exist, because most Christians are intelligent enough to tie their own shoes. So they must have enough brain power to know that they're spewing a load of nonsense, but they're too proud to admit it.
08:15 PM on 12/30/2011
Arrogance is an ugly trait.
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10:08 AM on 01/01/2012
why should anyone fear God?
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Scott Zwartz
07:47 PM on 01/02/2012
Because they made a god in their own image and they aren't nice people?
03:09 AM on 12/28/2011
I have news for you. The vast majority of the world's atheists are of the "don't care" variety. They certainly care a lot less than you do, who can be bothered to blog on the subject. Their majority position probably means that they are the "real" atheists. It's the rest of us who need to find a new identity.
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Frank Gruber
11:02 AM on 12/28/2011
I think you're right. What I was writing about were atheists who do care enough about the non-existence of God to stop the Christians from celebrating their holiday in the park. Given the number of recent books expressing the atheist position in anti-religious terms (Dawkins, Hitchens, et al.), the "I care that God doesn't exist" position is big now, even though most atheists couldn't care less.
01:04 PM on 12/28/2011
Yes, thanks for your reply. In the US the word "atheist" seems to have been co-opted by the anti-theists, the accommodationists and the defenders of "the wall of separation".

I haven't quite figured out the psychology of those who "love to be hated" and so upset the religious with trivialities.
12:46 AM on 12/28/2011
You speak for a whole lot of people, Frank. Don't let your detractors make you think otherwise. As a nonbeliever, I'm starting to fall in love with these centrist terms -- apatheists, nones, akedists. It's what people do in life that matters to me, not what they believe.

Wendy

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Frank Gruber
11:02 AM on 12/28/2011
Thanks.
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martykz
06:33 PM on 12/27/2011
Hitch was/is an inspiration to us all. Bear in mind that atheism is to religion as "off" is to your favorite TV program. The only faith we have is in the kindness of one another and that when we die we are redistributed again with all the rest of the star stuff in the universe.
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03:57 PM on 12/27/2011
Atheists are bombarded with Xmas messages for at least six weeks every year.

This year they managed to outnumber the Xmas displays in one park in one city, playing by the rules, and winning a fairly run lottery.

Yes, they should be ashamed of playing by the rules and giving atheism "a bad name".

And, they should realize that sitting down and shutting up has always been the best way for minorities to have their voices heard.
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A modest proposal...
11:49 AM on 12/30/2011
I've been to Palisades Park to view the displays and Mr. Gruber is right about their slap-dash quality. They look cheesy. A little more effort and wit would have helped with the messaging.
12:42 PM on 12/27/2011
Before one goes skipping down the path of Epicurean "modest materialism" one might read what Dante and Swift have to say about it in Inferno and Gullivar's Travels.

There is a reason no one talks about it anymore.
Been there done that

Aristotle said, “that new systems of nature were but new fashions, which would vary in every age; and even those, who pretend to demonstrate them from mathematical principles, would flourish but a short period of time, and be out of vogue when that was determined.â€-Swift, Gullivers Travels.
12:18 PM on 12/27/2011
First of all, the author needs to look up the term "Apatheism".

"the whole thing is slap-dash, showing minimal artistic effort"

Unlike a child in a manger or some bible quotes you mean?

"I mean, if you're hell bent on making yourselves look like jerks, at least make an effort so that you don't look like lazy jerks"

Why should anyone care if you think it makes them look like jerks? Do you say the same thing to christians who put up signs saying "Jesus is the reason for the season"?
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Frank Gruber
05:22 PM on 12/27/2011
Dear Magicthighs -- first, thanks for acquainting me with "apatheism." Second, the tradition here wasn't just a child in a manger; it was a series of 14 separate displays that a of people put effort into (admittedly, not to "high art" standards, but sweet in a modern folk traditional way). The whole thing gave a lot of people a lot of pleasure. The Christians have no problem with the atheists' having their displays up, they just don't think it's fair that with a minimum of effort the atheists were able to exclude the Nativity displays. I would say Christians who only put up signs (in this context) would be lazy; I wouldn't call them jerks unless they were trying to prevent other people from expressing themselves. We have enough trouble with religious scolds; do we need atheists to be scolds, too?
06:12 PM on 12/27/2011
"Dear Magicthigh­s -- first, thanks for acquaintin­g me with "apatheism­.""

You're very welcome. For the record, I have on occasion called myself and apatheist. Sometimes I just can't be bothered with the whole shebang.

"Second, the tradition here wasn't just a child in a manger; it was a series of 14 separate displays that a of people put effort into (admittedl­y, not to "high art" standards, but sweet in a modern folk traditiona­l way)."

So why did you single out the atheist display? Why not say they're all crap?

"The whole thing gave a lot of people a lot of pleasure"

You mean like how the atheist sign can give a lot of people the pleasure of knowing they're not alone in their lack of belief?

"The Christians have no problem with the atheists' having their displays up"

Is that why so many atheists christmas signs are usually vandalised?
06:13 PM on 12/27/2011
[cont]

"they just don't think it's fair that with a minimum of effort the atheists were able to exclude the Nativity displays"

I'm very sorry their feelings got hurt.

" I would say Christians who only put up signs (in this context) would be lazy; I wouldn't call them jerks unless they were trying to prevent other people from expressing themselves­."

How were the atheists trying to prevent other people from expressing themselves? Just because they applied first doesn't mean there's some organised effort to prevent christians from putting up their displays.

"We have enough trouble with religious scolds; do we need atheists to be scolds, too?"

How on earth are they scolds now?
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JohnFromCensornati
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12:12 PM on 12/27/2011
"I'd like to promote is a new category . . . for those who don't care if God exists"

Not only do I not care if God exists, I don't care if the xians are upset that those atheists won the permits. They can put their religious displays on their church properties and nobody will try to stop them!
12:11 PM on 12/27/2011
I'm sure there is a point in here somewhere. Other than the displays lack of creativity.....

"But the bigger question is, why have this fight? ".

Equal treatment, fighting religious privledge that prevades society?

"The city should call the park a free speech zone for a month, and we could all celebrate that."

That or not do holiday displays. Sounds more reasonable to me, and I'm sure that 1.4 miles of public space is dwarfed by private space....
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JohnFromCensornati
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12:04 PM on 12/27/2011
"But the bigger question is, why have this fight? Palisades Park is 1.4 miles long: plenty of room to allow, for the month of December, anyone to exhibit a display. The city should call the park a free speech zone for a month, and we could all celebrate that."

It seems to me that that is exactly what the city did. They instituted that lottery and the atheists apparently wanted to participate more than the xians did. I doubt that there is actually a fight going on. I suspect that there is a lot of xian martyr posing though.
11:09 AM on 12/27/2011
Great article Frank. I'm a non believer but call myself a possibleian. Not quite the same as an akedeist.
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Frank Gruber
12:15 PM on 12/27/2011
"Possibleian" -- nice ring to it! Happy New Year. F.
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whirlpool
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10:57 AM on 12/27/2011
I only care if gods exist when they are trying to kill me.