More

Frank Schaeffer

Frank Schaeffer

Posted: July 26, 2008 06:00 PM

McCain: Whiner In Chief (the Angry Penguin Must Win!)


Who would have thought that John McCain would finish his political life as a cry baby whining about the unfair media? Who would have thought that a young senator from Chicago would embody the stature we associate with national leadership, while the war hero dwindles into the persona of a carping old man complaining that the media, the world, the weather, the gods... whomever, are giving him a raw deal.

Obama looks, acts and talks in a manner that IS presidential. McCain looks, acts, talks, in a manner that IS small minded, petty and frankly embarrassing. He has lost this race and knows it. We are now seeing his mean and self-pitying side. (I say this as a lifelong Republican who worked to get McCain elected in the 2000 primaries.)

Presidential contests are all about comparisons. This contest is no different. What is different this year is that there has been a total role reversal: the new candidate looks seasoned and the old hand looks inexperienced. The young man from Chicago bears himself with military discipline and honor and the old vet carps like some ill favored vindictive shrew.

Perception matters. That is one reason that the Republican Party made such a huge mistake backing W. He never had what it took to even look like a leader, beginning with his woeful lack of command of the English language. Policy aside the theater of the presidency is a big factor in gaining respect for our country all over the world and for providing direction at home.

For 8 years we have had a small man who looks smaller each day trying to lead this country. Policy aside, he hasn't been up to the part. Now we see the failing (and flailing) McCain presenting a side that is the embodiment of the sickness that plagues the right wing of the Republican Party: maudlin paranoid self-pity.

The right has been in charge for over 30 years now, but to hear the members of that embattled fraternity talk they are a perpetual persecuted minority, constantly conspired against by other ungrateful Americans, foreigners, and malevolent forces who exist in a shadow land of bizarre conspiracy theories.

It is no wonder their man -- W -- ruled by fear. Fear is the only emotion driving the right, fear punctuated by bouts of rage. Enter the new fallen sadly diminished McCain.

The latest right wing fantasy is that the media is somehow cheating McCain of his due. Can't Americans see the real McCain? Don't they get it? He is a hero! What else matters? It's the media's fault that McCain harassed and goaded Obama into making a trip to Iraq and Afghanistan. And then the media made Obama look good! Must have been some sort of trick!

It is the media's fault that while Obama was being greeted by 200,000 flag-waving Europeans in Berlin the Republican candidate chose to stumble around the condiment isle of a supermarket. It is also the media's fault that McCain can barely finish a paragraph without appearing to be a zombie unable to read his teleprompter or remember the most basic geography.

It is the media's fault that Obama is tall, well spoken, calm and statesmanlike.

It is the media's fault that McCain looks like an angry penguin.

What a dirty trick to have such an attractive (and tall!) candidate with ideas most Americans respond to up against the angry penguin! What a dirty trick to have the American people favor the Democrats just because the Republicans started an unnecessary war in Iraq, are loosing a necessary war in Afghanistan, have run the economy into the ground, driven our energy policy over a cliff, failed to enact the environmental protections that would have addressed global warming and cut our dependency on oil!

How ungrateful of the American people to want a president who looks, acts, thinks, talks as a president must, has the world back in the American corner -- just by virtue of his historic candidacy -- opposed the biggest mistake we have made since Vietnam, inspires a whole generation, exudes intelligence, compassion and competence, and happens to be the most inspiring figure in our political life to emerge in the last 100 years.

If the media wasn't liberal and in love with Obama they could figure out some way to make the angry penguin look just as attractive. Bias!


Frank Schaeffer is a writer and author of CRAZY FOR GOD-How I Grew Up As One Of The Elect, Helped Found The Religious Right, And Lived To Take All (Or Almost All) Of It Back

Follow Frank Schaeffer on Twitter: www.twitter.com/frank_schaeffer

Who would have thought that John McCain would finish his political life as a cry baby whining about the unfair media? Who would have thought that a young senator from Chicago would embody the stature ...
Who would have thought that John McCain would finish his political life as a cry baby whining about the unfair media? Who would have thought that a young senator from Chicago would embody the stature ...
 
 
  • Comments
  • 14
  • Pending Comments
  • 0
  • View FAQ
Comments are closed for this entry
View All
Recency  | 
Popularity
11:47 AM on 07/28/2008
What is even funnier is that the MSM goes out of its way to help McCain and dog Obama. They can't even see McCain's a lost cause. They cannot give him the attributes he is lacking that are essential to a leader.
photo
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
blaqntelligence
11:13 AM on 07/28/2008
Mr. Schaeffer I like you!!!

Great article, again.
photo
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Lemeritus
Been there, done that, lived to tell
10:07 AM on 07/28/2008
"Fear is the only emotion driving the right, fear punctuated by bouts of rage."

What's the old saying about those who forget history being condemned to repeat it? Fear has worked remarkably well and might again. It is the primary thing we must prepare for and steel ourselves against.
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Relax08
09:21 AM on 07/28/2008
Best explanation of what is happening. He's correct. The Right just sounds
jealous. We have this short churlish candidate and they have the tall articulate smart guy.
It just isn't fair. It isn't. So what?
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Geauterre
Writer, Author, Commentator and Humorist.
08:47 AM on 07/28/2008
One of the most inciteful articles I've read in quite a while.
photo
HUFFPOST COMMUNITY MODERATOR
Pupadup4oBama
08:47 AM on 07/28/2008
Your words are exactly what I'm feeling.
It's almost as good as screaming out at the top of my lungs...:)

Thanks for a great post!
08:17 AM on 07/28/2008
I just wish there was a good way to fight the anti-Obama smears (often pushed by the same media). I've found that I can talk all I like, and disprove each smear, and refer the smearer to factcheck.org (non-partisan, by Annenberg) - all to no avail. While I'm wishing, I wish that the media itself (themselves) would debunk their own nonsense.

Great post, thanks!
06:45 AM on 07/28/2008
Great article!
12:23 AM on 07/28/2008
There's alot of scared ignorant racist white people in this country and they ain't voting for the black guy.
HUFFPOST PUNDIT
Freesia2
I'm nicer than I appear in print. :-)
10:55 AM on 07/28/2008
So we just have to get out the vote. We can't let them choose our President again. Not this time. Chin up. :-)
photo
HUFFPOST COMMUNITY MODERATOR
Danigirl65
Obama 2012 - the alternative? Canada
10:03 PM on 07/27/2008
There are times I think that his own campaign is sabotaging him (not to mention, him sabotaging himself). It has become very entertaining, and sadly pathetic, to watch as McCain flops about. I saw some of the clips from Stephanopoulos this a.m. and was absolutely amazed.

By the way, Frank, thanks for the laugh with the name of your article; the visual will be with me for a while (I can't think about it without laughing).
HUFFPOST PUNDIT
Freesia2
I'm nicer than I appear in print. :-)
05:14 PM on 07/27/2008
Great article.

Your reference to the small man running the White House? The one who can't speak English. I've always had this theory that that was the reason the Republicans chose him. That way the real brains, like Cheney, could get busy behind the scenes robbing the country blind without a real President interfering. "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."

I want a smart, graceful President. And if he also "happens to be the most inspiring figure in our political life to emerge in the last 100 years" I could definitely go for that. And....if it makes the Republicans feel especially sad....how delightful. :-)
photo
robXdion
Because someone has to say it.
03:52 PM on 07/27/2008
Ouch!! This week has been the drawn out equivalent of Obama's primary victory speech and McCain's green background attempt at parity. It's like he's trying to lose. His flip-flopping makes John Kerry look like a principled hard rock. And yet he's still @ 40%. This is about the American people's integrity to live up to their boasting about greatness and fairness to all despite race and background. We may pass that test, but the corporate run media can't show fairness if it effects their bottom line.
09:55 AM on 07/28/2008
See ilikbshbtntgeo's comment... there are alot of people out there who will just not vote for Obama.

It is our job to see that enough sensible voters show up on election day.