Frankie Thomas

Frankie Thomas

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Frankie Thomas is the creator of http://avenueF.blogspot.com, which is entering its fourth year. She is currently majoring in Cinema Studies, along with Gender Studies, at the University of Southern California, but she remains wildly homesick for New York City. You can e-mail her at avenueF@gmail.com.

Blog Entries by Frankie Thomas

"I Can't Stop Thinking About Your Dad": A Primer in Dad Humor

Posted June 17, 2007 | 03:38 PM (EST)


Has anybody else noticed American comedy's strange obsession with dads these days? Freud would have a field day with the newest generation of comedians -- but do they really suffer from daddy issues? Or have dads simply replaced Polacks as the new inherently funny minority?

Notice I say "dads," not...

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Portrait of a Cool Mom

Posted April 16, 2007 | 10:00 AM (EST)


I've always been the girl with the Cool Mom. You know exactly what I mean: the mom with the streaked hair who goes out disco-dancing with her young gay friends and listens to more hip-hop than her kids do. When I was a baby, she would entertain me by playing...

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Mourning Johnny Hart and the Art of the Newspaper Comic

Posted April 9, 2007 | 10:50 PM (EST)


Johnny Hart died of a stroke on Saturday. He was 76.

If you don't recognize his name, either you aren't good with names or you never read the newspaper comics. To the rest of us, Mr. Hart's name, handwriting, drawing style, and personality were as familiar as a weirdo neighbor...

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And the winner is...Sarah Silverman!

Posted February 3, 2007 | 12:15 AM (EST)


Congratulations are in order for Sarah Silverman: her new show, The Sarah Silverman Program, has single-handedly debunked Christopher Hitchens's assertation that women aren't funny, and as a result, she has won my contest. (I don't know whether she was aware of the contest, but I firmly believe that...

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Enter the Contest to Make Christopher Hitchens Laugh!

Posted December 11, 2006 | 01:43 AM (EST)


Okay, ladies, this is it. It's time to stand up for your sex, once and for all. Enter the contest: we're going to make Christopher Hitchens laugh.

I must admit, I was pretty excited when I saw that Mr. Hitchens had written a new Vanity Fair piece called "Why...

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On Becoming Adequite: or, Why Lindsay Lohan Wasn't Cast in The History Boys

Posted November 28, 2006 | 03:24 AM (EST)


I've said it before and I'll say it again: Poor Lindsay Lohan.

Why now? Because everyone, including our own dear Huffington Post, is excoriating her recent literary endeavor -- a condolence letter to the family of Robert Altman. It was almost too easy to pick on her clunky...

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My First Time Voting: Quick, Sleazy, and Hot

Posted November 13, 2006 | 10:04 AM (EST)


Bush won the 2004 presidential election, and I've always felt partly responsible.

At the time, I was a precious few months -- weeks, really -- from my 18th birthday. Like Cinderella barred from the ball, I watched longingly as millions of my fellow citizens ("More like fellow IDIOTS," I raged...

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Can Video Games Be Art?

Posted October 31, 2006 | 10:20 AM (EST)


My boyfriend is majoring in video games.

No, seriously.

I know it sounds like a comic hyperbole illustrating the shocking laziness of my generation ("You think it's a real kick to goof off all day, don't you, son? We'll see how far you get with a degree in video games!"),...

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The Children Are Our Future -- But What Is In Their Sordid Past?

Posted October 20, 2006 | 06:26 AM (EST)


Have you heard? Keisha Castle-Hughes -- the 16-year-old actress best known for her Oscar-nominated performance in Whale Rider -- is pregnant. She's expecting her child in January. (One month before that, you can see her play the Virgin Mary, in the upcoming film The Nativity Story. I'm not kidding.)

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Pedophiles: America's Security Blanket

Posted October 10, 2006 | 03:22 PM (EST)


It's been a great year for creepy pedophiles.

First there was John Mark Karr, bedizening newspapers once again with the creepy little face of JonBenét Ramsey. When that story lost its creep factor, we got Mark Foley in all his horny splendor; and once we're Foley-ed out, we can go...

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