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Fred Gevalt

Fred Gevalt

Posted: May 3, 2010 01:30 PM

"Absolute power corrupts absolutely." Were Lord Acton alive today, he could easily be speaking of the Transportation Security Administration, the federal super agency that inspects, bullies, and delays us every time we want to fly. As a growing agency, preoccupied with power and empire building, its screeners (disingenuously labeled "officers") strut around America's airports, and now also appear with air marshals at train, subway and bus terminals occasionally, as "VIPR" teams, a warm and fuzzy acronym for "Visible Intermodal Prevention and Response." Got it?

At a financial cost (depending on your sources) from 10 to 40 times pre-9/11 airport security, this agency has pilfered at least the First, Fourth, and Fifth Amendment rights from all US travelers. It has imposed indirect costs on the frequent flyer ranging from $15 to $30 billion per year in squandered business opportunity. And while its existence has reduced airlinesʼ responsibility and security liability, TSA has also cost the carriers a bundle in delays and inconvenience. It's enough to make a grown man weep, (or at least in my case produce a feature length movie about it entitled Please Remove Your Shoes)

As some of our interviewees in that project have said: "We would like to hope that this is all doing some good." Unfortunately, it isn't. And why did we need the Christmas bomber to make this so painfully obvious? Has America grown so incapable of independent thought that even briefly it was a plausible PR tactic for the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security to tell us that "the system worked?" Are we really that stupid?

Here's one problem: the system, as Ms. Napolitano put it, is essentially the same plan that we had before 9/11, but with enough new bells and whistles to distract us. At an annual expense of $7 billion, the "system" is presided over by a lot of the same people from FAA that fell down on the job before 9/11. The current airport follies consists of a 58,000 person cast in a multi-act play called "Deterrence Part II."

But a scarecrow is deterrence -- a passive dummy that sits in the cornfield to hopefully frighten the birds. And all TSAʼs explosive trace detection machines, bomb puffers, and recent body scanners are essentially props -- hatbands, shoes, and overalls for the aviation scarecrow.

As seen in Please Remove Your Shoes, most of TSAʼs technology has languished in warehouses, broken down at airports, or exhibited such appalling failure rates that it could have been better acquired as empty black boxes. It doesn't have to work. It just has to look like it might work. But TSA can't just say that in their RFP, even though that approach would have saved billions. They do, however, regularly promote via press release where all this eyewash has recently been installed. If they were serious about catching someone, of course, they'd keep their mouths shut.

TSA needs to screen your grandmother at the airport. It needs to frisk your six- year-old. They are unwilling participants in a theatrical production for the benefit of any "bad guys" that might be watching, but whom TSA is absolutely unqualified to identify or catch before they do us harm. The VIPR team acronym begins with "visible" as opposed to "effective," precisely because for TSA, public visibility and perception are end goals in and of themselves.

Security theater might have been a valid concept for the months after 9/11, as the Bush Administration struggled to get people back into the air. (Remember the national guardsmen without bullets in their guns?) But someone forgot to change gears. Today it is painfully apparent that we can no longer afford a straw man without a brain (the Obama Administration has yet to find an administrator for this behemoth, despite two failed attempts that stalled in the Senate.)

Enough. America deserves better, unless of course it doesn't speak up. We shuffle in cowed silence like passive zombies through the airport security lines, but that doesn't mean we have to do the same thing once we are within reach of a phone or a computer. Grow up, America, you've been had. This emperor isn't just without clothes. He's a malicious streaker, and he's running around town with the shirts off your backs!

 
 
 
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05:29 PM on 05/06/2010
Absolutely agree.
03:02 AM on 05/04/2010
You forgot the tremendous cost to America's tourism industry. Some foreign nationals (I'm an expat) refuse to visit the States again, due to the degradation we've been forced to endure on recent visits.

Frankly, this TSA nonsense reminds me most of teachers drilling kids in the '60s, to hide under their desks in case of nuclear attack. Absolutely ineffective for safety, and the biggest result was reminding the kids every day how afraid they should be, as Americans.
12:07 AM on 05/04/2010
May I suggest all of you TSA complainers fly Al Qaeda airlines next time, there's no lines and you can take anything on board you want. Just make sure your life insurance is paid up!
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Romeover
Civilization is for weaklings.
04:09 AM on 05/04/2010
That isn't Al Qaeda airlines; that's 1960's USA airlines, now owned by the country that brought cluster-bombs and depleted uranium to the Middle East. There's a reason for the passenger dissatisfaction.
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Heartlight3
Every act is an act of self-definition.
11:53 PM on 05/03/2010
I used to carry a small travel sized blender in my carry-on that I used to blend my breakfast drink. I was flying out of Medford, OR one time, and the TSA person confiscated my blender. It didn't come apart, but she insisted I could take it apart somehow and use the blades to hijack the plane. I should have told her if she could get it apart, she could have it, but I didn't think fast enough, so she took it. I think that' a bit over the top.
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Romeover
Civilization is for weaklings.
04:11 AM on 05/04/2010
I used to carry a spoon to blend my breakfast drink.
11:26 PM on 05/03/2010
The TSA has nothing to do with providing security. It provides a poorly performed impersonation of security, while training us to accept the creeping annoyances of living in a police state.
06:42 PM on 05/03/2010
Thanks to this silly process, we now have very long, slow moving lines at most airports. The check in line is much more target rich than any of the airplanes are.
08:10 PM on 05/03/2010
And now they are trying to introduce x-ray scanners, with the idea that these are "safe." These are "backscatter" scanners, but the use of unsafe scanning is a major scandal--medical scanners probably cause more cancer than they detect.
06:40 PM on 05/03/2010
Kansas City in summer - 105 degrees and humid. Most passengers showing up in tank tops, short shorts, and flip flops. TSA pulls aside every 4th one and wands their bare arms and bare legs. I'd love to know what they were looking for.
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jeb50
Retired.
06:07 PM on 05/03/2010
Politically Correct morons have made the TSA a joke. Search the 90 year old with the walker but don't bother that middle eastern looking guy in the bulking coat because that's racial profiling. Add to that the poorly educated, poorly trained airport security ,some of whom are drunk with authority.
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austinallan
physicist, environmental scientist, healthcare imp
05:13 PM on 05/03/2010
The problem of 9/11 terrorists taking over aircraft and flying them into building has been solved by sealing the cockpit door and by passengers who will never again believe that if just cooperate nothing bad will happen.

Preventing a suicide bomber from destroying an airplane is a different and much more difficult problem. Unfortunately for the TSA (and the rest of us) terrorists can adapt faster than the bureaucracy. Check out the following CBS article "Al Qaeda Bombers Learn from Drug Smugglers",

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/09/28/eveningnews/main5347847.shtml

Unless we are willing (or forced) to undergo body cavity examinations or full body X-rays, waiting to catch terrorists at the airport departure gate is a failed strategy.
sunnydee07
"Your micro-bio is empty". Yes, yes it is.
06:17 PM on 05/03/2010
Agreed. As long as the powers that be are reactive and not proactive, the ones who suffer are the travellers. To add to your example, once they realized that someone tried to blow up a plane with a shoe bomb, suddenly we all have to remove our shoes. I've got news for them - the terrorists have moved on from that idea, so just who are you protecting by checking out my pedicure?

I used to have a small Swiss Army knive on my keyring. I can't tell you how many times that thing made it through the xray and was never confiscated. Yet, my lip gloss is doubled bagged and padlocked or worse, thrown out because it could be an explosive device. Yikes!
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05:00 PM on 05/03/2010
tsa- please don't steal my stuff
same goes for baggage folks
if you have missing items, how can you have security?
who checks all those private jets? cargo? vendors?
all part of chertoff/guliani retirement portfolio.
unlike hollywood/networks , harm-doers are willing to modify their product
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john frodo
armchair expert
04:35 PM on 05/03/2010
Its all show, this we know, if the terrorists really want a blow, look to the baggage moving so slow.
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03:45 PM on 05/03/2010
I believe the cause for most of the complaints that we have with TSA revolve around our lack of patience. We are forced to go through these choke points and have nothing to do other than look at what is being to done to protect us and consider how easy it would be to circumvent this security. Most of the terminals in DFW Intl have only two security stands per checkpoint. LA isn't much better and this leads to long lines. When I traveled overseas the security agents didn't look like they choose that gig over McDonalds and they had nine security stands per checkpoint and no line.
This of course doens't address concerns about security but would reduce the complaints and frustration.
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phlashba
03:53 PM on 05/03/2010
No, I believe it's because we know most of the rules are a joke and that so many of the "agents" are arrogant, rude, incompetent fools. Come on --- let's tell it like it is.
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phlashba
04:02 PM on 05/03/2010
The THEATRICAL SECURITY AGENCY
06:53 PM on 05/03/2010
It's not just the line, it's having the big goon on the other side feeling me up and patting me down. If I wanted someone running their hands all over my body, there are other places I'd go than the airport.
07:11 PM on 05/03/2010
Ex-Sen. Larry Craig might have another opinion on that one....He just loved airports.
03:30 PM on 05/03/2010
The author buries the lead in the second-to-last paragraph. The big story to me is that Congress denied the president in his attempt to name a head of this agency of his government--twice! If the agency is as vital for national security as it's cracked up to be, it's a scandal that Congress is letting it go leaderless just for the sake of political gamesmanship. Allowing the position to remain vacant for this long suggests that Washington sees the TSA's efforts as nothing more than ritual kabuki (yeah, I know, but I happen to disagree with Jon Lackman) that can operate on, pardon the expression, autopilot.
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Nezua
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03:23 PM on 05/03/2010
It's insulting, this charade. It's a waste of time, shampoo, contact lens solution, and all the other goods we are not allowed to bring and must purchase anew in our destinations. It's a control tactic, and it is not effective. After all, I can twist a soda can in half and have a razor blade at least as sharp as any razor knife, and you can get that by asking for it from a flight attendant. Or I could fashion a splintered plasticware for a weapon. Anyone who knows anything about survival knows a weapon can be made from almost anything. So the screening for pens, knives, etc is a sham. And the recent bomb attempts have been foiled by passengers. Its a bunch theater to keep us cowed and to make them money. As I said. Insulting, and stupid, and makes a laughingstock of us on top of it! Ah, to be working overtime on the assembly line in our modern day fear factory.
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BlackJAC
It's better to be a black king than a white knight
03:05 PM on 05/03/2010
I took the TSA test. For starters, those X-ray scanners are difficult to read, especially with the false-color spectrum overlays showing metal as solid blue and plastic as faint yellow haze. Further, Grandma and the six-year-old need to be searched because they could be unwitting mules for the terrorists.
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robadeaux
Your labels have expired....
03:25 PM on 05/03/2010
You not only cannot see the forrest for the trees, you cannot see the trees, for the one single tree that blinds you.

Step back.
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BlackJAC
It's better to be a black king than a white knight
03:31 PM on 05/03/2010
All it took to kill the Challenger was some faulty O-rings. So much for the big picture, huh?
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Nezua
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03:27 PM on 05/03/2010
True. Just as you could be an unwitting messenger for the forces of fear and paranoia spreading across this nation.