Karl Rove's Secret Msgs REVEALED! LOL :)

Okay, so Karl Rove may have illegally used private email servers for four year's worth of cabinet-level correspondence, and then illegally deleted that correspondence. But luckily for the champions of freedom and transparency, someone saved Rove's SMS text messages from those years.

2000:

McCain blk baby is da bomb

Gore is a fggt. internet n envrnmnt is for fgs.

i m a little worried @ Y2K. did every1 empty their svngs acct?

We won! U R the Best, G.

2001:

can we move ovl offc to pentgon? LOL. serEusly, y not?

i wud like to clr sum brush! LOL :) get it? brush? vagina.

osama bin laden determind to attk nside my butt! LOL :)

u guys, turn on tv. shit is gting crzy.

hey, lets bomb irq.

2002:

still on 4 irq?

white house irq group secrt mtg 2nite! free pizza!

axis of evil: sooooo good! LOL :)

does my face look fat in this body?

2003:

Did NEbody TiVo Joe Millionaire last night?

Did NEbody TiVo Joe Milliionaire last night?

Missed the Joe Millionaire finale, nebody Tivo?

mission accomplshd!! LOL

2004:

Swift boat vtrns 4 truth is going 2b so sweet. Kerry is a fggt.

We won! U R the Best, G.

G, u should buy a porsche w yr political capital. LOL :)

Who shd we attk next?