Where's Emily Post's post, post Emily Post? Who is going to write the next Etiquette Do Tell in the season of Don't Ask, Don't Tell???

Here's my idea of a good time: the one, the only and the oh so au courant, America's Reigning Teen Choice Awardee...

Long ago in a land not so mythical or far away as some would have you believe, certain corporate types over the age of 30 were intent on "engineering" a 'music scene' in San Francisco. It came to pass of an evening (in the vicinity of a stage) that a...