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I Wish I Could Quit You

Posted: 12/15/11 11:30 AM ET

For me, TV is a lot like dating. There are some relationships that are over before they even start: he's just not very funny, or has a destructive flair for the dramatic, or maybe he's a serial killer... of serial killers. You know, the typical red flags. It's clearly not going to work out, so, thank you very much, let's move on.

Sometimes, though, it's a match made in heaven, love at first sight. Time passes, though, and one day you realize that this person in front of you barely resembles who you fell for in the first place. What then? You've invested all this time and energy, quite literally years of your life. Can you do it? Can you just stop watching that show?

Lately, I find myself sitting through television programming that's been plodding along like a zombie that should be put out of its misery (Walking Dead, don't even). None of these shows started out bad, but somewhere along the way there was a shift and each lost that special something that made it appointment television, yet I cling to them despite my better judgement.

I don't expect any show to be perfect (even Friday Night Lights had that hackneyed second season rapist/murder plot line) but in some cases the decline in quality becomes so egregious that a return to its former greatness is virtually impossible. Still I find it difficult to cut the cord. Television can be an intensely personal experience for a fan: each week, in a sense, we invite these characters into our living rooms to watch their lives play out, and we become invested. We cry when Denny dies. We gasp when Jack discovers who was in that coffin. We feel a rush of endorphins when Pam and Jim say "I do." And how, after all that, can we just kick them to the curb?

Not easily. I've been through years of True Blood, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, and Weeds (there are others, but I'm even more embarrassed to admit I still watch them) and somewhere each of these shows reached their own point of diminishing returns -- but I keep coming back and hoping that they'll change. I know that they're bad for me. I find myself making up excuses to keep watching. But, just like any abused housewife in a Lifetime made-for-TV-movie, it's up to me to take a stand. The first step is recognizing just what went wrong.

Often, a show will pique your interest with a great premise only to burn through the storyline quickly and then have issues reinventing itself. A large part of the draw of Desperate Housewives was figuring out why Mary Alice killed herself. After that was wrapped up nicely at the end of the season -- as well as it should have or we could've wound up with a campier version of The Killing -- the show struggled to find a new mystery. So what do you do if your show climaxes too quickly but doesn't show signs of slowing down? Kick it out of bed and move on.

Others will pique your interest with a great premise but then keep you on the hook with the promise of answers. Six and a half years into How I Met Your Mother and I'm not any closer to meeting the mother. That said, there was a time when the ride was entertaining enough that I didn't care. Lately, though, real life seems to have caught up with what used to be a zany rom-com romp and I tend not to take my network sitcoms with a serving of parental death/broken uteri/existential crisis. You're saying you've been dating a while and he keeps promising to marry you but won't pop the question? Because his job is stressful? Cue Single Ladies.

The worst offenders will lull you into a sense of complacency and then suddenly switch gears on you. You spend five years with Lost (the worst!) thinking you've been watching a show about a motley crew of castaways who seem to be mysteriously connected to one another? Guess again! It's actually about two dudes you've never met fighting over an island cork! In cases like this, the game can change so quickly that it might take a while to discover you've been sold a bill of goods. You know, like that girl who keeps all her crazy bottled up until she knows she's got you on the hook and then goes full Georgina Sparks on your ass. You need to find somebody new.

Breaking up isn't ever easy, especially after you've done everything in your power to keep the relationship alive -- forcing your friends to watch; poring over message boards; blogging, even -- but sometimes it's a necessary evil. The time that you're spending on these formerly reliable entries in your weekly TV calendar was fun while it lasted, but there are plenty of fish in the sea. By which, of course, I mean great television you might not already be watching. Don't for a second think that I would suggest you get up off the couch and do something else.

 
For me, TV is a lot like dating. There are some relationships that are over before they even start: he's just not very funny, or has a destructive flair for the dramatic, or maybe he's a serial killer...
For me, TV is a lot like dating. There are some relationships that are over before they even start: he's just not very funny, or has a destructive flair for the dramatic, or maybe he's a serial killer...
 
 
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Rex Hungus
Intelligently Designed Atheist
07:33 PM on 01/24/2012
Walking Dead season one gave me hope that American Television can do horror. Then season two hit and the writers forgot the zombies are the stars and turned into a soap opera. Thank God for American Horrow Story to give tv some life.
02:50 AM on 12/16/2011
I was the one responsible for getting a lot of people started with Mad Men. I practically obsessed about it. I drifed off somewhere during Don's separation/divorce from Betty and the public's obsession with everythitng Christina Hendrick. The time period concept was interesting until it became depressing when you realize how it all turned out...modern-day whatever it is we have now.
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MikeDu
Both salubrious and lugubrious concurrently.
01:55 AM on 12/16/2011
'Grey's Anatomy' does have the benefit of being able to pull itself up by its bootstraps by some miracle and produce a string of good shows for awhile. I count like five near-death experiences for that series that its recovered from. The end of 'LOST' did indeed feel like a betrayal. They should've hired Joss Whedon to come up with a way to resolve the storyline in a satisfactory manner. Like perhaps allow the monster to *really* escape, kill everybody and destroy the whole world, but the accidentally-split timeline allows everyone to survive regardless, robbing the monster of his victory. Does anybody recall the way they chose to end the series "Angel"?
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anitafeeney
no matter where you go there you are
03:58 AM on 12/16/2011
love joss whedon did you see firefly the main problem i had with lost and this is why they lost me in the second season is that they put the charectors on pedastals only to knock them down and they had too much going on at once true blood is kinda getting like that now too
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sabelmouse
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07:23 AM on 12/16/2011
i love firefly. all my favourites are in the tv series grave yard.
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Halsey
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08:26 PM on 12/15/2011
I admit to never seeing Walking Dead and maybe 3? episodes of Lost but I still get it. For me, someone (I think a friend, maybe even my mother?) suggested House. I really liked it; I like it for several years with a few exceptions. "But" last season(I think)..when he got married..whatever..I wished they'd ended a season earlier..with the building collapse and House and Cuddy hugging..period.
How I met..yes..TIME TO END..is this the final season (please?). See, Kyra has the right idea..this is the final season of The Closer. It will end on a near perfect high note. Right now, I do enjoy Rissoli, etc..but catch it the next day at an earlier hour in replay. (on the West coast..10 p.m. is just too late for some of us who get up at 4:30ish). I avoid reality TV like the plague it is, so that's easy...and now, I just wax nostalgic and click on TVLand for Andy Griffith(but never the ones in color) and MASH, a new addition to TVLand. 2 years ago, I enjoyed Twilight Zone..then one day..GONE..THAT was a bummer. Now, to whom do I write to bring back the Zone AND the original B & W Outer Limits??...Scary/fun memories from early childhood. I MUST get a life again, really!
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surfandshop
"What we think, we become."
05:38 PM on 12/15/2011
I love watching Maury , but wll never admit to it. It makes me feel a little superior for a few moments. This show can't get better and can't get much worse, I am stuck.
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DuffyShort
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03:14 PM on 12/15/2011
The other end of the spectrum is the show that continues to be good and gets cancelled for some other reason....like Numb3rs....too expensive to make.......Network TV is for people that like abuse.....
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anitafeeney
no matter where you go there you are
04:01 AM on 12/16/2011
hbo s series rome was like that they couldnt do more than two seasons because it got too expensive too bad it was a kick butt show but if you are offended by sex or nudity dont watch
03:03 PM on 12/15/2011
I used to feel that way about books--once I started reading one, I was committed. I certainly don't feel that way about TV series. Life's too short. I still don't know what happened the last several seasons or Lost, or how it ended. I wonder sometimes, but then forget about it. I don't care enough to look it up.
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johnnybic
Seeking to impose the gay agenda since 1971
03:02 PM on 12/15/2011
My worst example of this phenomenon was "Heroes." I could never admit to myself that the show had gotten terrible and kept watching every week. All those wasted hours (okay, maybe only about 10 or 12 hours, but still . . .)
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MikeDu
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01:57 AM on 12/16/2011
Ah yes, all those actors who got very very famous for a year then disappeared into oblivion.
02:52 PM on 12/15/2011
I'm totally with you. I can't recollect ever quitting a show entirely. I'm trying to figure out if I have, but I honestly can't place one. Trying a new show at the beginning of its first season and quitting halfway through doesn't count, right? Cause listen, Pan Am, Person of Interest and Terra Nova, I TRIED. It didn't work out. The first few dates were mediocre at best. No sparks. You see where I'm going with this.

Is it safe to say Walking Dead may be the only show in the history of shows to be the exception that proves your "Never Quit" rule, or are you gonna stick with it?
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sabelmouse
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01:49 PM on 12/15/2011
there really was no point to even a a second season of d housewives. i hear it's still going ?
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Melody Breyer-Grell
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01:34 PM on 12/15/2011
Just do it!!! I will never forgive myself for sticking it out with Lost and Rescue Me. Now if I show is jumping the shark I am out!!!:))) I got rid of True Blood after 2 seasons and never looked back!
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sabelmouse
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01:48 PM on 12/15/2011
i quit lot after 2 seasons and true blood. i even quit breaking bad when it got tedious during the 4th. i regret making my way through dexter 4, that was because of lithgow.
i'm to old to waste my time . meanwhile most of what i do like get's cancelled.
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anitafeeney
no matter where you go there you are
04:04 AM on 12/16/2011
i admit i still watch true blood but i think they are in danger of jumping the shark too much going on too many convoluted plot lines they shot tara at the end of this past season by the way
02:56 PM on 12/15/2011
Rescue Me, yes! Those last few season were pretty brutal.
12:45 PM on 12/15/2011
a) Lost IS the worst!

b) I think The Good Wife (though only on season 3) did a great job of moving from the central mystery/problem/issue of the first season/episode into a (still awesome) show with a new focus.
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sabelmouse
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07:25 AM on 12/16/2011
i hope you're right. i just got season 2 on dvd. and hope to watch 3 because of fox. so it had better stay good.
12:31 PM on 12/15/2011
LOLOL, "or maybe he's a serial killer... of serial killers." I know EXACTLY what you mean.