Abortion: a∙bor∙tion n. Decision old white men think they should make rather than the pregnant woman, her family and doctor
Budget: budg∙et n. Something nobody in Congress wants to make, but everyone wants to talk about
Constitution: Con∙sti∙tu∙tion n. The most important document our country has because it contains the Second Amendment allowing militia groups and anyone else the right to have arsenals of weapons including assault rifles and large magazine clips anywhere they want
Compromise: com∙pro∙mise n. Accepting things you want, but not accepting anything else; getting 100% of what you want
Cooperation: co∙op∙er∙a∙tion n. Working solely with members of the Republican Party, especially Tea Partiers, to pass bills that only advance the Republican philosophy and agenda
Democracy: de∙moc∙ra∙cy n. Something America used to have, but that politicians are causing us to lose; increasing the power of the Republican Party to serve the job creators, not the takers, so they can restore our Republic
Democrat: Dem∙o∙crat n. A person whose political views don't make sense and who shouldn't be allowed to vote
Ebola: E∙bo∙la n. A deadly disease that politicians and the media are using to fear monger
Entitlements: en∙ti∙tle∙ments n. Programs like Medicaid, Medicare and Social Security that waste money, provide a safety net and cause dependency on welfare and government; creates laziness and focuses on veterans, the disabled and the elderly, rather than job creators
Equality: e∙qual∙i∙ty n. Giving rights and fair treatment to everyone who deserves it and believes as you do; Republicans know giving everyone equal rights is not a good idea
Facts: fact n. Statements the GOP often prefers to deny than believe
Fantasy: fan∙ta∙sy n. Imagining things that don't exist, such as not having a black president
Forgetfulness: for∙get∙ful∙ness adj. Convenient lapses of memory such as when you forget who won the White House in the last two elections
Gender gap: gen∙der gap n.; Statistical differences in the votes of men and women that illustrate why women shouldn't be allowed to vote
Government: gov∙ern∙ment n. A group of people elected to make laws and govern, but once in office, believe that less is better when it involves the environment, taxes, safety net programs, and job creation, but more is necessary when it involves women in the bedroom
Idea: i∙de∙a n. A thought; Republicans don't need any new ones, they can keep using those of the past
IDs: IDs n. A legal way to claim fraud in a voting system that doesn't have any; a way to suppress the vote of those who don't agree with your message or views
Inequality: in∙e∙qual∙i∙ty n. Equality is socialism, so disparity is good for democracy
Infrastructure: in∙fra∙struc∙ture n. The large-scale public transportation system that just exists, therefore no one needs to finance projects to repair roads and bridges or create new ones
Law: law n. The principles set out in the Bible that should also be binding for our country
Liberal: A belief by the media and Democrats who think Ted Cruz, Stephen King or Louie Gohmert are wrong in their views
Logic: log∙ic n. Getting what I want, when I want it, regardless of the needs and wishes of others, is just commonsense
Marriage: mar∙riage n. A union between one man and one woman...period
Math: math n. A creative budgeting system that can add two plus two, but not necessarily get four
Minorities: mi∙nor∙i∙ties n. Second class citizens who should be blocked from voting
Non-politician: non∙pol∙ti∙cian n. People, who are not elected, but who are big supporters of Republicans like Donald Trump, Ted Nugent and the Koch Brothers
NRA: NRA n. An organization that grades House members on their views on gun rights and gives most Republicans an A+
Obstructionist: ob∙struc∙tion∙ist n. Deliberately causing delays and impeding progress by Republicans like Mitch McConnell, John Boehner and Ted Cruz so Obama can't accomplish his agenda
Oligarchy: ol∙i∙gar∙chy n. When a small group of people control the government because they know what is best for everyone
Personhood: per∙son∙hood n. Acknowledging that more rights should be bestowed on a miniscule, second-old egg that may or may not become a human embryo than to an adult woman
Perspective: per∙spec∙tive n. Seeing things from only your own viewpoint because you know opinions of others who might disagree are wrong
Privatization: pri∙va∙ti∙za∙tion n. Transferring ownership from government run facilities to successful businessmen because they know better than the government how to run a business so it will make a profit for them and shareholders
Pro-Life: pro∙life adj. Mandating that women who are pregnant, regardless of the circumstances, give birth and get married so that there is a traditional family unit for the child
Republican: Re∙pub∙li∙can adj Republican Party; n. Someone who thinks they should rule America even if they have to rig the election to win; winning is what matters, not how you play the game
Scientist: sci∙en∙tist n. People who aren't Republicans who know about climate change
Stupidity: stu∙pid∙i∙ty n. Whatever a Democrat or liberal media person thinks, not what someone like Joni Ernst, Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachman would say
Supreme Court: Su∙preme Court n. Highest court; ruling with purist ideology and proud of their conservative, versus constitutional, positions
Tantrum: tan∙trum n. What children do when they don't get their way; filibuster is what Congress does
Taxes: tax∙es n. Amount of money a job creator has to pay to the government rather than being able to keep it and create more jobs
Theology the∙ol∙o∙gy n. Ruling America by religious principles and Christian ideals
Truth: truth n.; Statements conveying the way the GOP would like things to be; anything that will rally the base
Veterans: vet∙er∙ans n. People who are proud to fight wars for America's democracy and who we take care of when they return by finally allocating more money to the VA
Voters: vot∙ers n. Anyone who is 18 can register and cast a ballot even if they aren't qualified; voters should only be white men, married women, and those who believe in conservative values
Wage: wage n. Compensation for work that depends on the type of job you have--that is why CEOs should make more than 350 times what a worker makes
War: war n. Invading others for oil, to spread democracy, or to wipe out terrorists is okay
Welfare wel∙fare n. Money given to lazy people that gives them no incentive to work, while incentivizing corporations for their work is good business
NOTE: This dictionary contains mostly nouns and a few adjectives, but no verbs as the Republican Party takes no action.