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Gershon Hepner

Gershon Hepner

Posted: August 12, 2009 08:40 PM

Obama Is Felix the Cat

What's Your Reaction:

Barack Obama, being plucky,
resembles the black cat called Felix,
but surely, being far more plucky,
he'll win again. A double helix
is written in his DNA,
and found within his cat-like genes
that help him reproduce each day
the measures for which we've no means
to pay for. Yet since he's a cat
he'll have nine lives, and maybe four
more years to pitch at us and bat,
and purr in ways that some adore,
though fat cats may try to declaw
this puss before he does more harm.
I wouldn't do this, quite in awe
of him and his ailurocharm;
I'd rather stroke him since I hope
that while I do it he won't scratch;
he's Felix, happily no dope,
and still the best of all the batch.

Inspired by a blog in Huffington Post by Niall Ferguson:

1. Black cats are proverbially lucky.

2. Felix the cartoon character was a black cat, not an African-American cat - in other words, he was not one of the (quite numerous) 1920s figures in popular entertainment that mocked the mannerisms of the descendants of slaves.

3. Obama is a lucky president--so far. Compare his first six months with Carter's and Clinton's if you don't get that bit.

4. As for the word "black", it's the same one used by the Congressional Black Caucus and the Harvard Black Alumni Society, among others.

The piece made an important point about the biggest threat to Obama's presidency: the seemingly uncontrollable deficit. That's the issue the Huffington Post should be focusing on, not politically correct claptrap.


 

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06:23 PM on 08/13/2009
Amusing poem!

Felix the Cat is only one of many cartoon characters who are lucky. But I guess comparing Obama to Wil E Coyote would have been insulting!
01:09 AM on 08/13/2009
You know if Naill had just said Obama was lucky like Felix the Cat then I don't think people would even care. But he got corny and so there was backlash.

Nice poem by the way
12:03 AM on 08/13/2009
Felix only rhymes with helix using the American syntax, but were Felix to be pronounced like Felix Mendelssohn, then the corresponding double helix could be a triple entendre, to mean both helix and holy, and hail (to Obama).