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Giulia Rozzi
Giulia Rozzi is a comedian, writer and actress that regularly appears on TruTV's How To Be A Grown Up and Vh1's The Greatest and has been seen on Chelsea Lately, Comedy Central, Vh1, MTV, The Jim Gaffigan Show, Playboy TV, TLC and CNN. As a writer Giulia has worked on MTV's Girl Code, and Silent Library, TV Land's Younger and Bravo's Odd Mom Out and has also contributed to Esquire, xoJane, Playgirl, BUST, The Huffington Post and more. She's a Moth GrandSLAM Champion, a TEDx speaker, and is recently toured internationally with her solo show Bad Bride. Giulia also co-hosts the highly acclaimed nationally touring storytelling show Stripped Stories and is the co-star/writer of the web series Seeing Other People. Her new comedy album Great Set will be released fall 2015. More at

Entries by Giulia Rozzi

Advice For A Doubtful Bride

(1) Comments | Posted July 28, 2015 | 3:01 PM

Since I wrote the article Seven Signs It's More Than Just Cold Feet and toured with my solo show Bad Bride I have received a number of emails from strangers asking for advice. I wanted to share one of those messages (edited for anonymity) and my...

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7 Signs It's More Than Just Cold Feet (That I Should Have Listened To)

(166) Comments | Posted August 4, 2013 | 5:14 PM


Before my wedding in 2007, I was having doubts, lots of them. While some of my good friends listened and understood my hesitation, the greater population did not.

Handfuls of married folks, bridal magazines, bridal message boards, and sitcom...

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The Top Ten Places to Be Listed on a Top Ten List

(0) Comments | Posted May 2, 2013 | 4:09 PM

The Internet loves a list. There are lots of lists featuring the top/hottest/best funny people to watch/follow/love, so we decided to make our own list of the top ten places to listed on a top ten list.

10. Ten is the only number on our very important list to have...

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Some Thoughts on TV, Gender and Other Stuff

(2) Comments | Posted October 10, 2011 | 5:37 PM

To start, can the media please stop with the"are women funny?"  and "chick comedy rules the new fall TV season" articles and shit. Just stop.

The short response to this nonsense is yes, some women are funny. And as far as "chick comedy" goes, why do we need to specially label...

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I Was Told I Needed Plastic Surgery

(36) Comments | Posted August 30, 2011 | 5:46 PM


Recently I took an acting class with a woman in Los Angeles, and it went as such: Do a scene, get feedback. While the other students received comments regarding their acting skills, I was called out of the room to get some private...

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Nicola Briggs Is My Kinda Gal

(1) Comments | Posted December 9, 2010 | 3:45 PM

2010-11-30-images-02.950570.jpgIn case you haven't seen it yet, in this video posted two weeks ago on iHollaback, Nicola Briggs screams at Mario Valdivia after he rubbed his penis against her. Valdivia wore a (vomit) condom, proving that this...

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TMZ Tricks Charlyne Yi

(0) Comments | Posted October 6, 2010 | 2:10 PM

I know I should be used to this garbage by now, but it sucks to accept that I live in a world fueled by shaming other people, like what TMZ did to actress/comic Charlyne Yi, (video below) Yi was trying to do good, and tabloids turned it...

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A Cure For Cat-Calling?

(7) Comments | Posted October 4, 2010 | 10:43 AM

Two weeks ago as I walked a short three blocks from the subway to my home in Brooklyn at 11pm I was harassed by seven men. Sorry, I meant seven monsters. These horrid creatures don't deserve the privilege of being...

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Defriended: The Politics Of Social Networking

(39) Comments | Posted December 15, 2009 | 2:52 PM

Last week my procrastination led me to conduct a classmate search on Facebook in which I noticed that a girl who had been my friend now had a "add as a friend" rectangle next to her face. "Add as a friend? But we already were..." And then it hit me,...

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I'm Starting With The Man In The... Front Row

(0) Comments | Posted July 7, 2009 | 6:16 PM

I'm sad about Michael Jackson's death. But there is a bright side, this guy:


You know you know him. He is the dude we keep seeing over and over and over again in the front row screaming like crazy at Michael's last press conference...

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Facebook: Do's and Don'ts of Online Relationships

(0) Comments | Posted February 18, 2009 | 9:40 PM

Facebook is the frat party you dreaded going to in college. You know it's going to be ugly. You know it's going to be creepy. You know you're going to stay way too long or do things you'll probably regret. But you have to be there because, well, everyone else...

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ABC's True Beauty is Not So Cute

(10) Comments | Posted January 6, 2009 | 1:28 PM

My mind is mush this morning. Why, you ask? Nope, it's not the lack of sleep and over indulgence of party-times from last week. It's that I forced myself to watch ABC's new reality show True Beauty last night.

Now I'm a smart gal right? So I should have...

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(11) Comments | Posted April 24, 2008 | 10:35 AM

As a stand-up comedian, I have a good sense of humor and I'm damn certain that WayOutTV's Abortion Man video is not funny. It's sick. It's sad. It's on a site created by Damon Wayans. You know Damon Wayans? He had that lovely family oriented show called My Wife...

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What a Bunch of Boobs

(7) Comments | Posted April 8, 2008 | 10:08 AM

V2O nightclub in Long Beach has been holding a "Spring Break Breast Augmentation Contest Series" where six finalists go head-to-head in an apple-bobbing battle royal dubbed "Bobbing for Boobs." The winner will receive a free breast augmentation from plastic surgeon Dr. Karl Nguyen.

The promoter explained "We...

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V-day & Circle of Health International

(0) Comments | Posted March 26, 2008 | 12:00 AM

Tonight a group of wonderful New York based artists and activists will use literature, theatre, and music to promote a non-violent and healthy world through their production of A Memory, a Monologue, a Rant, and a Prayer. Edited by V-day founder Eve Ensler, A Memory, a Monologue, a Rant,...

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The Message Board: My Dress

(0) Comments | Posted March 19, 2008 | 4:34 PM

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Please, No More Amore

(1) Comments | Posted March 4, 2008 | 7:31 PM

I know. I know. Why would I waste 60 minutes of my life watching the latest cable dating shit show That's Amore?

Well it was actually just 35 minutes as I DVR'd it and watched it in fast forward while shoving really cheap Chinese food down my throat....

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Superman that New Year!

(2) Comments | Posted January 2, 2008 | 5:30 PM

I spent New Years eve at the Marriot in Orlando. My husband had a business trip so I decided to join him and take advantage of a free hotel stay.

The evening began with a hilariously depressing dinner at Hooters. It was 9pm and all the nicer eateries had...

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Merry Mail

(0) Comments | Posted December 4, 2007 | 4:32 PM

It's early December and once again I am faced with the same dilemma: do I or don't I send out Holiday cards?

I know, I know, it's a difficult decision. I mean, all that writing. All those stamps. All that envelope licking.

It's always...

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It's Not You, It's Me

(11) Comments | Posted October 23, 2007 | 9:49 PM

I picked a fight with a co-worker two weeks ago. I was in the office kitchen making a peanut butter and banana sandwich when I overheard the following exchange.

Man: "Shoot! There is no more water in the bubbler."

Woman: "Oh no!"

Man: "I...

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