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GOP Circus Comes to the Deep South

Posted: 03/11/2012 10:56 pm

Wow! Alabama and Mississippi have yearned for years to be in this situation. Eyes and ears of the nation fixed on two southern states outside the normal glare of mainstream national politics! A real chance to impact the election of the U.S. president! Not since the tumultuous days of the civil rights movement have political pulses pounded so passionately in the Heart of Dixie and our neighboring Magnolia State.

The Republican presidential primary circus has come to the Deep South; and the air is full of feisty gossip, old-time politicking, and sophisticated new campaigning for Tuesday's election. The candidates, pundits, news media, and opportunists of all sorts are jabbering about religious faith, marital infidelity, phony conservatism, big-spending liberals, and carpetbaggers faking accents and eating grits; and the campaign organizations and phantom Super PACs are running endless ads, doing massive robo-calling, and conducting scientifically-targeted GOTV.

However, the most important news is that, at this point, right before voting day, there is no consensus enthusiasm among red partisans here for either Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, or Rick Santorum. The contending visitors are doing their awkward best in the deepest of the Deep South; but, just as is the case in other parts of the country, Alabamians and Mississippians consider the various candidates somewhat lacking for one reason or another.
Furthermore, cynical folks sense that there will be no real "winner" Tuesday night. The campaign has been brutal; and there's growing suspicion that the battered contestants will depart the area without settling much of anything.

Let's take a closer look at the four candidates and their aspirations for Tuesday's election.

Ron Paul. Libertarians worship his cranky independence. I don't know what, if anything, he hopes to achieve here; but he's likely to suffer the same electoral problems this Tuesday as he has in previous primaries. (The polls discount Paul as a long-shot; so I'll exclude him from further discussion.)

Newt Gingrich. The nine-lives politician from nearby Georgia is campaigning as an outsider; and he's counting on the conservative and religious communities to support him despite environmental dallying with Nancy Pelosi and publicly confessed/repented moral sins. Gingrich's immediate competitor is Santorum; and his best prospect may be to emerge from Alabama and Mississippi as a healthy regional favorite.

Rick Santorum. Many southern evangelicals seem enamored with the young Pennsylvanian, who was soundly defeated as a sitting Senator in his home state a few years ago. Santorum is in this regional fight for two reasons. First, he needs to end Gingrich's presidential campaign here and now; second, he hopes to establish himself as the conservative alternative to Romney heading into the heat of the primary season.

Mitt Romney. The former Massachusetts governor epitomizes misfit aspiration in this part of the country. A wealthy Mormon Yankee who's learning how to say "y'all" and "I like grits"; calls himself a severe conservative but his record evidences moderation; promises to kill Obamacare but authored Romneycare; endorsed by Alabama governor Robert Bentley and Mississippi governor Phil Bryant (and former governors Bob Riley and Haley Barbour) but has not impressed working class voters. Romney recognizes that Dixie is not his strength; but he needs to make a decent showing here. He also knows that he must add Alabama and Mississippi and the rest of the South to his column in the general election.

Now, what are the likely outcomes when the votes are tallied?

Recent polling attests to the lack of consensus about the candidates. Surveys in the past week show tight and contradictory results, with nobody charging ahead. In Alabama, Gingrich leads by one percent in two polls (Rasmussen and Center for Leadership and Public Policy), and Romney is ahead by three percent in the other poll (Capital Survey Research Center). In Mississippi, two surveys show similar results, with Romney leading by eight percent in one (Rasmussen) and Gingrich ahead by four percent in another (American Research Group).

The usual experts are making no predictions about who's going to win in either state. My colleagues note that Catholics Gingrich and Santorum are running strong among aroused churchgoers and the Tea Party crowd; but my sources will not be shocked if the party leadership pulls it off for the Mormon Romney.

Sometime Tuesday evening, we'll start characterizing the results in sporting context. Here's my analysis, in baseball parlance, for the most noteworthy possible scenarios.

Home Run: Either Gingrich, Romney, or Santorum leads both state primaries. This would endow any slugger with bragging rights and added momentum for the rest of the season.

Strikeout: Either Gingrich, Romney, or Santorum trails among this threesome in both primaries. If it's Gingrich, perhaps he should consider packing his bags and quietly going home -- but he won't. If it's Santorum, he shrugs it off and hopes for better days in a long season. If it's Romney, he says "See y'all later" and proceeds toward his presumed World Series Championship.

Double-Header Split: One candidate wins Alabama and another candidate wins Mississippi. Both leaders emphasize, selectively, the importance of their successful performance; the winless soul talks about moral victories; and everybody asks, "Where's the next game?"

The GOP circus leaves town Wednesday morning. Surviving candidates will work their way into local cultures and wage brutal contests elsewhere. Eventually, a Republican champion will emerge; and, most likely, Alabama, Mississippi, and the rest of Dixie will rally around whoever takes the field against Barack Obama in November.

 
 
 
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01:33 PM on 03/13/2012
Mitt Romney's attempts to ingratiate himself with the South should not be derided. In 1978, George W. Bush ran for Congress in Texas. He appeared in public in tweed jackets with leather patches on the elbows and spoke with the plummy tones that prep school and Yale instilled. He lost. He then reinvented himself, speaking in garbled syntax, with a slight twang. We all know how that ended up.
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progressiveG
Please do disagree with me, but be nice.
11:44 AM on 03/12/2012
Good on you HP, just the other day HP had an article about the "Kansas Caucus", I suggested this was a spell check problem and it should be "Kansas Circus" and now here we are, they got it right, GOP Circus. Featuring Newt as the human cannonball (all the way to his moon colony), Mitt is rolling up right now with an elephant on the roof, Rick thinks the carnies are snobby and Ron is busy claiming he knows nothing more about the circus then he does about what is in the Ron Paul newsletter.
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Carl Caroli
I just don't understand people
11:36 AM on 03/12/2012
I'll go with the doubleheader split but Romney still proceeds toward his presumed World Series Championship.
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den1953
The National Inquire of Politics the GOP!
11:03 AM on 03/12/2012
Gee why would the southerners expect any suggestions about revitalizing the textile industry or doing anything for agriculture or any movement on jobs,housing or health care in those states that need it the most, they are hearing a lot of phony rhetoric and pandering using corny lines and what the candidates are trying to eat to blend in..........This is the trade off the people of the south can expect from the Republican Party!
10:29 AM on 03/12/2012
It's like a white kid from the suburbs talking African American. Poor Romney Bless His Heart he can't be himself in the north south east or west.
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Robert Frank
My last name is FRANK so thats what I am..
10:17 AM on 03/12/2012
I'll be so glad when this circus leaves town permanently
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Willie Qwit
Willie don't qwit!
10:13 AM on 03/12/2012
Ya gotta love the Republican clown car. It's only got four occupants now, but those four represent what could arguably be described as the least qualified human beings to ever seek this nation's highest office.

Bozo - Boistrous and rowdy Rick Santorum.
Bubbles - Bumbling, pandering Mitt Romney.
Clarabell - Goofy cow faced Newt Gingrich.
Krusty - Ron Paul, geriatric and cranky all the way.
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bracer8
11:09 AM on 03/13/2012
All true, but Newt has Helmet Hair beside him to remind us all of his character.
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AZreb
equal-opportunity Independent heathen
09:16 AM on 03/12/2012
Gotta laugh when a politician thinks that "liking grits" would make him more popular in the south. I was born in Tennessee, raised in Arkansas and I HATE grits! Love okra, fried taters and onions, red-eye gravy - still call the south "back home" - but serve me a bowl of grits and start ducking for cover.
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cajundave
09:36 AM on 03/12/2012
I agree. I was born and raised in New Orleans and I hate grits also. I love my sweet tea!
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secondsoprano
It'll be alright in the end.
01:29 AM on 03/13/2012
What even ARE grits?? (Ignorant Australian here)
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AZreb
equal-opportunity Independent heathen
09:51 AM on 03/13/2012
Like corn meal, sorta. Cooked with water and served with butter, gravy (enen red-eye - ham dirppings gravy can't save grits for me) or whatever. More mushy than oatmeal -
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GraphicMatt
Somebody make me a sandwich!
10:31 AM on 03/13/2012
LOL....it's sort of like oatmeal, except it is made with that small white thing on a peice of corn (the hominy.) It is mostly a breakfast dish, but it can also be a side dish for dinner. Shrimp and Grits is a popular dish in coastal areas like South Carolina.
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nherent
Subversivist.
08:52 AM on 03/12/2012
Howdy, y'awll!
I'm undecided here. I like Gingrich but I think I'm gonna vote for Rick Santorum, I don't know.....what to do, what to do....
Y'awll have a nice day nayaww!............and by golly, God Bless America!
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abbienormal
What hump?
08:41 AM on 03/12/2012
"aroused churchgoers". Crack me up.
05:17 AM on 03/12/2012
These two states have among the lowest per capita incomes in the nation, the lowest levels of educational attainment, the highest rates of high school drop outs, the highest rates of teen pregnancy, the poorest quality of housing, etc. etc. etc. The poor(and I'm not talking economics here!) people of Alabama and Mississippi have been manipulated via dog-whistle racism and re-fighting the Civil War to vote against their own interests over and over again. Meanwhile, the boys at the country club are laughing, laughing, laughing. Will the South never rise again?
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cajundave
09:45 AM on 03/12/2012
They don't have the capacity to understand the facts. They also have issues with the presidents' race. Even though it's fun to make fun of Southerners, you can find the same attitudes in the North. It's the working class that seems to be against Obama and the Democrats. I argue with the maintenance guy at my health club about how he is being dupped by the Republicans, yet he thinks he knows better. The funny thing is that he can never back up his statements with facts. His facts are the bogus rantings of Rush, Hannity, Mark Levin, and ther rest of the radio talkers for the Right.
03:12 PM on 03/12/2012
Give it up for Republicans, folks.
05:12 AM on 03/12/2012
The voter turnout as a percentage of the population has been low for the entire primary season. The Southern states will be no different. A win will be without popular support and that is that.

It should not make Obama any happier as he has little support either. One of these people running will be President but they will do so in spite of a lack of support not because of popular sentiment. Apathy and disinterest are the two big winners.
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ranchero42
Cherished Memories? NRA'll Rifle Thru 'Em
03:07 AM on 03/12/2012
"Ron Paul. Libertarians worship his cranky independence (while ignoring his Federalist leanings). I don't know what, if anything, he hopes to achieve here; but he's likely to suffer the same electoral problems this Tuesday as he has in previous primaries. (The polls discount Paul as a long-shot; so I'll exclude him from further discussion.)" >>A bold move -- Paul 'cultists' -- as Bob Cesca accurately describes them -- have quite a different take on it. Earlier today, one of these 'political imagineers' made a lame attempt at schooling me -- they seem to be counting on those who don't make a habit of reading. THIS link -- he seems to believe -- means Ron Paul has the best shot at beating BHO:
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http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2012/president/us/general_election_paul_vs_obama-1750.html
>> He was also hoping I didn't notice all these other links that appear in the left-hand column:
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http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2012/president/us/general_election_romney_vs_obama-1171.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2012/president/us/general_election_gingrich_vs_obama-1453.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2012/president/us/general_election_santorum_vs_obama-2912.html
=======================================>>It's a good thing he never saw the relatively BENIGN spin designed to grab the attention -- while easing everyone's worst fears as you read down:

http://www.boston.com/Boston/politicalintelligence/2012/02/new-gallup-tracking-poll-shows-rick-santorum-ahead-mitt-romney-nationally/Tp9e8WIakifFa82ny2BtzK/index.html
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Thaag Tidestalker
Axial Tilt: the Reason for the Season!
05:16 AM on 03/12/2012
I have yet to see the "Ron Paul" signs around town. I live in Montgomery. I only see Rick Santorum signs and I keep wanting to correct the spelling: his first name begins with a P.
zinxeb
Empathy ends cruelty
11:52 PM on 03/11/2012
Anyone don there who has two teeth in his mouth...that don't meet...will just love them all, so deciding is gonna be tough!

I'm placing my money on Rick...the "true" conservative. Go, Rick, go!!
11:26 PM on 03/11/2012
This is hardly a nail-biter. The GOP will engage their "southern strategy": Make sure that every other sentence contains a reference to God; praise gun ownership; talk about how "dangerous" that "elitist" Obama is to the nation; talk about how they're against abortion; and mention, yet once again, the "danger" of Obama (gotta' make sure the folks are shaking in their boots). And then, on voting day, each candidate will receive a percentage of the votes. And then Romney will be the nominee. And then all the southern Republicans will suddenly discover their love for Romney and vote for him. Piece of cake. End of story.
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Thaag Tidestalker
Axial Tilt: the Reason for the Season!
05:22 AM on 03/12/2012
I hate to paint Southerners with one broad brush, but unfortunately you seem correct here. Santorum election signs have been popping up here in the capitol like mushrooms. My roommate's ex tried to talk to me about him and I distracted him with kittens immediately. It's hilarious because half the people here don't even consider Catholics to be Christian.
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ranchero42
Cherished Memories? NRA'll Rifle Thru 'Em
02:58 PM on 03/12/2012
Well, good luck with deploying the various methods of distraction -- I found THIS item under 'Cuteness, weaponized'...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8