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Graham Nelson
HURLED into the cold depths of space from a dying planet, young Graham Nelson found a new home in a small midwest fa--wait. Wait, no. That--that's Superman. Probably tons of copyrights there. Yikes. Uh, hold on a second.

SCREAMS of hot agony clung to the walls of the empty laboratory. Graham Nelson clutched at his swollen wrist where the spider's dripping, radioactive fangs had...pierced...

Ugh. Dang. I'm doing it again, aren't I? Disney's going to flip. Sigh. Fine.

REGRETTABLY, Graham Nelson has no secret origin to disclose at this time.

He grew up in the suburbs of Richmond, Virginia. His childhood was remarkably free of grizzly, life-changing crimes committed against his loved ones. When he was ten, he moved to Tokyo, Japan, where you'd think there might at least be an atomic monster to fight, but, no, you'd be wrong. Because life isn't fair. On the plus side, his decade of studying and teaching in Tokyo enhanced his ability to eat miso ramen to near-superhuman levels.

Graham works as a freelance producer and writer for a Japanese television network and myriad local production companies. In his spare time, he writes. His first novel, a comedy about the world's most dangerous geopolitical hotspot, will be published one day, most likely after he finishes editing it.

He lives in Brooklyn. Read about his adventures on his website.

Entries by Graham Nelson

Our Homeowners Association Has Some Concerns About Your Paleo Lifestyle

(0) Comments | Posted July 8, 2014 | 4:59 PM


Son, we called this family meeting -- excuse me, this ZULGPARENTS MAN-HERD (did I say that right?) -- because we need to talk about something serious. It's about your decision to go paleo.

Your mother and I were 100 percent on board...

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Magneto, Master of Magnetism, Has Some Openings On His Team

(0) Comments | Posted May 19, 2014 | 4:00 PM


Are you a can-do creative ready to take on the world?

Do you have a proven track record of unearthing outside-the-box communications stratagems for society's biggest problems? Like humanity's pesky defiance of their rightful mutant overlords?

When the going gets tough, are you...

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You're the World's Greatest Mom, Mom, Which Is Why Tonight We'll Be Dining at Hooters

(0) Comments | Posted May 10, 2014 | 3:49 PM


Dearest Mother,

Happy Mother's Day!

Was it...

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