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Cumming on America

(15) Comments | Posted October 14, 2008 | 5:07 PM

So Alan Cumming, the fourth most famous export from Scotland (behind haggis, red hair and Groundskeeper Willie) writes at the Huffington Post that America is "comforted by mediocrity."

This coming from someone who -- as Defamer points out -- starred in the Tin Man and Son of the Mask.

Now,...

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SARAH PALIN'S MURDEROUS WEB OF DEATH

(23) Comments | Posted September 15, 2008 | 2:52 PM

Calling Sarah Palin a murderer might seem a stretch.

At first.

But alarmingly, Sarah Louise Heath Palin was born on February 11, 1964 - a suspicious beginning, as it is also the forty-eighth anniversary of the arrest of the free-thinking "first-wave feminist" Emma Goldman, for lecturing on the benefits of......

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What Obama Can Teach Jesus

(1) Comments | Posted July 21, 2008 | 6:25 PM

While Senator and presidential hopeful Barack Obama tours the Middle East, he brings to mind another inspirational leader who made waves in that neck of the woods not too long ago.

That's right, Jesus Christ.

While many people see Obama as someone who draws inspiration from Christ,...

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Food for Thought

(8) Comments | Posted July 20, 2007 | 3:49 PM


Many of our most thoughtful environmentalists are telling us that our planet is facing an unfathomable calamity. The combination of unbridled overpopulation and increasing greenhouses gases puts us on a path to destroy Mother Earth...unless we do something now. Two of the major suggestions to prevent such disaster...

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Seven Things We Now Know About Today's Car Bombing Attempt

(24) Comments | Posted June 29, 2007 | 4:04 PM

Folks, I just spent three hours surfing the net and did I learn a lot! Did you know that most of the news we get is controlled by the Bu$hies? Let me enlighten you about today's so-called terrorist bombing attempt in London:

1. There is no proof that this was...

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How Terrorism Affects Global Warming (it does!)

(12) Comments | Posted June 22, 2007 | 7:43 PM


My favorite person in the world - aside from Wilford Brimley - is Vaclav Klaus, president of the Czech Republic. Recently he wrote that global warming hysteria has become a problem of truth versus propaganda. He says the issue is more about freedom than tiny changes in global...

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A Serious Post About the Homeless

(13) Comments | Posted June 20, 2007 | 7:54 PM

Sad but true: The homeless are four times more likely to die early than those of us who lead sheltered lives.

I ask: why?

Is it frostbite? booze? Steam grate burns?

No, No, and sadly no. Instead, the blame must rest on the iPod, the portable media player designed...

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WHY PROGRESSIVES RULE!

(8) Comments | Posted June 19, 2007 | 4:08 PM

At the Campaign for America's Future "Take Back America" news conference this week, no one uttered the word "liberal." Instead, they used "progressive." Weird. Are progressives taking over the left? Or are liberals these days refusing to define themselves as liberal? It is, after all, a term that scares...

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Comment of the Day Award!

(28) Comments | Posted April 17, 2007 | 1:31 PM

"September 11 will forever live in our consciousness, but let us not forget those that perished at the hands of Americans."

Alex Leo, the Huffington Post.

Just so you don't forget: we're just as bad as everyone else. I would like to thank Alex Leo and the Huffington...

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NEW SHOW ON FOX NEWS TONIGHT! (starring your friend Greg)

(42) Comments | Posted February 5, 2007 | 12:31 PM

Hey everyone! I'm writing to invite you to tune in to my new show, Redeye, which premieres tonight - or early tuesday morning (if you're an east coaster), on your favorite news channel, Fox News!

It airs at 2 am, eastern - which is 11 pm west coast time. I...

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New Trend On The Rise: The Patriotic Terrorist

(146) Comments | Posted January 25, 2007 | 11:25 AM

Whenever I visit this lovely blog, I usually run into someone - a "leftist," if you will - who finds pleasure in things that make our country or the President look bad. I suppose I could say these angry types are no better than cheerleaders for terrorism. After all, both...

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Predict When and How John Seery Dies!

(26) Comments | Posted January 10, 2007 | 10:00 PM

On January 10th, 2007, at the Huffington Post, John Seery, an academic with credentials, just proposed a novel contest. He says it's "sort of like Monopoly," except it's far more clever: you get to guess how many US troops will die this year. "Submit your estimate," he goads, in a...

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EXCLUSIVE: THE HUFFPO KIDZ!

(11) Comments | Posted January 9, 2007 | 11:14 AM

A press release! A press release!

PRESS RELEASE
EMBARGO DATE: January 9 2007, 3 pm

NEW CHILDREN'S BLOG FOR CHILDREN AND ADULTS WHO ARE CHILDREN AT HEART

Hot on the success of ten year-old Della Turque-Henneberg's post about her afternoon with Nancy Pelosi, the Huffington post is announcing its...

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REPEAT, FOR YOUR PLEASURE!

(19) Comments | Posted January 8, 2007 | 5:56 PM

It's really weird how i posted it, but it, like totally disappeared - not even on the front page or anything!
anyway, here's something my ten-year-old nephew, Calluph Mayberry-Gillus, wrote!
I thought I should share it with you immediately!

CHILD ABUSE, BY Calluph Mayberry-Gillus, aged ten

As everyone...

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MY NEPHEW BLOGS ABOUT CHILD ABUSE

(0) Comments | Posted January 8, 2007 | 10:43 AM

Here's something my ten-year-old nephew, Calluph Mayberry-Gillus, wrote!
I thought I should share it with you immediately!

CHILD ABUSE, BY Calluph Mayberry-Gillus, aged ten

As everyone knows, poverty, global capitalism and the illegal war on terror have led to the breakdown of families all over the world. What this...

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The March to Mecca

(50) Comments | Posted December 18, 2006 | 2:16 PM

HELLO EVERYONE. I know it's been awhile since I've posted, but I've been very busy working on my book and television and web projects. However, after receiving this press release from the Huffington Post, I had no choice but to return. This is an absolutely fantastic idea, and I urge...

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Why you Should Applaud Walmart's Drug Discount

(15) Comments | Posted September 25, 2006 | 2:48 PM


(AP) - Based on an already successful business model that has brought affordable products to millions of consumers, Walmart plans to sell hundreds of generic prescription drugs at highly discounted prices to the Huffington Post.

"Our practice of providing value and jobs to the lower middle...

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SPECIAL HUFFPO GIFT OFFER FOR BELOVED COMMENTERS!

(80) Comments | Posted September 22, 2006 | 1:44 PM


Huffposters: look at the reflection in the plate!
It's not a hologram -it's reality! It's you!

Buy a limited edition Hugo Chavez Plate of Hate, and you'll never have to eat alone again! Finally: A perfect companion to watch Keith Olbermann -...

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30 AMAZING THINGS ABOUT AMERICA ONCE IT BECOMES PART OF THE NEW CALIPHATE!

(61) Comments | Posted September 7, 2006 | 12:43 PM

More available parking in the jewelry district

Hustler goes "all-ankle"

Zoos closed because chimps not adhering to laws of modesty

Finally decent halftime entertainment at the Super Bowl (beheadings)

The Fahrenheit 9/11 ride at Universal Studios.

...

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WHAT CAUSED STEVE IRWIN'S DEATH? TAKE A GUESS.

(67) Comments | Posted September 6, 2006 | 2:44 PM


It is common knowlege that stingrays are gentle creatures - quick with a smile, always there to lend a helping fin. However, in the matter of Steve Irwin, this was not the case: the loving conservationist was killed by one piercing stab to the heart - by, of...

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