FOLLOW UP TO INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY FOLLOW UP

HELLO EVERYONE!
In my last post, i informed all of you about an Investment Opportunity, called ANDYGUT, which is basically, the internet for people who don't have computers. If you would like to read more about it, please see my earlier post, called "Investment Opportunity," or the follow-up to that post, entitled, "INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY FOLLOWUP."

Again, THE CONCEPT: if someone would like to use the internet to find information, say, on building a fence gate, but they don't have a computer, they could simply go to one of the ANDYGUT kiosks and fill out a slip of paper, and we would do the research. We would then make a copy of the results, with hole punches, and place it in a binder. This would cost the consumer a modest price depending on the size of the attractive and versatile binder. It would probably cost no more than $75 per search.

The great news is that we are major steps closer to securing a major deal with a large development company for the Kiosks - which will enable us to open approximately 1,100 of the "INTERCENTERS" all over the country (except Alaska). We have also signed on a number of "big-name" celebrities as endorsers. Although I cannot say for certain, who they are (for legal reasons), I can say that one of the stars is a common name you read about everyday in "the papers." We have also signed on some other celebrities who were in the original cast of Jesus Christ Superstar.

STILL, I can see by my earlier post, there are some pertinent questions and concerns.

CLEVELAND Chick fails to see the necessity of the Kiosks, claiming that other businesses and libraries "have a new-fangled device called a PRINTER which folks can pay to get their researched info printed onto paper for a fee and make their own 'attractive' binders for less money. ..As to why I was commenting on a Friday night; I'm married and was in the process of making a nice gourmet meal with my very sexy husband.`'

GREG RESPONDS: Thank you. I agree there are many new choices out there. I have even been following the new device, called the IPOD, which I predict will be huge. I am very excited about the way you spend your Friday evenings, but am worried that you responded twice to my post, and so angrily, on a Saturday morning, when you should have been drinking expresso with your very sexy husband while doing the New York Times Crossword. (I imagine he looks like Greg Evigan). But I still welcome you with open arms in our new investment opportunity! Perhaps, you can work Friday nights and weekends, while the younger staff are out "doing their thing!"

PESHA WRITES: If they don't have a computer (or aren't bothered to use their local resources if they cannot afford one) maybe they aren't that interested in looking things up in the first place? There are people who are interested and curious about things and want to know more about their world, and people who are very happy with the status quo -- at least, in my experience.

GREG RESPONDS: Pesha, I suppose you also hate Eskimos because they don't own ice makers. Your racist attitude is the kind of thing we don't need at the huffington post. ANOTHER THING: You make me vomit.

EDDIE STARDUST WRITES: are you for real? $35.00 per search..hmmm...sounds to high.
Nice concept but outmoded already. One of my best friends does not have internet access and once in a while he asks me to look something up for him.No problemo, I reply and I look it up in a jiffy or a few minutes,depending on the difficulty of the search.
I'm sure other folks can do the same or use a computer at a coffeeshop etc. or do the old American thing...
And buy a computer!
Or get your son/daughter,neice or nephew or grandkid to look it up for you!:)

GREG RESPONDS: eddie, you're just the kind of person I am looking for to take part in my business. You already have experience helping people look up things for people. The fact that you can do it "in a jiffy" makes you exceptionally qualified. Please send me your resume and some photos of you relaxing comfortably. You also misspelled "niece." This may affect your salary.

DLTL RESPONDSs: perhaps we should all petition arianna for a new rule -- no male bloggers with tiny d***s? perhaps that would ferret out the inane BS from the likes of poor greggie?

GREG RESPONDS: DLTL, that's not healing energy. The kind of anger can be contagious, and therefore harmful, especially to pets. Once, I had a friend who had a dog. And whenever my friend got angry, the dog got sick! So, DLTL, the next time you get angry, remember that you're only hurting the furry little friends around you. In the meantime, if you're interested in my new investment opportunity, there is still time to "climb on board!"


MICHIGAN WRITES:
Anybody ever hear of "WebTV?". It's internet access using your TV. Easy hookup to your TV using reasonably priced equipment. Less than $30.00 per month for service (unlimited searches) instead of $30.00 per search. It has its drawbacks but is certainly cheaper than getting ripped off by a $30.00 fee for each individual search.

GREG: Michigan, it is actually $75. But something tells me that YOU ARE simply pulling my leg. The technology that allows internet access through your television is, if not an impossibility, then certainly many decades away from fruition. That's the stuff of science fiction!

But if what Michigan is also saying IS TRUE, that many people don't have tv's, then this leads me to another "arm" in the ANDYGUT Industries business." Lets say you don't have a television, but you would like to watch a rerun of "Who's the Boss?" Fill out a slip of paper at any one of our kiosks, and we will gladly find out where you can get a transcript of the episode. And we will copy it, and place it in an attractive and versatile binder! For a nominal fee ($135).

Remember everyone, if you're interested in this investment opportunity, you need to act now! You can still get in on the "ground floor!"

Regards,
greg