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08/09/2006 02:40 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Ned Will Rock You (The HuffPo Super Duper 'Contagious'™ Walking off The Pier Remix)

As a white person, I really love the Huffington Post. Here's why: There are so many white people here!

And it's also why I love Ned Lamont! He is both white and rich -- what I call a Huffington Post "bi-fecta!"

To mark this great achievement of a rich white left-wing democrat winning a democratic primary - a marvelous testament to the party moving further and further left while the rest of America yawns- everyone here at the Huffpost must sing with me "Ned Will Rock You," a song all rich lefties must embrace in a self-absorbed, masturbatory fervor!

And get this: I've even handed out specific parts - so you better join in!

Note: when it's your turn to sing, alternate from opposing sides of the camera to get the same vibe as the classic Little Steven "Sun City" video)

Gutfeld: "Buddy you're a boy make a big noise"

Arianna: "Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day"

Laurie David: "You got mud on yo' face

RJ Eskow: "You big disgrace"

David Mamet: "Kickin' your can all over the place"

Everyone: "NED WILL NED WILL ROCK YOU!
" NED WILL NED WILL ROCK YOU!

Tom Hayden: "Buddy you're a young man hard man"

Sheldon Drobney: "Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day"

Deepak: "You got blood on yo' face"

Robert Scheer: "You big disgrace"
Al Franken: "Wavin' your banner all over the place"

Everyone: "NED WILL NED WILL ROCK YOU!
NED WILL NED WILL ROCK YOU!"

INSTRUCTIONS:Let's continue singing this while we all walk off the pier!