Summer Vacation Post Special (For Kids Too!)

THE HUFFPO KIDS FUNNY PAGE SPECIAL!

Have you noticed that many of today's jokes for children don't touch on important themes? Like homophobia? or abortion? or homophobic abortion?

This is wrong. So below I offer you jokes designed to make children laugh, while opening their minds!

THREE KNOCK KNOCK JOKES to tell your kids!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad you are not George Bush, who's approval level is at an all time lowest level of 47 percent?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles to get away from evil George Bush and his architect of evil, Karl Rove. He made illegal leaks to the press!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ada!
Ada who?
Ada tofu salad for lunch! Killing animals is bad. I want to work for Greenpeace and become a veterinarian.

FIVE SILLY RIDDLES!

Why did the Republican cross the road?
To get away from a black person.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because the Republican was chewing it at the time he was crossing the road to get away from the black person.

How many conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in, and four to hate gay people.

What do you get when you cross a Republican with a Christian?
I don't know, but you better keep it away from your uterus.

How many islamic fundamentalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Why do you think they would want light bulbs? This is what foments hate against the West.

ANAGRAM BONUS SPECIAL!!!!!!
"i drive an 'evol Karr.' Who am I?"

A FUNNY BAR JOKE! (burp!)
Jann Wenner walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"

"No."

A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of Mr. Wenner's leg.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" he says indignantly.

"That's not my dog," says the other man.

"I can't help but believe that this is in part the result of Bush's War on Iraq," says Jann, before limping out to his car.

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