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Fellow huffies,
Are you desperately seeking approval from Huffposters like Alec Baldwin, Laurie David and Harry Shearer but secretly worry that other like-minded souls will comment on the same post you're commenting on and steal your thunder? Save precious minutes and outdo the competition by simply cutting and pasting this response below!

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All I can say is....Wow. It's like you read my mind. I have goosebumps, on my goosebumps. I am such a huge fan of yours, but even if I wasn't a fan I must say that I couldn't agree with you more on every single point you made. But like i said before, I am a fan. I think if you met me, you'd probably really like me. But the ball is in your court. ; )

And until we rescue our governMESS from Bu$$$$Hitler, then our country is FuKKKed and we'll never be together. We need to stop BU$HCO EVIL TWIN Dick ChenIKILLPEOPLEey and the Holy Bibull$$$hit-humping corpoRAPE greed-mongering constituSHUNNED-shredding racists who went after Clinton for a BJ (blow job) but don't care about global HARMing - from wiping their A$$e$ with the con$TITuSHUN. These warloving taxcutting forest-raping neoconvict enron (ENDRUN!)-supporting clean-water-act abusing naSHUNnal debt assholes who pursue (UN)intelligent deSSign in red state$$$ with their higher divorce$ are de$$$stroying our Country and i couldn't agree with you more again! See my website (WWW.Again$$$tBu$$$Hitler.org.com.org.com) and sign my petition (www.petitionagainstcorporaterapegreedandotherbadpeople.com.org.com) or meet me at the library between bound periodicals and microforms on Thursdays between 11 and 12 where' I'll be discuSSing how to give Rushannityoreilly and the fellow Coulterrorist what they de$$$$$ERVE and KKKeep their hands off Amerikkka. They are the ones responSSible for HURRIKKKKANE KKKATRINA, the violence in the MUDDLE east, sup"port" of MISRAEL, wireTRAPPing as a means for war on terror (I CALL IT a WAR IN ERROR!) and the war against evolution (they think its EVIL-UTION) by southern redneXXX driving trucks to church to PREY to GAWD that doesn't give a shit about WMD (weapons of mass dumbness!!) because they DONT EXIST and ARE busy burning churches when they should be taxing them, which meanwhile they also worship the NRA , and it stands for National Redneck Assholes who would rather hunt and kill gays to prevent them from teaching evolution (to them it's EVILER-UTION!) to their inbred childENron who will grow up to wireTRAP and eat wildhorses while stealing elections in Floriduh. Amen - it's not WE THE PEOPLE, BUT WEE ON THE PEOPLE - fratboy Jeb and that SOB (son of barbra) arent a family but a cabal of criminalzheimers who see diSSent as unpatRIOTic and that Port deals mean more wine for the REICH WING. MEANWHILE., i worry about my chidlren and their children who are my grandfchildren except i am being hyperthetical because i dont have anyh kids (i have carpool tunnel syndrome) which i am grateful for becauser i dont want them to be in a planet under attack by evil corporate polluters - but my freedumb of choice is made illegal because NEOCONDALSLEAZYRICE wantsme to have abortions iwith a coat hanger made by people making minimum wage so I will probably have kids, but i will raise them awayh from Dubya-loving or shall i say DUBAI loving NAZZZI-neoconservaturds who have hijackedOFF our countreason and turned into AmeriKKKA with its evile policie$$$$.Prolife spelled backwards in EFILORP (Evil Fanatic ignorant liars on Rape Pills). I would leave the U$A but i am on di$$ability. I also call it the USSA, referring Hitler's own personal bodyguard called the Schutzstaffel (SEE EARLIER POST!!!). . We need to WAKE UP THE United SLAVES of AmeriKKKa AND TAKE IT BACK from Jack AbRAMITUPYOURASS! HOMOland SUCKurity is nothing but a covert KKKlub run by KKKultish FAUX POOS at the hands of KKKARL RAVENOUS as a means to blind our eyes from IRAQOFLAMB- THE fault oF WHORE W Bu$$$H and Donald RAPESCHILDRENfeld. If we don't stop the Repuglifeces NOW, then NEOCONVICTS LIKE Prick Insanetorum and his cronie$$$$ from Halli-BurtonCummings will gain NEO-CON-TROLL and then we will be driving automobiles instead of Prius's. ONE QUESTION: I had the new Domino's piZZa fajita for lunch today - is that a piZZita, or a fajiZZa?

Thank you very much and keep up the great work, Arianna. This is such a great website!

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