What Obama Can Teach Jesus

While Senator and presidential hopeful Barack Obama tours the Middle East, he brings to mind another inspirational leader who made waves in that neck of the woods not too long ago.

That's right, Jesus Christ.

While many people see Obama as someone who draws inspiration from Christ, I view it the other way around.

I mean, what could Jesus learn from Obama?

I remember a time when Jesus was plagued with doubt, and wondered if he was up to the task his Father had given him. This is something, I sense, that just doesn't happen with Obama. Some call it arrogance, but I call it "spiritual confidence." Seriously, would Obama have told God, "Sorry Dad, I can't die for every one's sins. I want to build canoes." Not on your life, people. Obama would take on such challenges with a hearty laugh, and a "bring it on" attitude. Jesus could learn from this, if he wasn't busy whining.

Jesus also took a lot of grief for hanging with the wrong crowd -- paupers, thieves -- even a "scorned" woman. Well, all one needs to do is look at Obama, and marvel at the way he stuck by a life partner with controversial beliefs -- as well as his unusual friend in the Weather Underground. I think Jesus could learn a thing or two about loyalty, here. And yet, Obama also knew exactly when it was time to move on from a destructive relationship, as he did with Reverend Wright. If only Jesus had seen that coming with Judas.

When Jesus died for our sins, he was in his early thirties - far too inexperienced for such an undertaking. Aside from carpentry, what experience did he really have in making the world a better place? Did he ever run a corporation, hold public office for many years, or enlist in the military? No, no, and no. A holy Trinity of no's ... like Obama. But Obama has roughly 15 years on Jesus, so you could argue he is more qualified to save the world. Plus, he traveled more extensively, went to better schools, can probably speak more languages and experimented with narcotics. He's truly a man of all people.

Many critics say Jesus flip flopped on issues -- on the one hand he preaches forgiveness, on the other he mentions an eternity of Hell for those who do wrong against God. But just by looking at the way Obama shifts beliefs based on how it helps him politically, you see that all great leaders become great through a willingness to change. I mean, if you keep falling down -- maybe it's time to find a better cross.

And sure, Jesus Christ had a funny name. Well, friend, here are a few other "funny" names: Ghandhi, Confucius, Zoroaster, Obama, Pitt. Meanwhile, here are some names that are very common: Koresh, Manson, Bush. You get the picture.

And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than Hitler. And probably racist, too.

Comments

[kasule]

seriously, wut in the world does this guy think he is talking about?? its all garbage, I dont like this article, and if any sensible thinking person is comparing a human being to Jesus, then thats absurd, I wish this guy could do something else other than journalism, and when I read this article I couldnt stop thinking about the thousands of peeps sitting home jobless when we still have a people like mr. Greg Gutfeld
writing such trash!!! if it was an attempt at humor Mr. gutfeld, then your way off the mark, cuz this is far from funny