Here are a bunch of ideas I pitched to a slew of magazines who told me "no"/"please stop emailing us and sending our entire company friendship bracelets or we will file a restraining order." :(.
1. 15 Ways to Vomit Gracefully
2. 34 Photos of Buzzed Moms at Chain Restaurants Giggling About Their Celebrity Crushes
3. What If I Told You No One Cared About Your Diatribe Against Vegans
4. The Man Bun: Sexy or Just a Cheap Tree Burl Imitation
5. Am I Dying or Severely Hungover: Take This Fun & Flirty Quiz to Find Out!
6. What Your Preferred Brand of Ketchup Says About You
7. 12 Reasons Why You Should Replace Your Door With Beaded Curtains
8. Could The Go-To Instagram Filter You've Been Using This Whole Time Be Wrong For You?: Experts Weigh In
9. Top 10 College Campus Gazebos to Write Your Manuscript In
10. FUCK YOUR MOOD BOARD I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU: AN OPEN LETTER TO MY "STYLIST" EX-BOYFRIEND, DEMETRI
11. I Take Back What I Said About Your Mood Board, I'm Sorry, Please Take Me Back We Can Make This Work: An Open Letter to My Hopefully Boyfriend-Again, Demetri
12. The How-To Guide to Carefully Curating Your Web Presence
13. In College and Strapped For Cash: Could Starting Your Own Psychic Hotline Be Right For You?
14. Another Essay Trying to Capture The Temporal Quality of Youth in NYC
15. Another Listicle
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