A benign if saucy human, Gregory Weinkauf recorded his first variety show at age four, and subsequently turned high school journo (in addition to reviewing whichever Elvis Costello record or Talking Heads movie, he interviewed the lunch ladies and questioned the purpose of alcohol), sang with a local band (most notably, performing “I Melt With You” at the International Special Olympics), literally rocked around the clock in various radio stations, and turned writer-actor-director with Beyond Our Control, a long-running teen television comedy series of…repute. Wrongfully presuming that “engineering” had something to do with driving trains (which he otherwise vastly prefers to cars), Gregory opted instead to study Cinéma at the University of Southern California, earning his B.A. in Production whilst secretly absorbing humanities (and guitar) overseas. Further studies are currently in negotiations. Meanwhile, he exults in a cable-free lifestyle and wanton bibliophilia.

Gregory’s occupational hazards began with babysitting and yardwork, eventually spanning several years of punishing retail and service positions (which is why he’s an excellent tipper). The most fascinating professional phase may have been when he abruptly switched from reading scripts at CAA to cleaning kennels at the Humane Society -- and didn’t notice any difference. A lover of fun and creativity who is utterly bewildered by why many people in The Industry are unrelentingly mean, Gregory took solace during his stint at Paramount by grooving amongst relatively easygoing Klingons.

Gregory’s career as a Nationally Syndicated Cinéma Critic took off in 1999 (when he won the top prize for Entertainment Writing from the Southern California Press Club), and then crashed in 2004 (when he dared challenge corporate and editorial retardation). In early 2005, he launched his own site, ÜberCiné.com (OOH-buh SEE-nay), which costs a mere twenty bucks a month to sustain and frankly could use an overhaul, but nonetheless scores solid hittage. Gregory’s first novel -- which has nothing to do with himself or his own life -- will be released in late 2009. If we must fall to definitions, he is a Moderate Vegan, Green, Democratic Socialist, amateur accordionist, seasoned bodhran-player, casual tennis enthusiast, pretty good dancer and friend to woodland creatures.

Blog Entries by Gregory Weinkauf

Science Fiction Double Feature: District 9 pops, Time Traveler's Wife flops

1 Comments | Posted August 13, 2009 | 05:22 PM (EST)


Back in the '80s, when I was much too young and impressionable to know better, I was very taken with narratives featuring tragic-romantic leads: From John Irving's stuff (Garp, Owen Meany) to Stephen King's and David Cronenberg's The Dead Zone (with its haunted hero, John Smith) to -- especially --...

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She's Gotta Cook It: Julie & Julia Gets Rich

6 Comments | Posted August 3, 2009 | 02:58 PM (EST)


Relentlessly slick and undeniably entertaining, Nora Ephron's Julie & Julia tempts me to employ a recipe metaphor on its behalf -- but since that critical approach is likely to be dispiritingly common, I'll dodge the obvious and simply say that this project surprised me. Remember newspapers? Well, there are those...

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2,000+ Words for the 2,000 Year Old Man: Mel Brooks Is Saluted by the Academy

19 Comments | Posted July 25, 2009 | 06:12 PM (EST)


In early 1978, a child wandered into a now-razed mall cinema somewhere in the Midwest, ponied up $3.50 at the box office, and discovered that he had arrived early for his intended screening of Mel Brooks' consciousness-altering Hitchcock spoof, High Anxiety. Naturally, the child peeked at the tail end of...

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The Week in Dodgy Cinema: Welcoming the Icky Orphan; Bumping the Ugly (Truth)

5 Comments | Posted July 23, 2009 | 11:26 AM (EST)


Somewhere in the vast sub-suburban bleakness of "America"-But-Actually-Canada, where it's always a gloomy 4:45 pm in the dead of winter, a sweet and curiously affluent WASP family just begging for horror and torture are about to adopt a charming little Russian girl named Esther, whom they will bring into their...

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When Harry Met Sadness: (500) Days of Summer Reconsiders American Romantic Comedy

Posted July 21, 2009 | 06:13 PM (EST)


Matters of the heart may actively invite fierce overgeneralizations, and sometimes the blanket statements hold up well under scrutiny -- but nonetheless, I advise readers of this review to note that I am writing it as part of a calm catharsis of two decades of adult life which I would...

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Half-Blood, All Brilliant: The Sixth Harry Potter Movie Enchants and Enthralls

8 Comments | Posted July 20, 2009 | 10:22 AM (EST)


It's already made four hundred million worldwide."

"Yeah, but can it beat Transformers (2)?"

Please pardon the vulgarity, but these are the first words I heard spoken -- sadly, by teenagers -- upon emerging from a Sunday morning civilian screening of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Which was a...

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Amnesty Salutes Its Secret Policemen

Posted June 29, 2009 | 01:55 PM (EST)


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June 2009 marks the 30th anniversary of the pioneering Secret Policeman's Ball series of benefit shows for Amnesty International. The anniversary is being saluted with a major film festival in Los Angeles and New York: June 11 - July 31. Huffington...
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Even Bigger Balls Than Mark Sanford...

Posted June 25, 2009 | 12:36 PM (EST)


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June 2009 marks the 30th anniversary of the pioneering Secret Policeman's Ball series of benefit shows for Amnesty International. The anniversary is being saluted with a major film festival in Los Angeles and New York: June 11 - July 31. Huffington...
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Smile and Say "Cleese!" - How the Secret Policeman Mocks, Rocks and Shocks

Posted June 18, 2009 | 12:00 PM (EST)


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June 2009 marks the 30th anniversary of the pioneering Secret Policeman's Ball series of benefit shows for Amnesty International. The anniversary is being saluted with a major film festival in Los Angeles and New York: June 11 - July 31. Huffington...
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The Secret Policeman's Film Festival: Be There -- With Balls On!

Posted June 14, 2009 | 02:35 PM (EST)


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June 2009 marks the 30th anniversary of the pioneering Secret Policeman's Ball series of benefit shows for Amnesty International. The anniversary is being saluted with a major film festival in Los Angeles and New York: June 11 - July 31. Huffington...
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Having a Ball for Amnesty...

6 Comments | Posted June 10, 2009 | 09:34 PM (EST)


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"I saw The Secret Policeman's Ball and it became a part of me. It sowed a seed..." - Bono

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"I think everyone is in for a...

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Julie in the Sky with Diamonds: Across The Taymor Universe

Posted September 27, 2007 | 11:39 PM (EST)


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In case you haven't noticed, Julie Taymor is one of those brilliant people. Yes, yes, The Lion King on Broadway and the films Titus and Frida -- these factors are known. And yet, as...

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Mods And Rockers Festival: Picking Up Every Stitch...

Posted July 21, 2007 | 05:21 PM (EST)


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After the Mods & Rockers Film Festival 40th anniversary celebration of the Monterey Festival - there was a private party for the assembled Monterey veterans and film festival staff in the Mods & Rockers Clubhouse. Writer Gregory Weinkauf found himself at the...

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Mods And Rockers Festival: Skidoo Does Hollywood...

Posted July 17, 2007 | 02:51 PM (EST)


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The festival presented the first 35mm screening in Los Angeles in over 25 years of Otto Preminger's 1968 acid-comedy Skidoo. Gregory Weinkauf reprts on the film -- which has a reprise screening at the festival in Santa Monica on Sunday July 29....

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