iPhone app iPad app Android phone app Android tablet app More

Featuring fresh takes and real-time analysis from HuffPost's signature lineup of contributors
Gustavo Arellano

GET UPDATES FROM Gustavo Arellano
 

¡ASK A MEXICAN!: Special Conquistador Edition

Posted: 12/14/11 06:00 AM ET

Dear Mexican: This is the second rant I've felt I had to send to you. I don't know if readers are allowed "seconds" but here it goes: Much has been said about the terrible things happening to the United States and its citizens by the Mexican drug cartels. But what's the difference between the modern-day cartels and the Big Four of the period between 1492 and 1775? I refer you to the kings of England, France, Portugal, and Spain who invaded the Americas during the above-noted period. The invaders didn't bring cocaine, pot or meth but they brought various diseases that, if I read history correctly, led to the death of many thousands of native peoples. And, of course, they brought their heavyweight weapon, the one I believe that Lenin called the opiate of the masses: religion. Today, many people and our economy are hurt by today's cartels, and I'm not defending them in any way, but it strikes me the cartels of today are pikers compared to their predecessors, who killed an untold number of native peoples and stole a continent.

Mexica Tiahui!

Dear Wab: Sloppy seconds are always welcome here, cabrón! It was Marx who dropped the line about religion, not, Lenin (he wrote of religion that it's "a sort of spiritual booze, in which the slaves of capital drown their human image, their demand for a life more or less worthy of man"), and the natives were muy religious, but otherwise, your analysis doesn't go far enough. You forgot to mention how, like the cartels, the conquistadors fought each other for trade routes, killing each other and innocents in the process. How they demanded tribute from villagers, and terrorized them with public displays of brutality to keep them in line. How the conquistadors built empires that enriched only themselves, and created serfs out of those whom they didn't bribe into submission. The only real difference between the conquistadors and drug cartels is that the former did it in the name of Christ--and even the narcos aren't that pendejo to pull that card.

Does it make any sense to you that, in some cities in Mexico, there are statues of the Spanish conquistadors? After all these were the same people who believed that they were superior than the Mexicans so they had to force their ways on them, and not to mention the whole slaughtering of thousands of Mexicans, too.

Lies my Maestro Told Me

Dear Wab: Of course it does. Because, while though the conquistadors raped and murdered countless indigenous folks, they represent order and progress to Mexico's elite, the very people who have the money to erect statues and are more that proud to claim direct ancestry to the barbarians. Witness the furor that happened last year, when the city of Merida in the Yucatan erected a statue to its founder, the conquistador Francisco de Montejo. Even though Montejo laid waste to the Mayas back in the 16th century, and even though the descendants of the vanquished protested loudly, the city's elites erected the statue. And the same controversy happens whenever someone commemorates Juan de Oñate, the conquistador who swung his sword through New Mexico, much to the delight of the Hispanos who claim no Injun blood in their veins and to the horror of everyone else. But it's not just an elite-Mexican thing to side with the cruel--just look at the Southern love for the Confederacy.

MEET THE MEXICAN'S FRIEND! Legendary cartoonista Lalo Alcaraz will sign copies of his posters, calendars, and books this Friday at 7:30 p.m. at Calacas, 324 W. Fourth St., #B, Santa Ana, (714) 662-2002. Lecture, FREE; books, BARATO.

Ask the Mexican at themexican@askamexican.net, be his fan on Facebook, follow him on Twitter @gustavoarellano or ask him a video question at youtube.com/askamexicano!

 
 
 
  • Comments
  • 11
  • Pending Comments
  • 0
  • View FAQ
Comments are closed for this entry
View All
Recency  | 
Popularity
03:45 AM on 12/15/2011
Peoples under Aztec domination joined Cortes and his soldiers as they marched toward Tenochtitlan, the Aztec capital.. The Tlaxcaltecans, were fed up with seeing their young men kidnapped and slaughtered in Aztec rites. The Aztec religion was the most horrible in all of mankind's search for divinity. Thousands of men women and children were dragged up to altars atop great stone pyramids, held down by force and the Aztec priests sliced their chests open , tore out their hearts and offered them to their sun god. The corpses were hurled down and at the bottom of the pyramid, dismembered. The limbs were eaten, the torsos were thrown on a dump, and the heads impaled through both temples and put on racks ,in public view,
The Spaniards who came to the New World were unaware that germs they carried would devastate native peoples Many native Americans many believed epidemics were caused by vengeance from their abandoned gods. But the Church, with kindness, charity and diligence, protected the natives and even petitioned Queen Isabella of Spain to rein in the soldiers and establish royal protections for subject peoples. Queen Isabella decreed that the Indians were not to be enslaved; they were wards of the Crown and must be treated as such. For the 16th century, this was advanced thinking, but even so, it could not prevent colonial abuses. Maybe God was so appalled by the Aztec religion that He sent the Spaniards to destroy it, and in this, they did succeed.
07:59 AM on 12/15/2011
God didn't send theSpanish in to destroy the Aztecs, the Spanish came to find riches. Stop blaming God for the actions of men.
04:42 PM on 12/15/2011
If God is omnipotent, she's at least negligent here, if not an accessory.
photo
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Arturo Ramrez
02:34 PM on 12/15/2011
Flower wars weren't the main cause of discontent of the cultures inside the Mexica (not Aztec) empire, but tributes. Human sacrifice was part of most Mesoamerican and Aridamerican cultures, and sacrifice was not considered to be a punishment, but a honorable way of dying that would help keep the world working. You CAN'T judge the past in the eyes of the present.

The Church with kindness, charity and diligence protected the natives? The main reason why the original cultures of maaaaany parts of the world were basically destroyed was due to the "civilization" of the natives, that included things like forced servitude (but it wasn't always called slavery, of course), destruction of anything they considered "heathen" (like native literature or medicine), forcing way harsher tribute on them than the Mexicas did (tither, anyone?), taking away their land....

Yeah, they were saints, how didn't I notice?
08:27 PM on 12/16/2011
Thanks for reading my comment all the way through and genuinely considering it. Yes, I agree with you that Aztecs who believed in their religion of sun worship did not feel that bloody human sacrifice to nourish and honor the sun was cruel or dishonorable. But the Aztecs were much more willing to sacrifice captives on their altars than to butcher their own people. Thousands of people joined the Spaniards and followed Cortes, not only to be free of the yoke of Aztec oppression, but also because the Spaniards brought priests who preached a religion of forgiveness, of Jesus the Savior, Holy Mary and all the saints in Heaven. I do not doubt that the vast majority of conversions were sincere. Despite the injustices of the encomienda system, the subjugation of natives to the mission system, most people probably felt they were better off... The Virgen de Guadalupe, who appeared to a humble Indian, Juan Diego, is the much beloved patroness of the Americas to this very day, and not without good reason...
08:40 PM on 12/16/2011
Obviously, the Aztecs believed in their religion of sun worship and thought it was both necessary and honorable to nourish the sun with hearts ripped from living bodies. BUT the majority of people they sacrificed were unwilling captives taken in wars; their religion did not demand that they constantly murder their own people. To be free of the terrible yoke of Aztec oppression, thousands of people joined Cortes and his handful of soldiers. Most of them converted to Chrtistianity because the conquistadores brought priests who preached of Jesus, God the Father, Mary, Joseph and all the saints in Heaven. I have no doubt that these conversions were sincere; the new Christians were given Spanish names at baptism. Yes, the Indians had to submit to the encomienda system and labor under the supervision of Catholic missionaries during colonial rule. But in 1531 the Virgen of Guadalupe appeared to Juan Diego, a humble Indian, and she quickly became the Patroness of the Americas, most beloved, especially by decendants of the Indians, to this very day....
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
BlairCase
12:00 PM on 12/14/2011
Statues of Spanish conquistadores are also controversial in the United States. The gigantic equestrian statue of conquistador Don Juan de Oñate at the El Paso airport has been renamed "The Horseman." After putting down a rebellion at Acoma, Onate sentenced male Acomas to have one foot cut off. There's some doubt as to whther the order was actually carried out, and at the time it was considered a act of mercy, since most people expected the Acomas to be executed. However, the statue was considered insensitive to Native Americans.
11:35 PM on 12/14/2011
Which is why a statue of Onate in New Mexico had its right foot cut off in 1998.
01:59 AM on 12/14/2011
Think it might come as a big surprise to the big 4 - that what they were told - they did the genocieds for jesus was based on a LIE??? They only get a one way trip to H*LL!!!
Amen-Ra - Egyptian sun god; supreme god of the universe in whom Amen and Ra were
merged; principal deity during Theban supremacy
Egyptian god of vegetation and the dead, both said to be reborn at the winter solstice.
Having experienced death, they returned, each born again of their mother and lover.
Having experienced rebirth, in their mystery cults of antiquity they could promise rebirth
to initiates, a template later borrowed for the promise of the risen Christ.