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Haley Hill
Haley founded (and recently sold) the UK's biggest matchmaking agency.

During her time as a matchmaker she personally interviewed thousands of singles and as a company tens of thousands. After which, she felt compelled to write a book about her findings.

It has been short-listed for two awards.

"It's Got to Be Perfect: the memoirs of a modern-day matchmaker is a fun novel exploring our aspirations for an idealised happy ever after. It also has lots of fun stuff too, including but not limited to: a broken penis, a dog on Viagra and feminist anarchy in a lapdancing club."

'As deliciously gossipy as it gets' --Sadie Nicholas, journalist

'High drama and lots of laughs' --Susan Quilliam, Fabulous Magazine

'Hilarious and so very, very true' --James Preece, The Dating Guru

Entries by Haley Hill

Valentine's Day With Kids

(0) Comments | Posted February 11, 2014 | 3:43 PM

Apart from our wedding day, no day is expected to be as perfect as Valentine's. The man was a saint, after all, risking his life to marry Christian couples in the face of the mighty Roman Empire.

For centuries, lovers have exchanged gifts, confectionery and handwritten notes to celebrate their...

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At What Age Do Women Become the Hunters?

(10) Comments | Posted December 5, 2013 | 8:54 AM

"No, the girls chase the boys," said my 12-year-old niece as she explained the new rules of kiss-chase to me the other day.

I screwed up my nose and considered what to say. Just as I held back the words "stop" and "that" I felt a shudder go through me.

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Monogamy -- Is a Lap Dance Acceptable?

(19) Comments | Posted October 7, 2013 | 11:24 AM

If a man loves us, then we should be able throw him into a pit pulsing with naked supermodels and he would remain true.

And by true, I mean no impure thought would enter his head.

To any woman of sane mind, this is obviously a ridiculous notion, yet for...

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