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Harmon Leon

Harmon Leon

Posted: April 20, 2010 04:30 PM

420 Truths About Working on a Pot Farm

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Hey San Francisco: it's 4/20! No, I'm not trying to get everyone worked up about celebrating Hitler's birthday. Instead, I'm pointing out that its, International Pot Smoking Day.

There are many legends how the term "420" came about. One version has claims the term originated from a group of teenagers at San Rafael High School who would meet after school at 4:20 p.m. to smoke marijuana at the Louis Pasteur statue. Another version claims that 420 originated from a police code that announces marijuana use is taking place.

I doubt that 420 has anything to do with Hitler's birthday. But if the Furor did smoke more weed chances are he would have followed through with his dream of pursuing that art career.

For the stoner-sect, working on a Northern California pot farmer must seem like the equivalent of a fat person winning one of those contests where they get to stuff their shopping cart with as much food as they can in one minute. I actually worked on a pot farm in Mendocino County (part of the Emerald Triangle) as part of my book, The American Dream.

What I learned: the fantasy isn't always the same as the reality. Since it's 420, as an annual tradition here are a few facts and fictions about working on a pot farm:

There is copious amounts of weed on a farm, TRUTH!

You better believe it. Bushels and bushels of freshly trimmed weed stacked to the ceiling with such exotic names as Trainwreck and Purple Indigo.

It's easy to find a pot farm to work on in San Francisco. FALSE!

I had one pot farm scheduled to work on and the night before leaving I got an email that the DEA swooped down and took all their plants. Other times people were really flaky on when I should be going up ("Oh, dude? Was that today!?")

The local police are always ready to bust a pot farm. FALSE!

In Mendocino the local police aren't concerned about the weed that is grown in the area. Busting all the farms would crash the local economy. What they are more worried about is robbery. Gangs from L.A. have come to this area armed with AK47s to rob farms of their weed because it's so profitable and abundant.

People who work on pot farms really, really, really like pot. TRUE!

It couldn't be more ideal. They can trim weed and smoke it ALL AT THE SAME TIME! Not only that, but they can do so while listening to hippie music ABOUT weed and centering ALL conversation, like wine snobs, around, well, weed.

It's fun to trim weed. False!

Trimming weed is one of the most monotonous tasks known to humanity. All day long you sit shaping buds over a garbage bag with a pair of scissors and rubber glove on your hand. If this were perfectly legal I'm sure this job would pay $7.50 an hour. Instead, trimmers are paid $100 per each pound of weed they trim.

When eating is involved on a pot farm, it gets very quiet. TRUE!

As much food production (sandwiches, etc) goes on as weed production, followed by moments when all you hear is chewing.

There's nothing scary about a pot farm. FALSE!

You have that combustible mixture of paranoia and fear of being robbed while stuck in the middle of wooded nowhere. Late at night every little noise can trigger the fear that the gangs from L.A. have arrived to rob the place at gunpoint, or the DEA has swooped down to bust everyone in sight.

Have you worked on a pot farm? Did you feel like a kid let loose in Willie Wonka's factory, or was the scenario more of a "don't ask for what you wish for because you just might get it"? Let us know.

Please check out my book, The American Dream.

 

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Wirehedd
08:53 PM on 05/08/2010
Been to Mendo, been to Vansterdam (many times) and have seen more than my share of pot farms, grow ops, backyard gardens and closet hydroponic systems.

The point is that cannabis is a wonderful herb that can do tremendous good. The issue has to be to disincentivise the criminal set from it. If there were no profit it would be as popular among the smugglers and dealers as arugula.

If people could just throw a few little seedling in next to there tomatos and blueberries there would be a lot less problem, lower crime, lower municipal policing costs and a plethora of other benefits. Sadly, the reefer madness clowns who know nothing of cannabis or who DO know and prefer to continue funding the private corporate prison system, are the ones calling the shots and will continue to do so as long as people refuse to take action, stand up to the bureaucrats and make them tell the truth.

Cannabis is safer than coffee. True, proven fact.
04:48 AM on 04/21/2010
Vancouver is beautiful! Don't forget about the Hamsters to the south...BHam knows how it go's...We are only free if we want to be. Don't forget you owe Mama for the herb...keep it subdued and we'll have it all!
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01:09 AM on 04/21/2010
Had a great time at the Vancouver BC Art Gallery in celebration of 420 today. Even though it was raining, Robson Square and the Gallery were packed with revelers. And as I made my through the crowd and haze, I could hear offers of cookies, jello, & chips. There were rows of vendors tents selling all sorts of products. I got an 1/8 of Kush and a dime of Jamaican that cost $40. Very nice high on each.


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