02/08/2011 12:55 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

I Appear on Spike TV's 1000 Ways to Die

I truly believe that this is my breakout acting role. The new season of Spike TV's 1000 Ways to Die kicks off tonight. But it gets better: along with fresh episodes involving more ironic deaths, I landed a pivotal part in series when I was cast in the role of Mob-Informant-Who-Wears-a Gray-Shirt. The role involved being shot at, heavy mugging, and stunt driving.

Here's the clip in all it's 1000 Ways to Die glory:

This wasn't the first time I appeared on Spike TV's 1000 Ways to Die. In a previous episode I portrayed the role of KiKi -- the expert cross-dresser. KiKi looked like she just spent a night with numerous members of the Hell's Angels.

Note my method acting range:

I know, it's uncanny: like early DeNiro I'm a virtual chameleon to every role I take on.

New episodes of Spike TV's 1000 Ways to Die begins Tuesday, February 8th at 10Pm ET/PT.