12/13/2005 11:32 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

The Most Trusted Name in Video Effects

Jonathan Klein, CNN-USA's president, continues to not disappoint with his output of newsworthy--or is that laughworthy?--quotes. Today, he's cited by the TV Newser website as taking pride in--well, what should the nation's premier all-news network take pride in?
This, as Wolf Blitzer's "Situation Room" experiences some ratings growth:
"We're very flattered to see all the multiple boxes and split screens that our competitors have begun to put up," Jon Klein says...
Gee, if one of those competitors' anchors starts to grow a little white beard, stay ouf ot CNN Center, because the buttons popping in Atlanta could put your eye out.