This Just In

[Editor's note: re-posted beacuse of added audio content.]

...from the exclusive, subscription-only "777 Club":

Pat Robertson:

Here are some more folks I have been told that Jesus wouldn't mind if they were removed with extreme, but merciful, prejudice: Vincente Fox of Mexico. This fella looks gay, sounds gay, and if it quacks like a duck, you shoot it. Why do you think the Lord has sent so many hurricanes to Mexico lately? Fidel Castro. You'd think in thirty years the CIA would have developed an exploding cigar that works. And Jacques Chirac of France. Nuff said department. Now, you know that some people are going to take these comments and twist them all out of context. So if you haven't yet doubled your contribution to the 777 Club, this would be a good time to do it. Because you know the secularists who oppose targeted take-outs are sure gonna be doubling their contributions. Let's pray.

UPDATE: Here's the audio...