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This Week in Sarah Palin Poetry

Posted: 06/18/10 12:23 PM ET


With each Twitter tweet, Facebook entry and paid appearance on Fox News, Sarah Palin is showcasing her incredible ability to bypass the media filter and speak directly to the American public through carefully embedded nursery rhymes.

Last week, Gov. Palin added an exciting new collection of poems on topics such as President Obama's mishandling of the Gulf oil spill, the dramatic national shift toward commonsense Republicanism and her God-given breasts.

The following Tea Party Rhymes have been taken verbatim from Palin's commonsense verbiage and postings. No words are changed.

"Secret Agenda"

Am I the only one who
Wonders what could possibly be
The agenda of any politician who
Would thwart our drive toward energy?

June 13, 2010, Facebook entry

"Constant Refrain"

The Obama Administration granted BP
A National Environmental Policy

Act (NEPA) exemption
For its drilling operation

These decisions...
and the resulting spill
have shaken the
public's confidence
in the ability to safely drill!

Unless government
Appropriately regulates OIL
Developments -- and holds OIL
Executives accountable, the public will
Not trust them -- to drill, baby, drill!
And we must, or we will!

Be even more beholden to -- and controlled by,
Dangerous foreign regimes -- that supply

MUCH OF OUR ENERGY!
This has been a constant refrain from me.


June 8, 2010, Facebook entry

"I Have Not Had Implants"

I.

Greta, you know why we love you?
Because you're not afraid to
Ask the questions, and I got to respect you
for asking that question ...

II.

No, I have not
Had implants.

III.

These reporters talking about breast implants; to see
Other women participate in this, I think, really certainly
Diminishes their cause for
Women's rights and for
Equal treatment of women -- it baffles me!

IV.

It kind of wastes some time.
To be judged on
Or to be talked about on
Appearance -- say chest size --

It makes me wear layers.
It makes me have to waste time
Figuring out what am I going to wear?


June 11, 2010
Fox on the Record with Greta Van Susteren

"Reality, Really"


The oil executive's perception
of reality, really,
is different than a public
official's would be.

in the case of this spill to see now
that we're on
day fifty four and the Obama
administration

s'just now deciding that they will
meet with BP
is a pretty atrocious thing
to have to realize be-

'cause, Greta! What this
has resulted in
is an industry player
like BP has been

put in the position, this player
with astronomical
liability exposure gets to define the
facts of the spill!


June 11, 2010
Fox on the Record with Greta Van Susteren

"Stolen Oil Plan Hopscotch Chant"


Walruses and sea otters!
Other things that -- again,
It's evidence that language was
Taken from an Alaskan plan!


June 11, 2010
Fox on the Record with Greta Van Susteren


"Poem for South Carlolina's Alvin Greene"

Whew!
He's got some problems he's got!
Some answers to give, doesn't he -- BUT!

That's the Democrat ticket's problem and you know,
I think it's kind of a shame... though...

That the Democrats,
So heavy-handed

Wanting to shoo somebody off their ticket
When the guy won, he won fair
And square,
And he's the name on the ticket
And they're going to have to live with it.


June 11, 2010
Fox on the Record with Greta Van Susteren

"California Carly"


She is what California needs!
She is what this nation needs!

Somebody who understands
How to live within their means!
Somebody who's run a business
And understands what it means!

To make payroll and live within
A budget and have to produce in

Order to be
rewarded monetarily.

That's something that's so lacking in so many
of our government officials! WE NEED CARLY!

June 11, 2010
Fox on the Record with Greta Van Susteren


"In an RV"


Real quickly
we're in an RV!

traveling right now and
it's nice and peaceful and
we've got our freedom

And our privacy
in an RV!


June 9, 2010
Hannity, Fox News Channel

"The Pauls"

I consider Rand Paul
And his father Ron Paul...

As quite independent candidates
And officials and we appreciate

That they are part of that Republican
Ticket, and it makes it easier to vote for them.

June 9, 2010
Hannity, Fox News Channel


"Message to Barack Hussein Obama"

As a former chief executive, I
Humbly offer this advice
To The President: You must verify!

THAT!
MEANS!
YOU!


June 8, 2010, Facebook entry

HELP ME OUT, FRIENDS!


Help me out, friends!
Help someone like me -
and the majority!

Of Americans, understand why we
Would ever kowtow and bow
to foreign regimes!

That hate us instead of doing all we
can to starve the beast...
Of terrorism in our plight for security,
prosperity, and peace.

June 13, 2010, Facebook entry